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Randomstxy- Reads 15,801
- Parts 32
β Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing. β πβ.Λ ππ πππππ he was definitely a bad idea. So obviously, she texted him. The real problem? He answered.- Reads 15,801
Lila_Wayne- Reads 11,223
- Parts 30
Ever wanted to insult mundanes in a "language" they won't understand? Ever wanted to charm the wits off a Mortal Instruments fangirl? Viola! You've come to the right place! Learn to flirt and insult like a Shadowhunter, with your ultimate guide to Shadowhunter-inspired comebacks and pickup lines.+16 more- Reads 11,223
Taehyungiechild- Reads 303
- Parts 2
Β«Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny.Β» β’ Β° β’ Β«That is what flew out Yoongi's thorny mouth. He regretted it immediately once he saw her cringe.Β» Β° β’ Β° Shit.- Reads 303
bloodyknife117- Reads 170
- Parts 4
πππππ ππ π₯π π₯ππ ππππππ€π€ π π ππͺ ππππ! π This collection is a chaotic blend of pick-up lines, motivational quotes, and all the random thoughts that keep me up at night (πΊπ°πΆ π¬π―π°πΈ, π΅π©π¦ π¬πͺπ―π₯ π΅π©π’π΅ π©πͺπ΅ πΊπ°πΆ π’π΅ 2 ππ πΈπ©π¦π― πΊπ°πΆ'π³π¦ π²πΆπ¦π΄π΅πͺπ°π―πͺπ―π¨ ππͺπ§π¦, π΅π©π¦ πΆπ―πͺπ·π¦π³π΄π¦, π’π―π₯ π¦π·π¦π³πΊπ΅π©πͺπ―π¨ πͺπ― π£π¦π΅πΈπ¦π¦π―). If you're looking for some quick laughs, a bit of love, and just the right amount of randomness to make you smile, then you're in the right spot. You'll find everything from cringy pick-up lines that make you roll your eyes to words of wisdom that might just change your day. Whether you're here for a little flirtation, some deep thoughts, or just need a good laugh to get through the day-this collection's got you covered. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.πΈππ ππ π'π₯ ππ π£πππ₯ π₯π ππ£π π‘ π ππ πππππ₯ πππ π§π π₯π ππ π€π πππ₯ππππ πππππ€ πͺπ π¦ ππππππ π π£ ππ πͺπ π¦ ππππ πππ€π‘ππ£ππ! π«π+11 more- Reads 170
the_real_msmoon248- Reads 139,726
- Parts 157
name says it all. You can use it on a girl, or a boy, or any non binary person. Up to you. Love feedback in the comments about if you've heard it before or have used it.+3 more- Reads 139,726
desiwoman234- Reads 1,152
- Parts 25
The most random pick-up lines you could think of I'll test these on Shah Rukh Khan to see if they work XD- Reads 1,152
MemeGod365- Reads 625
- Parts 5
You the reader, have a normal life, well sorta normal. As normal as you and your lunatic group of friends can get at least. While walking home, you end up FALLING INTO A FREAKING BOOK?!?! And also meeting your favorite book characters.+3 more- Reads 625
parkmymochi95- Reads 99
- Parts 3
"You don't need a key to drive me crazy " "Well..." Jungkook smiled awkwardly completely lost for words as never did he ever expect to hear that from someone just after asking for a mere pencil and that also on the first day of university. ****************** Pick up lines (VKOOK FF) In which Taehyung is too shy to strike up a normal conversation with his crush and always ends up blurting stupid copied pick up lines from internet. ******** " He will never fall for you if you continue like this " " I don't expect him to either" Without expectation there is no pain right? A story by parkmymochi95.- Reads 99
Army_Sweag- Reads 31
- Parts 1
"You're the Treacle to my Tart," Draco said. In which Draco has lost a bet and is forced to ask out his long time crush, Harry Potter, using such a cheesy pick up line. Draco/ Harry fan fiction. Fluff. No smut. Oneshot sort of. 1766 words. The characters belong to Jk Rowling. No copyright infringement intended.+22 more- Reads 31
BabsyEj- Reads 4,874
- Parts 31
This book is gonna be full with funny, cringey and dirty memes and also funny, cringey and dirty pickup lines. ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)- Reads 4,874
-peachvines- Reads 97,980
- Parts 32
β it's been a few months since you've been gone β in which he has to complete a list to find his best friend and lover book 2+22 more- Reads 97,980
AsterAnimous- Reads 36
- Parts 1
In Junior year of Highschool Calum Hood became known as the awkward, lanky, soccer player that chased around the punk bad boy Ashton Irwin who most thought was very scary partially because of how buff he was. That didn't stop Calum though, no matter how many warnings he got.- Reads 36
Nataly_101- Reads 2,868
- Parts 76
Pick Up Lines to make you smile when you are sad. To make you happy when you feel alone. Here forever to show you that words can hold a much deeper meaning than you might believe. Words are powerful and I hope these specific words can make a smile form in your face as you read it. (^x^)+4 more- Reads 2,868
wat_it_gonna_be_bean- Reads 46
- Parts 7
Here's bunch of random and stupid pick up lines to fill your little hearts desire :D+1 more- Reads 46
Bloody-Snow-flake- Reads 24
- Parts 6
Hey everyone! This will just have a lot of pick up lines and wholesome photos anyone could use. Have fun and go get your crush β₯οΈ+2 more- Reads 24
cursed_wings- Reads 1,713
- Parts 12
Hey guys, since I'm just wrong minded XD and I got bored and felt like make an pickup lines. Which will for sure get you chicks or guys XD By the way, some of these pickup lines will be from the Internet or I made it myself~ so sit and read some cheesy/dorky/dirty pickup lines ~ cx By the way some of these pickup lines are on the Internet, so credit to the makers ~- Reads 1,713