Petewent Stories

A super cool group chat story you should read because I'm adorable and it's about as gay as me. It might offend you if you're easily offended, so like you were warned.

The first thing that should be mentioned of Pete Wentz is that he's five-six, which is, in fact, taller than both Frank and Patrick. This seemingly irrelevant fact is just that, until you take into account the second thing that should be said of Pete which is that he has two incredibly idiotic friends who are currently in their high school hallway--during the break between third and fourth period--having a heated debate over who is taller. What had originally begun as a friendly discussion of tall guys--Pete had brought up the tall, lanky kid with the glasses, sue him--turned into a full-blown argument. Really he should have expected it, except he likes to give them the benefit of the doubt. Never again.