Sans Undertale was your average schoolgirl. Did her homework, she was good in class; Until she met Phil Swift, that brought lots of damage to Sans, even though she loved him.
Full name "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy" a classic love story with fifty five Oscar awards between a dashing philswift and a bonita blaine. (A shitpost fan fiction for the deathspeaker on webtoon)
A steamy fan-fiction about the man, the myth, the legend, Phil Swift. The ultimate daddy, heartthrob and commercial spokesperson. Really just anyone's dream. And to make things better, it's with the incredibly hot Billy Mays! Flex on!
After the shocking death of Gordon Ramsay, (y/n) must overcome her sorrow of the death of her senpai while choosing between multiple suitors. (tbh this is a shit fanfiction we all decided to write in math one day but y'all should read it)
*!This Is A Joke!*
*!characters in this story do not belong to me!*
I made this fanfic for my friend please don't @ me
Phil Swift has always lived his life alone... well.... that is until he meets the man of his dreams.
Will Phil leave his family, half boat, and life behind for this mystery clean freak, or will he stay?
I didn't want these in my other oneshot book since they're not (all) x reader
Viewer discretion is advised.
Rated Y for whY tf would you read this
WE ARE NUMBER ONE (in the hashtag # kachow and # philswift !)
This is a story about reincarnation and hope, of the apocalypse and the people/entities who brought it about. The main character's name is Shakanzulbing. Come on, that alone should make you want to read it.
#77 in knives - 31/07/19
#6 in philswift - 31/07/19
#933 in reincarnation - 31/07/19
Phil swift finds out Fiona is Cheating on Shrek and then a true love story happens between Shrek and Phil (I first wrote this like 5 years ago and its now getting new parts and stuff :) )