Pick-up-lines Stories

Just as the title suggests! I know it's not very original (c" ತ,_ತ) but seeing that everyone has done this at least... Why don't I give it a try ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞ SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY! Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon, the characters being used, the images used, or the memes used.

Baekhyun doesn't know what to do when the hot new student keeps hitting him with pick up lines.

The rarest and best pick-up lines. - Book cover by; @ MrWitty-

[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]

#LoveIsLove Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl. - Julie Anne Peters The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just told them. - Rachel Maddow I am always looking for new cheesy lines. So if you know something different then let me know via comment. I will add that to a new chapter. And it will be dedicated to you (peace out)

Funny 😂 weird 😅 Not funny 🙂 Lil dirty 😐 jokes and pickup lines.. MAJORITY STOLEN 🙃

This is just some of the Dirty Harry Potter jokes I've heard or seen, if you have any you want me too add in a chapter then PM me!!!!!! Some of them my sister tried making up so if they are horrible I apologize.

Kpop Pickup Lines

Here are the best jokes and pickup lines

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Contains a very cute and meaningful qoutes...

All in the title. Just a bunch of pick up lines I found randomly online. Ranked #245 in pickuplines, February 2019.

Use these pick up lines at your own risk. I only suggest using them as a joke or around friends with a good sense of humor. Also towards the end there are some minecraft pick up lines heh heh heh have fun with those. Will change the title if i decide to go above 200 :p

Just Some Randomness, No Need To See....

Need an insult to give to some annoying person? Well here you go! Need a comeback to a pathetic Pick up line? I have those too!

Jokes, pick up lines, funny stories, anything to make your day better. Note that most of them will be either stupid or cheesy but will make you laugh anyway!!!!!

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Rare, funny, cheesy, dirty and cute pick up lines. Highest ranks: #punny - 1st 01.03.18