Pesterquest Stories

(Written March 29th, 2020.) I made the cover for this on my phone so it's gross, and the title is relevant but incredibly ham-fisted, sorry. Anyway points of interest about this- -Spiral Of Ants isn't even the best Lemon Demon song for DirkHal, its Two Trucks. I don't know why I went with it. Maybe because I haven't titled something seriously in a year. -I am incredibly excited for Dirk's Pesterquest route, and I could not take holding all my theories and hype in anymore. This is a dumb idea I had for a potential bad end to Dirk's route, since AR would totally meddle with MSPAR. (Given that the route is coming out on April Fools, he probably WILL mess with us, which would be great- or Ultimate!Dirk/Bro will mess with us, which... would be annoying.) -I wrote this in 5 hours on my phone at 2am, so there's gonna be some weird stuff, pacing and grammar-wise. Please tell me if you see something weird. I've reread this about five times now, and I just can't take reading my own writing anymore :))) -It's written from MSPAR's POV, so second person format. -Anyway content warnings for thoughts of murder, codependency, hypnotism (Though it's a theme of the writing, not actual hypnotism), A few gross jokes, but they're typical for Homestuck, and an almost excessive amount of strong language. Not sure what else to mention, and I'm not even sure that content warnings should go in the description. It seems like they should so I'm doing it anyway. This is like, a 55% serious fanfiction, and I wrote it ENTIRELY on mobile. (I'll edit it if I need to!) IMPORTANT!- Dirk and AR are not brothers, don't think of each other as brothers, and are similarly NOT RELATED all across the board in this fanfiction. Please do not assume or imply otherwise. If Pesterquest makes them call each other brothers, I'm invoking my rights to calling "not canon" on it, because that's a thing you can do to Homestuck. Anyway, enjoy!

the title says it all.

Shot#1 Reader and Gingerbrave

(also posted on Quotev) You guys don't appreciate Remele enough :( You're Remele's muse (because you're the reason she killed someone and she liked that) and you ended up spending most of your time at her hive. The problem is you don't want to be her friend anymore. What's the troll word? Oh yeah, "flush crush." Gender neutral

Your Name Is Rilkee Svurst. Follow this quirky gold blood on his journey of playing the Sgrub Beta. Through the good and bad, Rilkee, going as the leader of the group, is able to keep he and his Rust blooded Morail on the line of success! They make it to their planets! And as soon as they are together again, they decide to stay a while. But feelings will be feelings. . . Read to see what will happen!! ;D Rilkee Svurst owned by Me Lulleu Lerezo owned by my friend Makayla Homestuck owned by Andrew Hussie Life Sucks This Description Is Too Long Tell Me When It's Over So I Can Stop Singing This Song Omg, Enjoy!! :D 💛🍋🍌💛🍋🍌💛🍋🍌💛🍋🍌💛🍋🍌 ♥️♦️♥️♦️♥️♦️♥️♦️♥️♦️♥️♦️♥️♦️♥️

homestuck and hiveswap smut for the people who are still into that stupid fucking comic

This is my opinion only you don't have to agree!

homestuck, openbound, pesterquest, hiveswap, etc etc.

A three chapter anime story that will hook you from the first sentence. This was born from the pure beauty of a Rasputin-jesus fusion my best friend drew, and has now blossomed into a full blown train-wreck (much like my life). If you are looking for a cute read and some cliche anime tropes then have this mess of a crack fic.

art book??!??

Your name is MSP. Yes it's just a nickname, but anytime you say your full name, people are always like, Yea, no, I'll just call you MSP, so you just roll with it. And your about to go on a weird adventure involving romance of some kind. It all depends on the situation. Your not sure why your doing this, but you got nothing else your doing right now, so why not? Let's see where this train wreck takes you, All Aboard, Next Stop! Romance!! (What am I doing with my life...?)

Felt like making these

After harnessing the Green Sun and becoming the first guardian, Mspa Reader has everything he wanted gaining back his memories of his Friendsim Friends and befriending all of their Pesterquest friends during their journey. However Reader must face the people that ruin their day which is of course Doc Scratch and the Director also Ultimate Dirk. Reader must defeat all their enemies once for all to end all the evil that lies in the Homestuck 2 and the Epilogues universe can Mspa Reader fix all the Homestuck characters before both Doc Scratch, Ultimate Dirk and the Director ruin theres. Afterquest will Split into volumes Afterquest volume 1 is now finished Chapter 1-5 plus some intermissions are complete and ready for reading Afterquest volume 2 (coming soon) Chapter 6-????

excuse me he asked for no pickles

<like the title says lmao also none of the art belongs to me it belongs to the rightful owners>

This is a Homestuck fan fic but arranged to be similar to Pesterquest. Enjoy your new friendships in this self-insertive story! !!!ROUTE TRIGGER WARNINGS!!! Dave Strider - homophobia mention, themes of abuse, br/ mention, alcoholism mention Rose Lalonde - dead animal mention, blood, themes of alchoholism Jade Harley coming soon!