Phic storie

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In a quite populated town filled with all sorts of people. From geeks to freaks, but we can't forget the jerks who ruined our life. This is the story of two boys named Dan and Phil who have to face homophobia and hard situations. Let the story paddle you through the rest. *STRONG LANGUAGE*

When new boy Phil joins the school, Dan notices a similarity the two have.

When Dan receives a letter from the famed Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry, he can't believe it, and neither can his best friend, Eve. She's received her letter, too, and they go off to the school of dreams, arm in arm. However, it's there that Dan meets a boy named Phil who is about to change everything - for better or worse, he can't tell. Cover by the amazing @human_tomato

One shots! Fluffy, cute short stories, of assorted ships. Enjoy x

Nothing special about Danielle, she's just another girl in the mix of the fandom of two British men. Nothing new, nothing interesting, but it's what happens is what blows her mind.

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Based on the Sony Radio awards night (I've tried to make it as accurate as possible from what information is available from then) idk man... lots of fluff and some smut at the end.

I enjoy writing short phanfictions so might as well publish them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