Pervysage Stories

Kakashi the hero of medicine and vaccine town, ventures forth to save all including YOU, so pretty much just imagine him cross-eyed the entire time. I've never watched Naruto I just got the description from my sister. The schedule I have for updating this is rather inconsistent, ya know not to brag or anything 💪. If we can get this story to 2,000,000 likes then I'll buy and eat a shovel. I breathed air once...

As the title says, these are jokes from NARUTO! ***I do not own the artwork, Naruto, and some if not most of these jokes (I mostly find them on the internet) ***

As minato Uses the Reaper death seal he sees jiraiya and tells him to protect naruto And give him a good life minato and kushina die and jiraiya takes naruto to Mount Myoboku and trains him. how will this affect the story? will naruto be stronger or weaker than his original counter part? read to find out:) this is my first story hope u enjoy I DO NOT OWN NARUTO

Naruto's childhood friend, Natarii, is a normal high school student with a normal high school life. That all changes when she has a mysterious encounter with the Akatsuki. Through this horrific experience, Natarii discovers she's their next target because of some mysterious, unknown power she never knew about. After nearly meeting her death, Natarii finds herself mentally scarred and confused. She seeks out training in Konoha in the situation that Naruto isn't able to save her again. When Naruto and Rock Lee are assigned to help her with her training, Natarii discovers she can't use ninjutsu! But why? Her chakra networks are perfectly stable. There are many mysteries that have yet to be unraveled, and many surprises that have yet to come. Rated PG-13 for epic violence, humor, and mild language. DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto. All content that relates to Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto and Shounen Jump. I only own my OC's and story line. I have posted the first chapter on this website for promotional purposes. The full story is posted on a separate website because I am having issues keeping up with posting the same story on two websites. I have attached the link to the other website if you would like to continue reading.

So this may sound crazy but the three sannin had children. I know crazy! Tsunade fell for a Huugha. His name was Allen. Together they had Talia Huugha. Orochimaru kidnapped an Uzumaki. He made a child with her and he started to go soft for her. Together they had Ona Maru. Jirayia had a one night stand with an Inuzuka. She was drunk he was too. This Inuzuka was Kiba's mom. They ended up having Ava Inuzuka. But something tragic happened. An evil group of rouge ninja were after the kids of the sannin. So an all out war was started Allen Huugha and Jamie Uzumaki were killed. Ava's mom survived but she hated Jirayia, because he got her pregnant when she was drunk.

Naruto is abused and discrimination against because of the Kyuubi no Kitsune also known as Karama or Kura-nii. He only has a few friends who are also his Anbu team. Hinata(Cat) Shikamaru(Deer) Lee(Cheetah) and Choji(Boar) Naruto is Kitsune (kinda obvious) ANYWAYYY he had to go to the academy to be "normal" and puts up a fake personality but what if when he graduates his team and him are finally able to be their selves. BTW the Great Uchiha incident never happened. This is inspired by the fanfic "my mask has fallen" by kittygamerplays go check it out. This has hints of Sasunaru, it's kinda slow tho

Naruto won the battle against Madara. The catch? He was the only one left...In a desperate attempt to save everyone and protect the Ninja world, he and Kurama make the dangerous decision to attempt to time travel to the past to prevent the 4th great ninja war from ever happening. Naruto was always the kindhearted and loveable shinobi who made friends with everyone he met, but his PTSD of the war is catching up with him. Can Naruto get past his trauma and create a new life among old friends and role-models? Can Naruto save the future that he lost? This is my first fanfiction story. I am super excited to share it with everyone. Edited 12/17/23-12/19/23 Words: 106,265 I do not own any of the photos. They all belong to the anime creators, and the private artists. I do NOT own any of these characters. They all belong to the amazing Masashi Kishimoto.

Y/n has always had a crush on Rock Lee.She worries that Rock Lee and Tenten will become lovers.Then one day Y/n was trapped in the forest which was on fire from a tradegy.Then an Akatsuki threatend her if she doesnt fake her death.He will kill Rock Lee.So Y/n has no choice but to fake her death. So years passed and Y/n returns to the village but of course no one recognizes her.She sees that Lee and Tenten have a child.But then Y/n and Lee' future daughter comes and makes things akward between them.

