Pick-up-lines Stories

-Funny Kpop memes -funny & cheesy pick up lines. -does contain bad words-

Camila being the fuckboy she is sends Lauren pickup lines. enjoy im very lame.

Heto po ang new book ko....date po ay Hugot Liness...ngayon ay pick - up lines naman. Oh ha!

Ito ay puro hugot at pick up lines lang.

Imagine taking your sister to a dance class and meeting the boy of your dreams. Can't relate, right? Yeah. That's how Mina's story goes. But when she finds out her little sister's dance teacher is a major K-pop idol, will she be able to resist him? Or will she finally find love again? Not to mention her crazy ex is back in town. Oh man. Mina's getting into some deep shiznits. If you love humor (and let's face it, who doesn't?) and love...well, love you'll absolutely LOVE this book. Trust me. It'll change your life. ❤ Highest rankings: #1 in ohmygod #1 in justdance #8 in trivia #9 in rofl #13 in crazylovestory #43 in pickuplines #248 in hobi #469 in dance #628 in btsjhope

Of course, after you waited for hours for your boyfriend Luka to come back home, you get a call from one of his coworkers saying he is madly drunk and you need to pick him up... Luka x Female Reader

Read this book when you're feeling down. It helps. ❍ spreading love

"I wanted to give you this before I leave. Dont forget me. I love you"

Listen to your inner nut Inner Nut: dicks out for harambe Me: (; -_-)

Tom Holland as Spider-Man falls in love with y/n, the reader of this story, over the course of the Homecoming movie.

10 times Derek tried to show Stiles he was interested with pick up lines and the one time it finally works

Enjoy ;)

Just some random quotes, poems, pick-up lines, and song lyrics XD hope you guys like them!!

in which a silly boy named Niall attempts to ask a girl he adores on a date through cheesy pickup lines.

«Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny.» • ° • «That is what flew out Yoongi's thorny mouth. He regretted it immediately once he saw her cringe.» ° • ° Shit.

Theodore strolled past the man sitting on the streets dressed in rags, ignoring his pleas for money. Instead he continued walking towards the large building. The large building which enclosed a buisness that made millions of dollars a day. A business in which he was the CEO of. Theodore Taylor is a notorious rich playboy. He's got the money and he's definitely got the looks. He doesn't care about anybody or anything unless it affects him. He's your typical egotistical jerk. Will anything, or anybody, ever be able to change him?

We have really really bad pickup line for holidays and not, but they'll probably suck and not work ;3;.

I can't be bothered with descriptions.

"Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for me." / the minchan cafe fic that no one asked for /

You know all about pick-up lines. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven" "Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in your eyes" Well, here are gonna be some pick-up lines.... and what you might get back. These are going to be mostly man to woman pick up lines and woman to man reject lines.