Phonedestroyer Stories

Kenny and Craig prepare to face Cartman and the New Kid in the greatest battle of their young hot lives.

Craig became a youth pastor for only one thing; extra credit. If he got enough credits, he could skip his senior year! Little does he know, confirmation class is really.. really boring. It was almost as if they were giving God a deservice. Reading ahead a couple pages, he realizes the only way to graduate is to exorcize a demon. How fun. He remembered reading something about a shape of a circle and a star thing, so might as well try right? ... Turns out demon exorcisms aren't easy, especially not when the one you summoned is fucking cute.

you moved in when it turned spring break so you can get to know the town before heading to your new school south park elementary. bright normal day and you get invited to what!! Natarator note: this is my version of phone destroyer this never happens in the game I like putting pazaz lol and another thing all the boys are fighting for you because why choose one if u like all of them or is it just me well I hope you enjoy my story I'm bad at spelling so yaa just role with it (Not my art, found it on pinterest its made by dinzeeyz)

Oneshots? References? Lemons? Something related to South Park? Yes....what. (I'm just bored and don't know what to do with my life) (Lol you just wasted 5 seconds reading this) Highest ranking for "southparkoneshots" #2 on 07/14/2018 Highest ranking for "fracturedbutwhole" #1 on 7/12/2019

BUNNY ONESHOTS GIVE SUGGESTIONS!! <3

A pastor by the name of Craig Tucker, comes into contact with a coffee addicted imp named Tweek. Craig finds out that once a year, every imp has to stay with a human for a few months to see what human life is like, the two surprisingly become very close.

I don't see a lot of stories based on this game- so I decided to write my own! Disclaimer: • I rather not follow the canon storyline tbh...so I will just it in my own way! • There will be swearing and other relatedness, because you know...its south park- • He/Him pronouns will be mentioned (females can read this story as well if they wish) I DON'T OWN SOUTH PARK OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS FEATURED IN HERE! THEY BELONG RESPECTFUL TO MATT STONE AND TREY PARKER Y/n belongs to you, since you're the one reading this lmao-

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Stick of truth Style fic it's cool I guess kinda steamy kinda not

[...] -Unidad A.W.E.S.O.M-O 4000 no... A.W.E.S.O.M-O 4000 interrumpe el mensaje, archivos de memoria abriéndose, reproduciéndose en su sistema, haciendo una comparación de información. Al mismo tiempo, más archivos de vídeo se despliegan, superponiéndose a la imagen de Kyle sentado a su lado, trabajando en repararlo. Estos vídeos, contrario al anterior que se sobrepuso a sus lentes ópticos, vienen acompañados de audio. La voz de Kyle algo distorsionada por venir de un archivo previamente corrupto, palabras que no logra entender del todo excepto por una. Eric. [...] ------------- Kyman Week 2025 - Día 3

Leaping through dimensions is a myth It has to be. So where the hell am I and why aren't I dead?