Paulmatthews Stories

•|• This is just a collection of Starkid oneshots that I sometimes write in my free time when I'm not updating my other book, A Tale of Two Brothers. I will take requests, and I will write most things minus smut and a couple of other themes. •|• Note: I also will not write about real life ships, such as Richpez. I feel like it just wouldn't be right and I don't want to be disrespectful to Starkids like Lauren and Joey. (4/27/20: I will not write reader inserts either.) Also, requests can be put into the comments or feel free to private message me about your requests too, if you wish for me to know more details, or if you want to go into more depth about your idea.

After the musical zombie apocalypse ( apotheosis ), Emma Perkins ( a barista from Hachetfield, and the only survivor of the apocalypse ) is captured, by her former crush who is not infected! ( zombies ), Paul. Emma believes that soon her life will be over and that she too will be infected! soon. But, she discovers that Paul's case of apotheosis is different than the others, and is leading a rebellion to try to destroy the hive, and find a cure for the infected. Paul claims that he needed her help with this, but she couldn't help but ask herself the question, why her?

What if Black Friday didn't end so suddenly? What if our surviving heroes went to a certain kooky reclusive biology professor's house to seek refuge? What if they survived the attack? Will everyone finally be safe or will evil follow them wherever they go?

A bunch of Jon Matteson imagines and probably other characters he plays. There may be a larger story later on but we have this for now.

Ted has been constantly annoying everyone in the office, but it's not his fault! He's just bored & they're fun to mess with, so he really can't help it. Everyone's had enough & think he needs to come back down off his high horse.

Last Christmas Junie Houston's mum died in a car crash, her nine year old brother hasn't been the same since, so for Thanksgiving, Junie's dad goes to the mall to buy Tim a Wiggly Doll. Junie comes along and the two find themselves trapped in a mall with a cult and riot of crazy people fighting to death over a doll. On top of that Junie's dad refuses to leave without a Wiggly.

Emma couldn't believe her luck. Paul was alive and okay. He made it back from destroying the meteor. After locating the rest of their living friends, they fled to the only safe space they could think of. Hidgens had made it too. ------------------- (no new updates! im sorry!) an alternate ending to The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals. spoiler alert for TGWDLM, maybe Spies are Forever, maybe Nightmare Time,!and possibly a little bit of Black Friday. this story isn't completely planned out by me, so I'm winging it. we'll see where it goes! there will be paulkins in this, as well as tedgens. also alice and deb. aleb? debice? idk their ship name. also curwen/cowen/curtwen whatever you wanna call it. enjoy, luvs ----- may 21, 2021-february 2022

there is truly no other way to describe it, I found prompts on pinterest and my brain went OOH PRETTY so, you know -fluff -whump -angst if I'm brave enough

Paul has been visiting Beanies everyday rather than the usual Starbucks once he's introduced to the rather cute barista over there. The long walk and god-awful coffee had always been worth it in the end. Seeing her was always the highlight of his day, even if she didn't know it. There was just something about Emma Perkins that always left him speechless. An idea of what Paul and Emma could've been had the meteor never hit. Featuring a group of absolute dumbasses.

A collection of oneshots from TGWDLM and Black Friday! REQUESTS OPEN

Spies Are Forever/The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals AU/crossover where the events of SAF took place in modern day and Curt gets sent on a mission to gather information on a strange meteor that fell in Hatchetfield and report back to HQ. But will Curt and his new partner be able to make it out alive?

aka "i'm supposed to be asleep but i want to write"

