Phaniel Stories

No one's probably gonna read this but yeah I hope you like it if you do.

Slytherin!Dan Hufflepuff!Phil. This is gonna be trash I apologize in advance, but uh, here have some Phan in the amazing HP universe bc I'm trash for both fandoms. Possible triggers so far: -Anxiety (I'll add more if necessary as the story progresses)

In which Phil has an eating disorder. ¡WARNING Mature¡ This book starts off simple, Phil has a eating disorder. But as it goes on it ducks away from the original plot and becomes a little darker. Just thought I'd let you know. :) If you do have have an eating disorder, please try to talk to someone and get better. If you are afraid or want someone to talk to anonymously feel free to message me on here or on instagram at @plaidjoshler . I WROTE THIS BOOK THREE MONTHS AGO AND I REALISE HOW BAD THIS IS EW. I WRITE SO MUCH BETTER NOW.

roll, roll, roll your joint / twist it at the ends / light it up and take a puff / now pass it to your friend {or the short story inspired by the song 'cigarettes and cush'} STARTED+COMPLETED: 01/06/17

(8:48am) sweetlavenders: there's this really cute guy playing the cello on the street (8:48am) sweetlavenders: he's actually the prettiest guy i've ever seen - in which dan & phil are anonymous online friends, but circumstances lead to them meeting without knowing it. dan is a struggling cellist who has a son to support and always forgets to smile, and phil is a wide-eyed optimist who sees colors no one else can. enjoy!

daniel howell is in prison for a crime he didn't commit. phil lester is the new security guard standing by dan's cell endlessly. maybe it wouldn't be so bad after all.

Dan howell, and Phil Lester are childhood friends, that grew apart. But what happens when Dan howell comes to Phil Lester after not talking to him since he got to high school asking for help to solve a murder mystery. ~~~ Trigger warning;mentions of death. Suicide. Suicidal thoughts. And more. Warning will be at the start of chapters.

// conspiracy theories I've read and heard about , with supporting evidence//

Dan and Phil have been chatting to eachother on the internet for a while, it was finally time for them to meet and start their journey. They just didn't know it was *their* journey...

"So you didn't want to have that contest?" "No! I thought it was really stupid." There was silence before Dan spoke again. "I'm glad I did though." "Why?" "Because I met you." ___________________ In which Dan is the prince and there is a contest being held for his manservant and a certain raven-haired man takes part in it.

a collection of phan AUs by your problematic fave

"how did you know that?" "i.. i can read minds." -- daniel howell can read minds. he doesn't know how, he just can. it's not all that easy in reality. his life is filled with blacks and greys until a new boy named phil lester joins the school, will he bring any color into dan's lonely life?

Yep, I'm pretty sure the title explains it. I, Ryder, will be writing this collections of one shots. Yep!

Eyes as deep and as blue as the water the water we float in ○triggerwarning○ Depression, suicide, boyxboy

"bet you 200 euros you can't make him hot" (phan au)

i wanna hold hands with you, but that's all i wanna do right now. : text au :

"he made me feel yellow in a world full of grey " fem dan x grunge phil dan loves the constellations in the sky and the flowers that bloom softly in fields, phil loves the depths of the ocean and the overwhelming power of sitting on his roof at 3am, the roof that overlooks the same field dan visits everyday...

-E started: May 5th /17 finished: ???

Anxiety, Depression, Sleep and love is overwhelming for Daniel and Phil.

An annoyed Phil has trouble dealing with Dan's open pleasure of edible treats. Things progress. WARNING! Contains strange content. (If there are any similarities to other written works, it is completely coincidental. All pictures are from google images. I can't be bothered finding the link or origin to all of the ones I will use.)