Pepsicola Geschichten

cover drawn by yours truly :) requests r open, these are just short oneshots without much plot

Cover-art done by mozarelli on Tumblr John Egbert is an insomniac and his best friend is loopy. Things get gay. If this seems familiar, it probably is. I took this from my preferences and one-shots book like I did with every other one-shot on my account. RANKS 57 in #pepsicola 288 in #insomnia 195 in #johnegbert 245 in #davestrider 57 in #davejohn

what happens when you fall in love with someone you hate? lol I was bored

Who knew alpha/omegaverse dynamics in fanfiction could NOT be cringey am I right? John and Dave are gay babies. Is that the summary you want? _ So this is lowkey not technically my first fanfiction, but definitely my first one since I've gotten better at writing. I've roleplayed as John for a good three years so hopefully I should have him pretty down and pat by now, but I can't say the same for how I wrote Dave. All I can say is please give me your opinion, good or bad, and enjoy! Also, credit to MYSELF™ for the art I used for the cover. Also if anybody cares I'm probably going to keep updating at least once a week? Most likely on weekends, but I can't promise any specific day. Writing's hard man. I'm writing this as of May 25th 2017, so hopefully future me stays true to her word.

pepsi cola

Who would have known that a boy like him, possessed of magical sensitivity would take John to the stars, far, far away? A collection of oneshots and drabbles for the paring Dave/John

Lots of JohnDave and gay fluff Uhm Oh dang I need an actual description. Meh. Btw this story may be a little depressing so if your suicidal you've come to the right place. Basically Dave feels alone in the world, and he can't seem to find the one, his soulmate. When he was born, he was gifted a necklace, that was in the shape of a half red heart, which his soulmate has the other matching half. This necklace would help him find his soulmate . The necklace does this by making a ding sound, and the closer he is to his soulmate the faster the dinging goes.One day Dave's necklace starts dinging like a heart beat, and starts going faster and faster. And he starts to hear someone else's necklace dinging. Dave then follows the sound and eventually meets a very short boy, eyes the color of the ocean and sky, messy black hair, and a pair of ridiculous glasses.With the name of John. This is pretty much a collab with mah friend @awkwardmonster5 and I wish she would stop trying to read my stories-

A JohnDave story in an AU based off a dream I had. This is out of character so I apologize for that. It's essentially loosely based off of Homestuck and the only similarity is the characters. Falling in love has its intricacies that makes it unappealing and overall scary for some people. Acknowledging that you have feelings for someone is a struggle as it is, but when you realize they're for your best friend that can make it worse. So much worse...especially when you're closeted and don't want to risk ruining your friendship. Follow John's journey as he comes to terms with his feelings and figures out how to deal with them. Recent critics have acclaimed, "It's vibing and you're pretty gay."

Dave Strider is a time traveler, along with a few friends and his older brothers. He gets stuck in the 1920's. He meets a young boy named John, and John is amazed by Dave. Dave is taken back to his original timeline but promises to come back to John one day. If only time could stop...

One day Dirk is running from his bullies but then he runs into Jake what will happen?

Dave lived his whole life with different colored eyes, practically everyone did until they met their soulmate. Sadly Dave hasn't yet. Well, not officially. His best friend John was the same way and had no idea Dave was the one with his eyes, or, was his soulmate. (Cover isn't mine but I do plan to make my own, but until then credit to mozarelli on tumblr for art)

John Egbert and Dave Strider have been best friends since the age of eight. But at age twelve john moved and they havent seen eachothers faces in seven years. Only kept in touch by an app called pesterchum.

(Oppositestuck AU : PepsiCola) You are JOHN EGBERT and you are going to make your dorky AF friend/crush-thing fall for you. He'll fall for you so hard that his reaction alone will win a fucking Grammy or some shit like that. You are DAVE STRIDER and you have no clue on what your best friend is planning. You feel tempted to help him,that's what bros are for,right ? (This is inspired by the Oppostitestuck AU at this link : http://ask-oppositestuck.tumblr.com/tagged/Homestuck ) (Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie)

Jake English is possibly one of the best hunters out there, but his pride runs dry as soon as he meets an unbeatable demon who goes by the name of Dirk Strider. Why can't he ever kill this monster?!

John Egbert and Dave Strider had become complete opposites who didn't even talk to each other. John had begun skipping classes to avoid seeing the Strider, who had been giving John "chest pains" every time he was seen by him. A week into his uncharacteristic shenanigans, he ran into Dave - literally. What happened when Dave wanted to talk about more than just getting John to come back to class with him? (The picture doesn't belong to me. The characters and Homestuck all belong to Andrew Hussie. The story belongs to me)

Whoa a love.. Square... wat.

John Egbert is your average emotional, reclusive, and nerdy teen guy in high school, except for the fact he doesn't talk. He can, of course, but he doesn't. Dave Strider on the other hand, can't keep his mouth shut. the two, despite their weirdly cohesive friendship, never shared secrets with each other. One day this all changes when they are tasked to work on a science fair project pertaining to John's fascination with Soulmates.