Pick-up Stories

Two campus flirts. One ridiculous competition. Zero chance either of them walks away unaffected.

Pickup lines that will make you die from cheesiness [Unoriginal ofc]

Katelyn and Travis had met when they were 5 years old. After years of being separated they finally unite but Katelyn doesn't quite remember Travis. They soon realize they love each other. What will happen in the future?

"I am a very petty human being." "You are a very pretty human being." "I said petty." "And I said pretty." -- In which a wife perfects the art of nonchalance while her husband perfects the art of simping. -- (Extended Description Inside) - (Updates on Tuesdays and Saturdays)

Sometimes you just have to get your fucking halo dirty.

Yep they r pick up lines some r stupid

Funny pick up lines in bracket crazy.Read and laugh out your pains. . I want to assure that all the pick up lines you are seeing here are all new none of them is repeated that is most of them came from my imanginations.

As the title says Literally just a bunch of emo pickup lines

Kpop Pickup Lines

The cover is trash to match who I am. Trust me. You're gonna like this. Here is what people have private messaged me (or what I've seen in the comments): One of them got blocked by their crush... Someone got a date with their crush! Someone nearly killed their crush because their crush choked after hearing one of the lines..? Someone got rejected on Valentine's Day... :( The cover was made from a private message @ToriTheRat sent me.

"If I'm being honest, talking to you makes it a little better" "Be careful you might just make me fall for you" "Ok, I take it back" "No really, are cheesy pick up lines next?" "I'm going to regret this for the rest of my life" "Aww, are you saying you want me in your live forever? That's so cute" A story in which a wrong number text turns into more...

want to hear funny pick up lines read!!!!!!!!!!

"Don't find love, let love find you." What would you do if love found you on that one accidental night with the most unexpected person? Will you ignore it? Or Will you chase it?

Pictures of me

Life can be stressful, unpredictable, and sometimes completely unfair. So instead of crying over every little problem, why not laugh at it? This collection by Tsang Jhaye brings together original Taglish dark humor that finds comedy in everyday struggles, awkward situations, and the beautiful chaos of life-because sometimes, laughter is the best coping mechanism.

"roses are red, violets are blue, here are some insults, they're made just for you." - originally started january 1st, 2017 restarted july 1st 2018 - Cover made by me Check out my other books: ➼Zodiac Signs ➼Questions

Book full of cheesy, easy and funny pick up lines

Cheesy pick up lines by me!!

read this if you need a good laugh or you want something sappy or you love one direction (along with other bands) :p enjoy