Historias de Paulblartmallcop

The first edition of the Blartican church bible.

- THEY WERE MACARONI NOODLES, INCOMPLETE WITHOUT THE EXPERIENCE OF CHEESE. [ voltron: legendary defender. ] [ hunk garrett. ] [ short story. ]

Here is a collection of drabbles, oneshots, and vignettes from the world of the movies! Adventure, romance, horror, and cheesy pick up lines ensue throughout! Get your popcorn and your lawnchairs, and prepare to be entertained!

You find the most handsome prince in your local mall. ~Katy

This story is a Trump x Reader story. It's a very spicy meat-a-ball-a. Rawr XD. Here are some real reviews from Yelp: "ye-YEE this book made me yeehaw" ~Taylor Swift "I would nuke the US, but then this book would never get updated again, so I will not" ~Kim Jong Un "Esketit" ~Lil Pump Overall Ranking: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (Y'all, this story got that #1 ranking in the #donaldtrump on 11/21/18)