Phonecall Stories

"Hello this is-" "Hey is this Nicky from Tyler's party last night? Man we were pretty wasted, I'm just making sure this is your number." "O- oh yeah this is Nicky, is this the guy with the small penis?" "What! Small penis? Do I have to remind you how loud you were last night?" "Ew, ew, no! Im not Nicky I was kidding I don't want to hear anymore!" "Then who are you?" "Well, you didn't let me finish, I was gonna say 'hello this is Carter's Chiropractic clinic how may I assist you today?' but no, you inturupted me." "A simple name or wrong number would have been fine." °•°•°•° Warning~ this story may cause laughter, warming of the heart and more laughter. Warning. warning~ story may contain curse words, dirty jokes, words or phrases. You have been warned

"Welcome to Cookie Crumbs, where we turn your crummy day into one that's sweet, with a sweet, yummy cookie treat!" "Well good 'cause my day was definitely crummy." "I'm sorry to hear that." "My boyfriend broke up with me. Cheated on me with my ex-best friend." "Uh, well, I'm not really a therapist, just a dude who is in desperate need of money selling cookies." "What kind?" "All kind! And if you don't see your desired kind, we will happily add it to the menu." "Bro you sound automated." "Gee thanks." "You're rolling your eyes now, right?" "Yep." "Cool. 2 dozen chocolate chip cookies please, 248 Dransport Ave." "For yourself?" "For me." "2 dozen?!" "You heard me, I'm depressed." "Ok, uh, name please." "Call me Cookie." ------- Alaska. Age 16. Hungry, brave, always speaks her mind. Has a secret obsession with cookies. Hunter. Age 17. Funny, kind of a scaredy-cat, a bit overprotective Works at Cookie Crumbs because he's "broke af." What happens when these two meet over the phone when all Alaska wants are some cookies? Will that conversation start a spark? That spark into a small flame? That small flame into a burning passion of love and devotion? Or will Alaska take her cookies and move on? I'm not too good in the description department, but basically, two teens talking over the phone day after day and... well... read to find out! (Please.)

Tommy talks to Wilbur after a suicide attempt. He knows now, he will be alright. This is a sequel to 'Not Yet", please read that first! But this could also be read stand alone if you so desire. (This sequel fic was requested by quakl_ on Wattpad, so thank you for giving me motivation XD.) TW: Mentions of a Suicide Attempt, Mentions of Overdose, Panic Attacks DNI if you are a mcyt anti or ship Wilbur and Tommy! THIS IS ALL PLATONIC LOVE AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY WEIRD COMMENTS. I WILL NOT HESITATE TO SACRIFICE YOU TO THE BLOOD GOD (in a videogame....? :D ) Anyways... Cover art isn't mine! (@dumbasscoffe) Feel free to leave any constructive criticism as a comment or correct my spelling! Just don't be a dick okay, I can't handle much lol. Thank you for reading!! Also posted on AO3.

After a bad break up with Sam, James is tired of apologising and getting nowhere so he starts hanging out with Clint

Sneak peek: He decides that he doesn't want to know why he's her emergency contact, he just knows that he'll answer the call when the hospital calls him.

She just followed his fanpage and never knew they'd end up more than complete strangers.

Spin off to 'Call You.' Some things won't make sense without Call You :) ---- Calling Felicity - Thurs, Mar 11, 12:03 PM "Felicity spea-" "Hey, Fel, wanna go out with me?" "Shut it, Carroway. I should have known it was you." "Was worth the try." "Don't waste my time." -beep- "Rude." ---- kinda cliché dialogue story, because why not? she can't stand him at all. ---- | highest ranking #237 on Apr 22, 2018 | cover made with canva.com, photo credits to whoever owns them unless otherwise stated.

dear blake, please understand that these are from the diary i've kept for a few months now. i hope you can remember all the things i mention in this diary sally gave me. love, alice [ lowercase intended ]

The renowned 'masked killer' returns with a vengeance, but this time he's not giving up. When the team come across their most personal and shocking case yet, rules have to be broken, friendships are tested to breaking point and one minor slip-up could lead to the ultimate punishment... death. The masked killer takes an immediate dislike to all member of Gibbs' team, apart from one, plunging the team into an overwhelming whirlwind of danger, death and destruction. They've done it before, but can they do it again, and what will the consequences be? At Lo Levad - pg-13

August De la rosa has a pretty nice life. Good grades, girls, a sweet body, and a best friend named Ezra who would die for him. Just one problem: His best friend lives across the country! Aside from his terrible case of gender dysphoria, his biggest concern right now is the fact that Ezra suddenly wants to be a good boyfriend. But, why? • LGBTQ+

When 16 years old Jessica Maline stays home and has a party with her friends, she doesn't know that her family's flight to Costa Rica crashes. The police tell her that they never found the flight and the bodies, Now it's her time to search...

"This is Julio's pizzeria, what would you like to order?" "Hi, could I have a large pepperoni pizza with a double chocolate mocha delivered to 76 Maple Avenue?" "That will be 13.50. Anything else?" "Not really." "Your order will be ready in 20 minutes. Thank you for calling." "No problemo, love ya." "Love you too." "..." "..." "Did you just --" "Don't expect any discount on your pizza just because I expressed my undying love for you." // idea from tumblr \\ //and yes This is cliche\\

"you kidnapped my baby!" ~~~ description inside. trust me, it'll be worth it.

Anything happened with the Creddie kiss on iGoodbye? Never made a move. What about the phone call when Sam needed Freddie to make Carly happier? Nothing as far as you know... It's been 8 years since the end of iCarly. Well, not the end exactly... Sam and Freddie decided something that became a game changer... (Find out the answers to ur questions!) !!Spoiler Alert for iGoodbye!!

Quincey one day finds a mysterious missed call... From himself?

You and Mirio reminisced on the phone about being first-years.

The tittle says it all

What happens when you call the wrong number? Will you meet someone? How will you react when this person is Harry Styles? This happens to Flacke when her boyfriend breaks up with her. There is only one thing she doesn't know that this the Harry Styles is. (slow updates, sorry)