Pervertedremarks Stories

Elizabeth and Sage River are two sisters who bicker and fight. Well what happens when they are forced to spend 6 months in the Twilight Universe? Well it's either shape up or ship out. Now where did Sage put those silver bullets? Please note: there is swearing, some occasional perverted remarks Alternate title: two idiots manage to screw up Twilight Only Sage and Elizabeth belong to me. This is part of a series of stories I'm creating called the Jump!Verse