Pick-up Stories

A book filled with the cheesiest, funniest, weirdest pick up lines.

~ "Зургыг чинь авч болох уу? Найзууддаа сахибсан тэнгэрийг харуулах гэсэн юм" -JJK ~ "чи хэн юм бэ?"

'Where each rose defines a feeling' And a boy gets a rose each day. Read to know more! ------♡︎------

some of us girls just have a thing for anime pick up lines. warning: some may cause cringe attacks. read at your own risk. ··· © calqlate 2017 anime pick-up lines.

Just some memes, fan arts and pick up lines which I like. " I Comment and add my scenarios, because why not (◕ᴗ◕✿) " . . It's funny and mind blowing. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Hope you like it. . . . The scenarios are purely my imaginations and weirdness. Don't take anything seriously and get offended. It's just for entertainment purpose. . . . These content are not mine, I have just complied them. . The credit of fanart and meme goes to original owner. The account of owner are mentioned. . . . Cover credit © AnupamaIngole

Previously on Power Rangers Mega/Super Mega Force My head buzzes with yelling from a wedding I don't recall going to. "I remember you! You were the one who lead me to the wolf spirit!", "What are you talking about girl, I am just here to kill off red and yellow..", then I hear my sister Nancy say something about the colors of red and yellow? "What does she mean by red and yellow?" She asked as I never mentioned to Nancy, of being a thing called a power ranger. I was about to say something as my head kept hurting and pounding. The girl with purple hair known as Karone looked at Nancy, "Oh that your sister and her friends are power rangers of the legends...from Mighty Morphin to Ninja Steel.." friends, I don't remember having any friends, all I know is having a friend named Lizzie and Emma I believe. Nancy looked at me, "Your what?!", she told me she shouldn't have been deported, and I should of. Nancy walked out on me as Karone looked at me, "Well than..say goodbye to your memories..Gianna.", "Memories..what?" And that's all I remember..I don't remember how it felt to be affection to, or remember memories I've had. Or remember what I am even talking about.

You walk into class with your head down, dreading the work to come. You look up, only to see the most beautiful girl/boy you've ever seen. You're speechless. You realize that you have to get him/her, but you don't know what to say. You go on your phone and go on that one app with the big W. Pick up lines, you search up. There is so many books for pick up lines! You think. But you pick the one written by leximoose, because you just feel it is the one. You know it is the one. Chapter 1. You take a deep breath. You know this will work. You walk over to him/her, and BAM! "Do you have a bandaid, because I scraped my knee falling for you!" You say. People say fairy tales don't come true, but apparently they've never read Pick up lines by leximoose. There will be no dirty lines, to save the young kids out there. Enjoy!!!

I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!! So... ENJOY!!! October 31, 2017... apparently I can't add any more chapters? I'm just going to have a second book. Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!

-Ayat-ayat -fakta -auta -lawak -nasihat -pickupfailed -pickupline &byk lgi❤ [Kalau korg bosan ke xde keje ke, xde cite nk bce ke meh lah bce buku ni.] //just for fun //enjoy reading kay

Have a crush but don't know how to approach them or want to be as cool as Tony Stark? Then you've come to the right place! Check out these pick-up lines and get all the ladies/men. - A hint of dirtiness (obviously). These pick-up lines are not mine unless told so. Cover made by me; No one has permission to use it, thank you.

Is a guy annoying you that uses cheesy pick up lines and you don't know how to get rid of him? Well now you do----- READ THIS

Pickup lines for you to use when ever you want to.

This a story filled with fun Comebacks, pick up lines, puns and zodiacs. As the title suggests it is just to put a smile on your face and nothing serious so don't take any of the comebacks/pick up lines or anything else offensively they are not meant to insult you only make you smile. Please enjoy !!

Hi! Non of these ar mine but i foud it really funny

Pictures of me

mau belawan ? ba mari ba ! AHAHAHHAHA Joke"

puns and pick up lines from aot. You might get triggered. I do not own Attack on Titan

Previously known as 500 rude comebacks and pickup lines Readers discretion is advised. Nothing written in this book is to be taken personally. Majority of these comebacks/pickup lines are not my own. I like rainbows and chocolate. * * * * * * The title says it all. Over 400 comebacks and pickup lines for you, the reader.

Arthur was a die hard fan of Percy Jackson and everything related to it. When he meets a girl named Aurelia, he knew that he was attracted to her. But the only thing that he was unhappy with was that Aurelia knew nothing about the Greek mythology. With a few puns and pickup lines will Arthur be able to charm Aurelia? Or not?

We have nothing to do with our lives. Rebecca and Raina are sorry in advance for your disappointment.