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  • Bad Idea, Right? | Jeongin. by Randomstxy
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    ❝ Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing. ❞ π™šβ‹†.˚ 𝐈𝐍 π–π‡πˆπ‚π‡ he was definitely a bad idea. So obviously, she texted him. The real problem? He answered.
  • Shadowhunter-Inspired Comebacks and Pickup Lines by Lila_Wayne
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    Ever wanted to insult mundanes in a "language" they won't understand? Ever wanted to charm the wits off a Mortal Instruments fangirl? Viola! You've come to the right place! Learn to flirt and insult like a Shadowhunter, with your ultimate guide to Shadowhunter-inspired comebacks and pickup lines.
  • 생각해 λ‚΄λ‹€ |Beg For It  by Taehyungiechild
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    Β«Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny.Β» β€’ Β° β€’ Β«That is what flew out Yoongi's thorny mouth. He regretted it immediately once he saw her cringe.Β» Β° β€’ Β° Shit.
  • Flirt & Quote: A Collection by bloodyknife117
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    π•Žπ•–π•π•”π• π•žπ•– π•₯𝕠 π•₯𝕙𝕖 π•žπ•’π••π•Ÿπ•–π•€π•€ 𝕠𝕗 π•žπ•ͺ π•žπ•šπ•Ÿπ••! 😜 This collection is a chaotic blend of pick-up lines, motivational quotes, and all the random thoughts that keep me up at night (𝘺𝘰𝘢 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘡𝘩𝘦 𝘬π˜ͺ𝘯π˜₯ 𝘡𝘩𝘒𝘡 𝘩π˜ͺ𝘡 𝘺𝘰𝘢 𝘒𝘡 2 π˜ˆπ˜” 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘢'𝘳𝘦 𝘲𝘢𝘦𝘴𝘡π˜ͺ𝘰𝘯π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨 𝘭π˜ͺ𝘧𝘦, 𝘡𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘯π˜ͺ𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦, 𝘒𝘯π˜₯ 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘡𝘩π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨 π˜ͺ𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘡𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯). If you're looking for some quick laughs, a bit of love, and just the right amount of randomness to make you smile, then you're in the right spot. You'll find everything from cringy pick-up lines that make you roll your eyes to words of wisdom that might just change your day. Whether you're here for a little flirtation, some deep thoughts, or just need a good laugh to get through the day-this collection's got you covered. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.π”Έπ•Ÿπ•• π••π• π•Ÿ'π•₯ π•—π• π•£π•˜π•–π•₯ π•₯𝕠 𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕑 𝕒 π•”π• π•žπ•žπ•–π•Ÿπ•₯ π•’π•Ÿπ•• 𝕧𝕠π•₯𝕖 π•šπ•— π•€π• π•žπ•–π•₯π•™π•šπ•Ÿπ•˜ π•žπ•’π•œπ•–π•€ π•ͺ𝕠𝕦 π•˜π•šπ•˜π•˜π•π•– 𝕠𝕣 π•šπ•— π•ͺ𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝 π•šπ•Ÿπ•€π•‘π•šπ•£π•–π••! πŸ’«πŸ’­
  • cute pick up lines by the_real_msmoon248
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    name says it all. You can use it on a girl, or a boy, or any non binary person. Up to you. Love feedback in the comments about if you've heard it before or have used it.
  • L.O.L by uke_kyuttiee
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    Puro katatawanan at hugot ang mababasa niyo ❀
  • Desi Pick-Up Lines by desiwoman234
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    The most random pick-up lines you could think of I'll test these on Shah Rukh Khan to see if they work XD
  • HOLY SHIITAKE MUSHROOMS! (A Heroes of Olympus reader insert) by MemeGod365
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    You the reader, have a normal life, well sorta normal. As normal as you and your lunatic group of friends can get at least. While walking home, you end up FALLING INTO A FREAKING BOOK?!?! And also meeting your favorite book characters.
  • Pick up lines (VKOOK FANFICTION) by parkmymochi95
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    "You don't need a key to drive me crazy " "Well..." Jungkook smiled awkwardly completely lost for words as never did he ever expect to hear that from someone just after asking for a mere pencil and that also on the first day of university. ****************** Pick up lines (VKOOK FF) In which Taehyung is too shy to strike up a normal conversation with his crush and always ends up blurting stupid copied pick up lines from internet. ******** " He will never fall for you if you continue like this " " I don't expect him to either" Without expectation there is no pain right? A story by parkmymochi95.
  • You're the Treacle to my Tart   (A Drarry Oneshot) by Army_Sweag
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    "You're the Treacle to my Tart," Draco said. In which Draco has lost a bet and is forced to ask out his long time crush, Harry Potter, using such a cheesy pick up line. Draco/ Harry fan fiction. Fluff. No smut. Oneshot sort of. 1766 words. The characters belong to Jk Rowling. No copyright infringement intended.
  • Anime memes and Pick up lines by BabsyEj
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    This book is gonna be full with funny, cringey and dirty memes and also funny, cringey and dirty pickup lines. ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
  • tag, you're it! | z.d.h 2 by -peachvines
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    ❝ it's been a few months since you've been gone ❞ in which he has to complete a list to find his best friend and lover book 2
  • Pick up lines by AsterAnimous
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    In Junior year of Highschool Calum Hood became known as the awkward, lanky, soccer player that chased around the punk bad boy Ashton Irwin who most thought was very scary partially because of how buff he was. That didn't stop Calum though, no matter how many warnings he got.
  • Book Of Fun by Secretive_Girls19
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    Funny Jokes. Funny pick up lines. Funny everything!!!!!
  • Pick Up Lines by Nataly_101
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    Pick Up Lines to make you smile when you are sad. To make you happy when you feel alone. Here forever to show you that words can hold a much deeper meaning than you might believe. Words are powerful and I hope these specific words can make a smile form in your face as you read it. (^x^)
  • Teen Book of Qoutes (Love Qoutes, friendship etc.) by Rufus017
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    Contains a very cute and meaningful qoutes...
  • CHEESY PICK UP LINES! by wat_it_gonna_be_bean
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    Here's bunch of random and stupid pick up lines to fill your little hearts desire :D
  • Pick up lines! β™₯️ by Bloody-Snow-flake
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    Hey everyone! This will just have a lot of pick up lines and wholesome photos anyone could use. Have fun and go get your crush β™₯️
  • Book of puns, jokes, and pick up lines by Galexoid
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    i don't know what I'm doing with my life but I wrote this.
  • Pickup Lines by cursed_wings
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    Hey guys, since I'm just wrong minded XD and I got bored and felt like make an pickup lines. Which will for sure get you chicks or guys XD By the way, some of these pickup lines will be from the Internet or I made it myself~ so sit and read some cheesy/dorky/dirty pickup lines ~ cx By the way some of these pickup lines are on the Internet, so credit to the makers ~