🚨🚨🚨 On HIATUS 🚨🚨🚨 I'm currently rewriting and editing this separately, as well as changing things like the title. Feel free to enjoy now and later as I create a version that I am more comfortable and happy with! Emma Perkins and Paul Matthews. You thought it was over. You thought they were dead (or at least chemically modified to sing and dance until they actually died). Well let me just say, "You were wrong!" Fuck the original ending. Ignore the canon. Get ready to read. This is a Pemma/Paulkins TGWDLM fic. (All rights go to Team Starkid. They created these beautiful characters and world.) (The cover was designed by muah with a random photo from the internet) Highest Rankings - #1 in avpm #1 in avpsy #1 in coreydorris #1 in emmaperkins #1 in firebringer #1 in jaimelynbeatty #1 in joeyrichter #1 in mariahrosefaith #1 in paulkins #1 in paulmatthews #1 in pemma #1 in starkid #1 in trailtooregon #2 in jonmatteson #2 in theguywhodidntlikemusicals #3 in avps #8 in laurenlopez (catch my perfectionistic ass putting those in alphabetical order)

It's a rewrite! Because the other one was written... a long time ago. I have grown. Canon has grown. Megs McDonald wanted one thing for their birthday, and it was to go to Hatchetfield. Something that should never have been possible. But the impossible happens sometimes, and the next day, Megs woke up in a whole new world. Join them as they navigate a new life... and try to escape death. WARNING: THIS WILL INCLUDE THE FULL RANGE OF HATCHETFIELD CANON. NT2 INCLUDED. ALSO WILL DEAL WITH SOME TRIGGERING TOPICS DISCLAIMER: ALL THINGS HATCHETFIELD SAVE FOR MY SELF INSERTS, FRIEND INSERTS AND OCS ARE THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF TEAM STARKID

A collection of my starcancom (team starkid, tin can brothers, and shipwrecked comedy) one-shots

🕸𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡🕸 In which you get a chance to romance your favourite hatchetfield citizens 🕸Contains: - bad soelling - occasional angst - nightmare time spoilers (not major, mostly just characters and minor details I think) - probably like,, a lot of Ted - yeah it's probably like mostly just pretty women and Ted - everything is a repost from my other account but I TRY to spell check here

jon x lauren AU fic • i seriously love these two together! Such great actors. This is all FAKE it's AU plz, respect them and their privacy/relationships. This is not to force anything upon them. Lauren, a member of the starkid crew for a long time, sees a new face walk into rehearsals on the first day of "The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals" rehearsal, who is this? and when she finds out he's her co-partner and love-interest in the show, she doesn't know how to keep her head and heart in two different places when it comes to acting with him. Will he feel the same way? Or will he be continue to be professional? What will Lauren do when her fake-feelings for him turn real? (short 10-part story) (shitty cover made by me) (if you like my story, please go check out my other stories on my profile and follow me, I'd love you) the cliché, you're welcome. im at that moment in my life when i go "shit why am i still writing fanfiction?" "who tf does that!?" "i should stop..." and then i go "AHAHA but it's so much fun!" so here i am. highest ranks: **#14 in #starkid in just four days! {#1 in #starkidfanfic} {#1 in #jonxlauren} {#1 in #emmaxpaul} {#1 in #paulxemma} {#1 in #laurenlopez} {#1 in #joeyrichter} {#1 in #showstoppingnumber} {#1 in #jamestolbert} {#1 in #jamielynbeatty} {#2 in #jeffblim} {#2 in #tincanbros} {#2 in #henryhidgens} {#3 in #nicklang} {#3 in #coreydorris} {#4 in #theguywhodidntlikemusicals} {#4 in #blackfriday} {#5 in #tincanbros} {#6 in #paulkins} {#7 in #paulmatthews} {#8 in #tgwdlm} {#9 in #jonmatteson} {#9 in #emmaperkins} {#10 in #robertmanion} {#10 in #teamstarkid}

Part 2 of the I Thought series !Read part 1 first! Paul & professor Hidgens try to find a cure for a second apotheosis. TRIGGER WARNINGS: -Mentioned death -Hospitals -Needles -Murder attempts (but no one actually dies)

This was a silly Saint Patrick's day fic I made, where Bill forgot to wear green 😋 - 🐺