Paulblartmallcop Stories

This story is a Trump x Reader story. It's a very spicy meat-a-ball-a. Rawr XD. Here are some real reviews from Yelp: "ye-YEE this book made me yeehaw" ~Taylor...

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

Here is a collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes from the world of the movies! Adventure, romance, horror, and cheesy pick up lines ensue throughout! Get your p...

You find the most handsome prince in your local mall. ~Katy

- THEY WERE MACARONI NOODLES, INCOMPLETE WITHOUT THE EXPERIENCE OF CHEESE. [ voltron: legendary defender. ] [ hunk garrett. ] ...