Pepsi-cola Stories

John is the new kid, with everything that comes with that title; awkwardness, shyness, and attempts to make friends. Except all of this is made even worse with the fact that he's deaf. Dave is your stereotypical resident coolkid. Except he's not. He's a huge nerd, but most people find him intimidating, what with his shades and the fact that he doesn't talk to anyone. Or rather, that he can't talk to anyone, being mute. The two get paired together and form a close bond quite quickly, to the surprise of most of the school, but to none of their friends'. ((I really suck at descriptions. Also, updates for this aren't set, so be prepared for longish waits between chapters or several at a time.))

John Egbert has a lot of things he still has yet to figure out. His feelings towards his best friend Dave is one of them. AKA: John's POV of my other fic "It's Just my Imagination" you don't need to read that fic to understand this one and vice versa. Though bear in mind this one takes a bit to catch up chronologically to the other. Updates Daily! PG-14: suggestive language and swearing All characters belong to Andrew Hussie.

Whale then, welcome to Tavnep story of mine thats just gr8 ya know, jus read it fam its gr8

John decides to play hide and seek with Jade and Dave as a birthday gift to Dave. But little does Dave know that John has something else to give to him for his 16th birthday. (im no good wih descriptions sorry xD and this is my second fanfic and im told its well writen so enjoy! ;33) This is a POV (point of view) fanfic.

John gets to visit Dave in Texas during summer for an entire month. awkward confessions, "no homo"s turning into "maybe a little bit of homo"s that then turn into "full homo this is my boyfriend whts up". you know, the usual. enjoy! *** NOT MY ART IF YOU KNOW THE ARTISTS NAME MESSAGE ME SO I CAN GIVE CREDIT PLEASE N THANK YOU ***

This is a johnDave lemon. You no like don't read.

A Davejohn fanfiction in which Dave tries to persuade John to stay with him by serenading him

The name says it. This is humanstuck so all of the trolls will be human, just so I could do a high-school setting. Bluh. I don't like summaries. Oh well.

Demonstuck Pepsi-Cola (One-shot!) Can an incubus learn to love?

(They are actually gay guys)

Jake/Dirk Demonstuck *There will also be John/Dave

this is abt gay rbts the fuck you expecting

Dave and John were best bros right? Well what would happen if John was suddenly kidnaped by three trolls. That's right, he is. Now Dave is forced to realize how he liked John. And maybe a long the way meet something a little more deadly then even Gamzee thought.

Pepsi and coca cola enemies to lover sexy a

(what have i done.) the two guys are too similar to not be a perfect couple but it doesnt make sense because they hate each other due to how similar they are. have can hate turn into love?

Featuring crafts, cookies, lots of fluff, and John's five year old daughter.

-Warning- contains NSFW themes

The Ultimate Crossover Literally everything I like that I can remember and fits with the theme. So we have Homestuck Voltron LOZ Fairy Tail Black Butler Supernatural The Adventure Zone (TAZ) Critical Role (Season 1 mainly) Others will be mentioned as they come along.

Weell well my friends, I have returned and it seems that i am writing more of the homosexual Egbert's homosexual adventures in homosexuality (< spoiler) (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'll try to update this regularly, because i think it'll be a couple chapters long ^.^ But I've also got ideas for some other less popular crack ship/unappreciated ship fics, like jadekat, vriskrose, arafef, and kannep, sooo I'll try to alternate between updating these!! Of course, JohnDave is the most popular among these ships, soo i shall get some of this written first to entertain you guys while the other are in the works!! (I'd also love to do some ship requests at some point if you guys would like to leave ships in the comments??)

lol