Philswift Stories

We apologize in advance for the amount of brain cells you'll lose while reading this.

Y/Ns life changes forever when she meets One Direction. Now she must choose her soulmate from a plethora of eligible bachelors.

There wasn't enough Phil x Draco sooo... Includes, but is not limited to: Phil Swift Draco Malfoy Harry Potter Elon Musk Bill Nye Carl Azuz Shrek Jimmy Neutron Sia Carl Wheezer Charlie Brown Tom Brady Quackity Mike Wazowski And more! I'm doing this instead of the 40+ late assignments I have to do haha I have a 0 in English but it's the language I speak And I don't own these people just the storyline lolz

Have you ever shipped Danny DeVito and Lightning McQueen, Jojo Siwa and Jimmy Neutron, Phil Swift and Flex Tape, Carl Azuz and Corbyn Besson, or Barry Benson and Adam Flayman? If so, you should read this!

A story where a dead meme and a girl meet... what will happen? CAST Eliza: A Warrior Cats roleplayer in Hogwarts High School- she considers herself to be the sexuality "Gnomesexual", but her family, strict parents and close friends are discriminating against her. Not only this but she struggles in school and with life and is really sad. She also has cat ears which is rare and is bullied for it. Jergnome: A gnome who was kidnapped and locked away in a magical prison where he gets abused, whipped, hit, and starved alongside people like Bowsette, Grumpy Cat, The Illuminati and other dead memes- causing awful things to happen. But, he somehow managed to escape, but not to his home......................... Craig: A totally amazing awesome person. Badass. An anthropomorthic cat emo who, while judged, everyone is too scared to make fun of her. She even tells the teachers off scaring them. But, sadly, everyone hates her- but she has her beautiful looks, art, edgy music and overly-permissive mom to balance that out. Craigy-Pie: Craig's adopted little brother. Craigy-Pie is often bullied, but doesn't give a damn. He's a weird one... he has weird pictures in his room... and carries eggplants with him everywhere.... Phil Swift: Super popular Quidditch football player. He can sing. Always flexing tape. Tramp: Super attractive guy, most attractive at school. Super shy and angsty though hates that everyone likes him always hiding rarely speaks, annoyed easily. Charles: Stupid pimple. Acne all over his face. Mean to Craig and Eliza. But, has a lot of food. The mean girl bully. Alecc: gay Chip: that one anime weeb that's always being kawaii Thanos: the villain

After Dr Phil gets cheated on, he receives a mysterious letter in the mail. Could this be the start of a new romance? Or has Dr Phil built his walls up so high that not even Phil Swift can knock them down?

tragic event

You are the master of toes, however, you are also looking for love. You like your man like you like your shoes. With your toes in them. (Various x Reader) Also, none of the characters in this book belong to me, if that wasn't obvious.

Based on a true story

Fun and fresh imagines that'll probably make you delete this app. Hahah enjoy.

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Obama meets Phil Swift on Omegle. Will this just be a friendship or something more? Credit to @ironicsponge on Instagram for making the book cover!!!

merry christmas @_Big_Hooey_

The BAU is called down to Gulf Stream, Florida to investigate a series of murders where the victim is cut in half and taped back together using an abnormally strong brand of tape. Set in season 9, as I'm only on that season. Yep.

*!This Is A Joke!* *!characters in this story do not belong to me!* I made this fanfic for my friend please don't @ me Phil Swift has always lived his life alone... well.... that is until he meets the man of his dreams. Will Phil leave his family, half boat, and life behind for this mystery clean freak, or will he stay?

Different personalities from old TV commercials come together to figure out how to bring joy to the modern age

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A series of tales about one man, one VirginBoi finding love with all memes

The sexy hunk known as Phil swift

After the shocking death of Gordon Ramsay, (y/n) must overcome her sorrow of the death of her senpai while choosing between multiple suitors. (tbh this is a shit fanfiction we all decided to write in math one day but y'all should read it)