Philswift Stories

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and...

I didn't want these in my other oneshot book since they're not (all) x reader Viewer discretion is advised. Rated Y for whY tf would you read this WE ARE NUMBER ONE (in...

Gay shit

This is just a story for school work. Something about PBS I think. Dont worry about it.

The BAU is called down to Gulf Stream, Florida to investigate a series of murders where the victim is cut in half and taped back together using an abnormally strong bran...

Obama meets Phil Swift on Omegle. Will this just be a friendship or something more? Credit to @ironicsponge on Instagram for making the book cover!!!

Y/Ns life changes forever when she meets One Direction. Now she must choose her soulmate from a plethora of eligible bachelors.

Full name "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy" a classic love story with fifty five Oscar awards between a dashing philswift and a bonita blai...

the book where I explain how the absolute madman, Phil Swift, was actually born

Have you ever shipped Danny DeVito and Lightning McQueen, Jojo Siwa and Jimmy Neutron, Phil Swift and Flex Tape, Carl Azuz and Corbyn Besson, or Barry Benson and Adam Fl...

tragic event

After the shocking death of Gordon Ramsay, (y/n) must overcome her sorrow of the death of her senpai while choosing between multiple suitors. (tbh this is a shit fanfict...

Mr. Clean is on an adventure to find the sacred mop, but what will happen when he needs help and recruits the Old Spice Comercial Guy, leads to something more...

For Eric, and all you other freaks

This is a story about reincarnation and hope, of the apocalypse and the people/entities who brought it about. The main character's name is Shakanzulbing. Come on, that a...

Phil swift finds out Fiona is Cheating on Shrek and then a true love story happens between Shrek and Phil (I first wrote this like 5 years ago and its now getting new pa...

Truthful Truth that you can not deny

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Different personalities from old TV commercials come together to figure out how to bring joy to the modern age

You're chilling in your living room, waiting for your lover Shrek. You hear a knock on the door and someone's there for you! But it's not Shrek...