Pick-up Stories

Read For FUNNY/CHEESY Banat / Pick-Up / Hugot / Jokes Lines Btw CREDITS to the one who wrote this LINES. :D

❝ are you from australia? because you meet all my KOALAfictaions ❞ in which he texts a random number a pickup line not expecting an answer book 1

❝ it's been a few months since you've been gone ❞ in which he has to complete a list to find his best friend and lover book 2

If you don't know how to approach your crush, don't worry! This book will help you be a pro!

There all here...well 40 of them anyway A YoMamma production

Mehh....just another bunch of cheesy pickup lines and some dad jokes. Have funn.. and also some random spams

Pick up lines

/completed one shot/ one pick up line for y/n is enough when it comes from The Min Yoongi

Includes: Ships Gay\Lesbian Coral Randomness

This book is cheesier than your grilled cheese.

The title says it all folks

^^ title sums it up^^

''So, do you wanna go back to my place, eat some pizza, watch a Disney movie and maybe fall hopelessly in love?'' I laugh and nod. Blake's whole face lights up and he leans in brushing a strand of hair away from my eyes before his lips crashed down on mine and we were kissing. His lips come away from mine and he smiles at me, rubbing his lips together. ''You taste like strawberry'' He murmurs in my ear. 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. The way he looked at me as though there was no one else in the world. And it killed me inside because I had never noticed him look at me that way. How long had Nate been looking at me like that? A year? Two? His whole life? Why had I never seen it before? Why was I so oblivious to my surroundings? Why was I so stupid, that I couldn't see that my best friend was in love with me? 𝑩𝒐𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏. ''𝑰'𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉...'' Top Rankings: #1 Kaity (4/12/19) #22 blog (7/1/20) #28 brokenhearted (7/1/20) #35 pickuplines (10/2/20) #45 summerromance (3/1/20)

warning ⚠️ BAD

Agent Sam or Samena is an ace at being an agent. Because of this, she is also called 'God Of The Agency' by the CIA agents. It's new year's eve and her BFF Charies or Char, as she calls him, has brought some interesting news for her. Boss has assigned her a new mission. Char believes it would take her just an hour to do it, after all, she is 'The God Of The Agency' for a reason. But there is a catch. Boss has strictly instructed Char to go on a different mission and Agent Sam is given a special partner to work with. Will Sam be able to stand this new partner? Will one of her secret come out in the process...? Read this short adventure to find out...

The title says it all. Percy Jackson with memes, one shots, percabeth, pickup lines, and more!

Here are some undertale pick up lines I made up that you can use on someone you love. The picture is not mine. Have a happy valentines day!!!

Funny comebacks, insults, jokes, and anything else I think is funny

WARNING: 99.999999999(its a repeating decimal)% of innocent children will lose their holy orange juice by the end of this book you have been warned >:) I already know some people who might kill me for this im crawling in a corner and dissapearing myself :") -created by a proud a.r.m.y and rainbow taester