Philswift Stories

Phil swift finds out Fiona is Cheating on Shrek and then a true love story happens between Shrek and Phil (I first wrote this like 5 years ago and its now getting new parts and stuff :) )

Full name "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy" a classic love story with fifty five Oscar awards between a dashing philswift and a bonita blaine. (A shitpost fan fiction for the deathspeaker on webtoon)

Different personalities from old TV commercials come together to figure out how to bring joy to the modern age

okay so I gotta apologise for this one, it's a sequal to another fanfic I wrote and didn't post. Also, it got deleted, so I can't post it.

IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG SENPAI! PLEASE NOTICE ME! PHIL-CHAN!

Y/Ns life changes forever when she meets One Direction. Now she must choose her soulmate from a plethora of eligible bachelors.

Based on a true story

Mitch finds a strange commercial playing one night, there's definitely something wrong with it.

Phil Swift x William Shakespeare fan fiction

TW MATURE CONTENT AND STRONG TAPE

Not finished!

I didn't want these in my other oneshot book since they're not (all) x reader Viewer discretion is advised. Rated Y for whY tf would you read this WE ARE NUMBER ONE (in the hashtag # kachow and # philswift !)

For Eric, and all you other freaks

*Revamp of the original You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol

(Y/N)'s boyfriend (B/N) Has recently cheated on her, she's heart broken, but not just heart broken, truely broken, Will Phil Swift help her? Will (B/N) try to get her back? Read to find out. OK THIS IS A JOKE LMAO

Y'all ready know what's about to happen

We apologize in advance for the amount of brain cells you'll lose while reading this.

Flec tape

This is a story about reincarnation and hope, of the apocalypse and the people/entities who brought it about. The main character's name is Shakanzulbing. Come on, that alone should make you want to read it. #77 in knives - 31/07/19 #6 in philswift - 31/07/19 #933 in reincarnation - 31/07/19

A series of tales about one man, one VirginBoi finding love with all memes