Ph1lza Stories

One-shots about my au of the SMP Earth series. The main storyline is the book Misunderstood Emperor by me. So go check that out! Artists! 100% check out these artists because all of their work is amazing!: Cover/from Twitter: @EtecteraArt

after trying to attempt (and failing) after having enough of his abusive parents and getting kicked out shit happened (no spoilers) and got adopted by Philza a while after (tw: depictions of abuse, depictions of suicide, self-harm, coarse language, depictions of sexual assault/r@pe, panic attacks) please do not read if any of these trigger you (cover by @MortensArilia aka Arilia Sinclair on twitter or x)

Ranboo remembers the days when he would kneel at his bed to pray before the nuns turned out the lights and begged God that he'd be the next kid to go. He was a good kid; he was helpful, he was kind, he was humble, he was everything the nuns raised him to be. But nobody ever wanted him. Not even his own parents. (alternatively; ranboo's the oldest kid at a catholic orphanage. strange run-ins with mysterious people and strange abilities make him question everything he's ever known about the world and of himself. but maybe he'll get a new family out of it.) DISCLAIMER: This is based on the characters they play on the Dream SMP, not the actual CCs themselves. If anyone ever expresses discomfort with fanfiction, I will take this down.

this fic has been discontinued. (Cover not mine!) Was this a dream? Why were there so many Dragonflies? And why were you so glad to be home? !(TW: Angst, badly written Panic Attacks, blood)!

Technoblade knew, through all of the uncertainty, that he had finally found himself a purpose. He was no longer the Blood God, no longer haunted by the voices, no longer forced to hide everything that had made himself human. He could finally let his guard down, finally show himself. The guilt was gone, he had finally found himself. ~or~ A soldier, a poet, and a king (I don't know how to use Wattpad send help I'm used to posting on ao3)

Some quotes from my favorite mcytbers! Yee- also some quotes from youtubers i dont watch but they're too hecking funny to not put in

*SLOW UPDATES* Will not be updated with a consistent schedule, sorry to disappoint. ORIGINAL WORK BY ME, SOME ONESHOTS MAY BE HEAVILY INSPIRED. • Oneshots of the Dreamsmp season one (Tommy-centric, my hyper fixation) •NO SMUT OR NFSW - I am uncomfortable writing that sort of stuff • REQUESTS ARE NEEDED I never have any ideas lmao •started 04-11-2023

This story is about a young boy and his adventures as a healer for the syndicate. ⚠️ Trigger Warnings ⚠️ Swearing Suicidal thoughts Murder Blood Child endangerment Child abuse Neglecting Children Homophobia Transphobia This story also has ships but I am not shipping the people IRL because a lot of them a married. This is a re-write of Healer Tommy. This story has been updated with new characters and storyline. I am including Hermits and the eggs from the Qsmp as well as fable smp characters.

Tommy is the youngest in the royal family. Often at times this led to him getting overlooked by the kingdom, and not only the kingdom but also his siblings and father. This the story of how a young kid lives his life in the castle, and outside the castle?

Being Phill's kid and Techno's sister things weren't always normal. When some of Phill's old friend's children move you don't know what's worse. Constant fighting between Tommy and Techno, Toby forcing his brothers to let him move the room around 24/7, or being the only girl out of 5 boys. But that one boy caught your eye... They are not streamers in this story! But they do enjoy video games. Phill is 37, Kristen died, Techno is 16, you and Wilbur are both 15 but Will is a few months older than you, Toby is 12, and Tommy is 11. Phill used to be friends with Will, Tommy, and Toby's parents and when they had Will they changed and weren't good people anymore. They were going to put Tommy and Will up for adoption but they ended up adopting Toby so they get money from the government for taking him in. So Phill heard about it and took them in and now they all live with you and Techno. (Sorry if this is confusing but you can ask any questions you want to in the comments)

Because I draw :>

Tommy is fifteen, filled with angst, and ready to fuck shit up! © flirtology 2021 Tommyinnit centric angst

Growth, friendship, and ruin. Across the life of the DreamSMP, these three truths have shaped the story into one of the most treasured, in all of minecraft history. Spanning over many months, and including some of the most talented content creators in the community, the story has evolved well past that ever thought to come from a minecraft server. Join me and @Shadow_mangl going across the DreamSMP, two strange hybrids of unknown origin in a journey of discovery and self-worth.

why is it not allowed to go to the end? this is a fanfic about the dream smp's past and especially Ranboos. [open ending]

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝒂 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒂𝒏 𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝑻𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒚 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑏𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑒 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒘 Deaths, cuts, shootings, anything bad can't happen to L'Manberg anymore; at least Tommy, Tubbo, Niki, Eret, and Wilbur thought, until Jshlatt said he was going to run against coconut2020, swag2020, and pog2020. Luckily Techno and Ph1lzA were at hand This is my version of the election where Phil helps Pogtopia later on, please dont hate me :(

Pretty self-explanatory, a series of things I've heard in the hall but as different Minecraft YouTubers.

MCYTs are royals in this AU and every month they have a royal sparring duel. this month, Prince Dream, the underdog, finally has beaten the undefeated Prince Technoblade. the traditional Snowfall Ball happens every winter, when at midnight, the moonlight will shine on the soulmates of that year. what happens when your enemy is your soulmate? *** ehhh this story is a little cliche but maybe it will be fun to read for you. also this story dreamnoblade so I'm sorry dreamnotfound! *** AWESOME COVER BY @_jaszczivlog_ FOLLOW THEM ⚠️WARNING!⚠️ This story includes strong language! Ships will include: Dreamnoblade (duh) A little dreamnotfound Some Skephalo Ships might include (requests): Sapnotfound This story will NOT have: smut lemon just anything sexual *** Started 20th July, 2020

"Am I dreaming?" "You are most certainly not me-ing." ~~~ The Dream Team (and Bad, of course) settled down to record a 2v2 special edition manhunt video. Little did they know they'd end up IN the game... and they had no idea of the adventures that would follow. ⚠️ triggering/dark themes, swearing, violence, mild gore/blood throughout ⚠️

19-20-year-old reader Ethnicity is your choice The reader lives in the USA The reader goes by he/him Will have slow updates (sorry)