GodsLeastFavoriteSim
My siblings friend once asked me "Why are you carrying around a Perry the platypus plushie?" I decided that yes, I will answer that question. However, it will be in novel format. And thus birthed this cursed piece of literature.
The story starts off with Y/N. They're a landlord and have a pet chicken Antonio whose favorite restaurant is Chick-fil-A. However, they have one big problem, the Phineas and Ferb household. They are 15 months behind on rent and have absolutely No intention on paying up. Y/N absolutely despises them and will do absolutely anything to get their money, even if it involves Perry the platypus.
Follow Y/N's journey and the events that led up to them eventually carrying around a Perry the platypus plushie. Is this an unhealthy way to answer a question? Absolutely. Will I find a more healthy way of answering a one sentence question? Absolutely not. Instead, watch me stretch a five second conversation into a whole ass novel.