Pfy Stories

The following is 100% true. Everything happened to someone at some time, somewhere. (At least once.) All names have been changed to protect the not so innocent. For example, Cynthia Clementine is now named Brad Rosskuss. These events are truthfully transcribed by myself, Martin S. Stoller, as personally presented to me by that enigmatic fellow, N. G. Fainswift, the pity-worthy protagonist of these stories, oft plagued by his PFY's antics... Whatever did Fainswift do, to deserve such a menace of a co-worker? Maybe we will find out, one day. Warning: Do not try anything described below. It may be hazardous to (ie: bad for) your health!