Pervysage Stories

As the title says, these are jokes from NARUTO! ***I do not own the artwork, Naruto, and some if not most of these jokes (I mostly find them on the internet) ***

Naruto leaves the village in order to train with pervy sage ( Jiraiya) but doesnt tell his girlfriend. Reader is the girlfriend of naruto and is looking for him. She finds him before he leaves. I do not own naruto at all owner ships go to Masashi Kishimoto I do not own the song die from a broken heart All owner ships go to maddy and tae.

Miyako Uchiha is the new leader of the revamped Akatsuki! After years of peace, someone decided to mess it up and restart the Akatsuki. Miyako and her best friend Rin found this interesting and decided to join. After a few months, Miyako was named the leader of the Akasuki while Rin was her second in command. A few months later, a guy name Aoi Kiriguya found the Akatsuki base and wanted to join. Things start getting crazy from thereafter. How will Miyako deal with it all?

Born with the power of the sharrigan, she is known to be the most feared of uchihas. Her strength rivals that of the Sannins. Her beauty rivals that of no one. Her goal in life is to keep the one's she loves safe and to become Hokage! Who is she? Well she is Kakashi's younger sister of course! Kanaki is the name and fighting is her the game! :) How could she be a full uchiha and Kakashi sister you might ask, well guess you'll have to read to find out!!! :3 I don't own naruto or the pictures unfortunately but I do own this story enjoy! ^_^

Y/n has always had a crush on Rock Lee.She worries that Rock Lee and Tenten will become lovers.Then one day Y/n was trapped in the forest which was on fire from a tradegy.Then an Akatsuki threatend her if she doesnt fake her death.He will kill Rock Lee.So Y/n has no choice but to fake her death. So years passed and Y/n returns to the village but of course no one recognizes her.She sees that Lee and Tenten have a child.But then Y/n and Lee' future daughter comes and makes things akward between them.

Naruto's older sister, Mito Uzumaki, who was named after the fourth Hokage's wife, throws herself in jail for her own reasons. However, after being discovered by the Third Hokage, She is forced out of prison and revisits her former life outside and ventured into Konoha once more and has no idea she has a younger brother until a certain incident. Is Naruto going to get sasuke back to the leaf? Is Mito gonna confess her true feelings to sasuke? How will Naruto and Mito take it when Jiraiya dies? Will Naruto hate it? Will they not except the news? Or will they get along? So many questions could be asked and all the answers are just a chapter away. ~ I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! all credits go to Masashi Kishimoto who is my idol! ~ The cover belongs to me so please ask before using it (I'd probably say no so don't ask nor steal at all)

This is a Fanfic of the Boruto and Naruto series. I do not own anything besides the plot Aiko, Lillia, Shimuzu and Itachi (SasuSaku's fanfic son and same age as Himawari Uzumaki). Also do steal the characters or the plot without asking me first, if you want to do something simular then ask me instead of stealing. ...... This story will take place after Boruto and Sarada graduate from the Academe. Himawari Uzumaki is 10 years old and because of her talent she along with Itachi Uchiha (SasuSaku's fanfic son) are in Boruto and Sarada's class and also graduated with high marks. Anyways the main plot of the story is how Boruto, Sarada, Itachi and Himawari go on a mission to the land of Waves to look for Aiko Shiodomi or in other words Aiko Uzumaki the older sister of Lillia Uzumaki and a strong shinobi that has the ability to send someone back in time using her Byakugan because her and Lillia are Prue Uzumaki and Prue Hyuga. Aiko also had to undercover to get information on a powerful shinobi clan that are set to be planning a attack on the Hidden Leaf Village but she sort of escaped with the members of the clan and since Naruto Uzumaki, the Seven Hokage was the only one who knew everyone else would of gotten suspicion if he sent no one after her so that is where 4 Genin come into place. But when Himawari who is the leader of the team and Itachi meet Lillia Uzumaki who falls for Itachi the plan changes and fall right into a trap set by Aiko and the members of the shinobi clan, and what I mean is that Aiko sends Himawari, Itachi, Sarada and Boruto back in time.

