Peterspankoffski Stories

Max has been hanging out with the nerds, & they're still getting used to it. He tries to tell a joke, but when no one thinks it's funny, he finds a different way to make them laugh

A collection of short prompts with the Hatchetfield folks! Lots of fluff!

Steph is very touchy feely with her boyfriend, even if he's too sensitive for it. But Pete really doesn't mind that much

Claire a teen living in Hatchetfield has lived a pretty normal life. That is until one plan to get revenge on a bully, turns into a horror story.

It's a rewrite! Because the other one was written... a long time ago. I have grown. Canon has grown. Megs McDonald wanted one thing for their birthday, and it was to go to Hatchetfield. Something that should never have been possible. But the impossible happens sometimes, and the next day, Megs woke up in a whole new world. Join them as they navigate a new life... and try to escape death. WARNING: THIS WILL INCLUDE THE FULL RANGE OF HATCHETFIELD CANON. NT2 INCLUDED. ALSO WILL DEAL WITH SOME TRIGGERING TOPICS DISCLAIMER: ALL THINGS HATCHETFIELD SAVE FOR MY SELF INSERTS, FRIEND INSERTS AND OCS ARE THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF TEAM STARKID

20 years after the events of Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Stephanie and Peter have settled down in a small house by the shore. The two of them have had a child named Holly, and things have gotten pretty normal for them as they get older. Well, as normal as they can be in Hatchetfield. As Holly turns 15, she becomes very popular in school, being known as the most beautiful woman in Hatchetfield. She enjoys the attention, but this attention attracts... something else. Something ancient. Something that is pure evil. It doesn't help that the town's crazy woman, Grace Chastity has been seemingly stalking her. Can Holly keep her cool as her day-to-day life keeps getting weirder and weirder? Enjoy my piece of self-indulgence. I love Tinky so this is kind of self-insert (even though I'm a guy, idk man). NO, I WON'T MAKE ANY NSFW DON'T ASK AT ALL. Also, no futuristic shit happening here sorry. I just REALLY don't want to do that. At all.

Ted has a special method for waking up Peter. He's more than happy to show Steph.

You know the story of Nerdy Prudes Must Die but what if the story didn't go like that? What if the people who died hadn't? And the people who survived were the ones who died? That's what this story is about. (Obviously Spoilers for the whole musical) Basically, this story is an au where Max, Richie and Ruth are the ones who survive and Stephanie, Peter and Grace are the ones who die. !None of these character belong to me. They are all from Team Starkid's musical Nerdy Prudes Must Die!

Ruth upsets herself writing her own fanfiction, & Richie offers comfort, that quickly turns to mischief

"Shit, did my death really do this to you?" The ghost of Max asked, counting all of the boxes. "If you're referring to the countless empty box of chamomile tea bags, then yes." Cameron snorted, placing her hand on the desk. 𝘊𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘑ä𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘭𝘥 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬, 𝘔𝘢𝘹 𝘑ä𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯. 𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘦 𝘓𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦r 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘴𝘬𝘪 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘧𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥. 𝘔𝘪𝘥-𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘶𝘱: 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺.

Richie and Ruth both die, but what happens with their souls?? AU where Richie and Ruth are ghosts like Max :)

Andrew Jagerman never thought he'd end up like his cousin, Max. But somehow he did-loud, reckless, get into a football team and always picking on the nerds who made high school so damn irritating. Especially Richie Lipschitz. Teasing Richie supposed to be easy. He always thought like that, until he feel something change inside of him. He didn't know what kind of feeling this was though but he can sense that it just...change? Come on, he was a Jagerman, he wasn't supposed to feel this way towards Richie who was a stupid nerd...right?

(Richie Lipschitz x Male Reader) . This semester has been uneventful and you assume it would stay that way but all that shifts when you get partnered up with someone for a group project that changes the course of your senior year. . Some extra info: 1. This is set in an Everyone Lives au (meaning no Lords in Black shenanigans) 2. Cover art is by me 3. I'm also posting this on AO3 so if you see it on there it's me Starting Date: September 25, 2024