Pennbadgely Stories

A Joe Goldberg X reader fanfic from the show YOU Joe Goldberg loved to people watch...and then people analyse, and then people diagnose. It was his favourite hobby, equal to books in more ways than one. Joe loved reading people almost as much as reading books - he only wished people were as easy to read accurately as Fiction. The density of past lovers covers had hidden secrets that caused Joe problems and heartbreak in the past, but new subjects pass by Mooneys each day. Maybe...perhaps todays candidate might be who he reads her as? Disclaimer: The character of Joe has many issues, and is fundamentally unstable and shouldn't be allowed to be free in society. He needs help, and has murdered many innocent people, so clearly should be punished for that. HOWEVER, this is a fanfic so he will be slightly romanticised in this, as he is in the show. But take note that these mentally ill manipulative and potentially dangerous people do exist in real life, and SHOULD NOT be romanticised - they should be brought to justice and given the appropriate help in a place away from others.

when joe goldberg is fresh from his breakup with beck, he has gotten used to life alone. but all that is swept away when pure and sweet charlie simmons appears in his shop, seemingly the 'perfect' girl. joe is back to his roots and stops at nothing to get to charlie. what joe doesnt know, is the truth beneath her charm. n̟̲͎̈́̒͘͜͝ò̮̗̀͝ͅt̰̪̟̭̮͐͊̇͘͝h͓̹̠̫̽͆̓̿͟͜͠͞ị͎̹̊̏͆͜͡n͖̮͖̓͐͒̓͜g͕̲̅̎̑ͅ ͓̣̠̑̋͑̕͢͟͠c͖͙̘͎̑̏̎͌o̢͎͊̀u̧̜͓͕̤̖͚̭͐̆̽͆̃͐̌̊ĺ̘͔̩̺͍̓̊͗͌d̢̝͙͖̔̍̔͡ ̛̭̰̌e̗̱͍̙̗̘̙̋̍͗̄̏̾̾v̧̢̛̳͙̻̼͑̈́̐̔͘ė͚͚͙̥̾́͐͂͢͡ͅr̛̜͚͈̺̀̆͝ ͖̎ş̨̺̲̘̞̅̂͊́̍̐t̢̩͓͕͒̈̇̑o̥͞p̟̭̩̅̄̇ ̗͔͋́m̞͖͒̓̀̍͜͜e̳͌ ̞͔̬͙͔̯̹͍̃̀̒͛͆̍̎͠f͕͔̯̓̋̇r͍̦̺͑̌̚o͚͝m̡͕̟͕̥̺̠̓̀̾͂́̆̿͝ͅ ̠̳̭̼̲̍̈͑̂̚ẏ̝̞̯̳̪̎͑̍͐̅ͅo̦̞͆̀ủ̡̻͝,̧̲͓̓̀̎ ̢̤̬̥͕̊̀̅̈͑̕͟j̡̳̥̽̑̌o̤͊e͟͞.͕̹̂̎ [COMPLETED]

[After Beck, Joe Goldberg finds a new token of obsession, except that this one is the complete opposite of everything he thought he was attracted to. On the other hand, Alexandra Malavé is finding it rather difficult to adapt to her new surroundings. Both being self-proclaimed 'helpless romantics,' they find comfort and obsession in each other.]