(Kakashi x Reader) Osami wasn't your typical kunoichi. Her father was the one and only legendary sannin, the toad sage, Jiraiya the Hermit. For years she trained under not one, but three exceptional shinobi, the three legendary sannin. Due to years of intense training, Osami was always the top of her class, alongside with Kakashi Hatake. Someone she couldn't stand. Though as life moves on Osami and Kakashi grow closer and closer to each other as everyone around them slowly dies off one by one. It wasn't until their life was on the line that they realize soon the person who understood them the most was the one they couldn't stand since they were children. Will Kakashi and Osami ever learn to love each other? Or will they just think everything was just nonsense. *I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS BESIDES OSAMI, KIMIKO ONO, SORA MATSUDA, EMIYO SUGIMOTO* I only own my own oc's and the storyline Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto •Best Ranks• #2 in kakashixoc #1 in kakashifanfic #1 in narutofanfiction #2 in kakashi #4 in kakashi-sensei #11 in team7

Naruto finishes his training with he's master, Pervy sage. He gets back to konaha and meets with his friends. He's life was suspiciously going good like the village stoped bulling him and stuff , he gets strong, every one was nice , and everything was going great too but then his life took a wild turn. But what happens? Does he becomes the hokage? Or does he get killed ? Or maybe neither. Read to find out what happens next!

"What if he finds out, it will be ALL OVER." "HE WON'T EVEN TALK TO HIS OWN BEST FRIEND ANYMORE" "so...that's it...your leaving.....?" "look just promise me ok....?" Hopefully is up to yall likes😭 my dyslexia took over at the end😗✌️ I DO NOT OWN ANY THE CHARACTERS IN NARUTO!! You can find this wonderful art credit here: https://uchihahauzumaki.tumblr.com/

Jiraiya and Tsunade Senju... Various settings, themes, and plots. This is NOT a story, there are no chapters. Each oneshot is a stand-alone-fanfic. REQUESTS ARE OPEN.

What if Sasuke had died on the Great Naruto Bridge? >#1 In rasengan 10/30/20 >#3 In rasengan 11/23/20 >#1 In sharingannaruto 12/01/20 >#12 In sharingannaruto 12/12/20

Naruto has been a genius since he was born. But he hid it and acted like a fool to get attention from his classmates. It didn't help him much at all and everyone was calling Naruto a monster. Everything has changed! Read Naruto's path to revenge and how it all happens. Feel free to comment my story! NARUHINA I'm sorry for my grammar mistakes. English is not my first language so it is clear that I will often make mistakes. You have been warned. Fan arts in the story aren't mine, unfortunately I don't know the authors. All the credit belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. Thank you for your votes! ⭐ 6/8/2020 #1 - naruto 17/8/2020 #1 - orochimaru 3/9/2020 #1 - sakura 9/9/2020 #1 - deidara 1/10/2020 #1 - ino 17/10/2020 #1 - neji 19/1/2021 #7 - sasuke

Naruto is banished from the Leaf Village after bringing Sasuke back before he got to Orochimaru. Will Naruto seek revenge for all the abuse and trauma Konoha put him through, or will the village try to regain their jinchuriki's forgiveness and tailed beast? I don't own Naruto. First fan fiction so its probs bad.

// WELCOME!!// •Naruto is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Masashi Kishimoto. It tells the story of Naruto Uzumaki, a young ninja who seeks recognition from his peers and dreams of becoming the Hokage, the leader of his village ⚜️ if you don't like a canon ship in then you can change it to your favorite one the events will be the same with little changes

part 1 (the count down)

Naruto is happy he became a genin, but he has bifurcated personality and he is slowly loosing control over himself. Will Hinata manage to return Naruto to normal? Read it if you want to know what will happen next! Feel free to leave a comment! I'm sorry for my grammar mistakes. English is not my first language, but you already know it. All the credit belongs to Masashi Kishimoto, I own only this story, the cover and few characters. 😁 NARUHINA Contains strong language! Warning: Some scenes can be a little brutal!