(Kakashi x Reader) Osami wasn't your typical kunoichi. Her father was the one and only legendary sannin, the toad sage, Jiraiya the Hermit. For years she trained under not one, but three exceptional shinobi, the three legendary sannin. Due to years of intense training, Osami was always the top of her class, alongside with Kakashi Hatake. Someone she couldn't stand. Though as life moves on Osami and Kakashi grow closer and closer to each other as everyone around them slowly dies off one by one. It wasn't until their life was on the line that they realize soon the person who understood them the most was the one they couldn't stand since they were children. Will Kakashi and Osami ever learn to love each other? Or will they just think everything was just nonsense. *I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS BESIDES OSAMI, KIMIKO ONO, SORA MATSUDA, EMIYO SUGIMOTO* I only own my own oc's and the storyline Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto •Best Ranks• #2 in kakashixoc #1 in kakashifanfic #1 in narutofanfiction #2 in kakashi #4 in kakashi-sensei #11 in team7

"What if he finds out, it will be ALL OVER." "HE WON'T EVEN TALK TO HIS OWN BEST FRIEND ANYMORE" "so...that's it...your leaving.....?" "look just promise me ok....?" Hopefully is up to yall likes😭 my dyslexia took over at the end😗✌️ I DO NOT OWN ANY THE CHARACTERS IN NARUTO!! You can find this wonderful art credit here: https://uchihahauzumaki.tumblr.com/

Its's a really short story about the way Naruto feels in a moment with Jirayha...😅 please tell me if you'd like a second part;) I have many ideas of what it could be like 👍 *Disclaimer: none of this art work is mine*

Naruto's older sister, Mito Uzumaki, who was named after the fourth Hokage's wife, throws herself in jail for her own reasons. However, after being discovered by the Third Hokage, She is forced out of prison and revisits her former life outside and ventured into Konoha once more and has no idea she has a younger brother until a certain incident. Is Naruto going to get sasuke back to the leaf? Is Mito gonna confess her true feelings to sasuke? How will Naruto and Mito take it when Jiraiya dies? Will Naruto hate it? Will they not except the news? Or will they get along? So many questions could be asked and all the answers are just a chapter away. ~ I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! all credits go to Masashi Kishimoto who is my idol! ~ The cover belongs to me so please ask before using it (I'd probably say no so don't ask nor steal at all)

Hey, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. 18 years old and starting college with my very own rival... Sasuke Uchiha, the most popular, hot, and talented boy there. We went to school together when we were younger. I looked up to him. That is until middle school. He started to tease me and make fun of me. He made a rumor that I, THE NARUTO UZUMAKI. Like HIM. I will admit I had a little crush on him when I was younger. But it grew rapidly...Until I couldn't take it anymore.

(Boruto series) Orochimaru was supposed to show the progress of his research to Naruto, but he has accidentally made a new Jutsu which was thought to be impossible. The Jutsu doesn't hold for long, but it was just enough time to talk to an old friend. <I do NOT own Naruto! I don't own any of these characters or photos either! I ONLY own the storyline!!! (COMPLETE)

Born with the power of the sharrigan, she is known to be the most feared of uchihas. Her strength rivals that of the Sannins. Her beauty rivals that of no one. Her goal in life is to keep the one's she loves safe and to become Hokage! Who is she? Well she is Kakashi's younger sister of course! Kanaki is the name and fighting is her the game! :) How could she be a full uchiha and Kakashi sister you might ask, well guess you'll have to read to find out!!! :3 I don't own naruto or the pictures unfortunately but I do own this story enjoy! ^_^

Things are gonna get intense!!!! This is a story about Naruto reuniting with his fellow shadow clone buddies and some love sparks...

Naruto is happy he became a genin, but he has bifurcated personality and he is slowly loosing control over himself. Will Hinata manage to return Naruto to normal? Read it if you want to know what will happen next! Feel free to leave a comment! I'm sorry for my grammar mistakes. English is not my first language, but you already know it. All the credit belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, I own only this story, the cover and few characters. 😁 NARUHINA Contains strong language! Warning: Some scenes can be a little brutal!

Menma Uzumaki as a baby was taken from konoha by a man name Jiraiya because Menma remembered everything that happen when he was born so Jiraiya raised and trained the boy until Menma was old enough to become a ninja but what will happen when he meets his twin brother Naruto Uzumaki who knows