Pick-up-lines Stories

"I am a very petty human being." "You are a very pretty human being." "I said petty." "And I said pretty." -- In which a wife perfects the art of nonchalance while her husband perfects the art of simping. --

''So, do you wanna go back to my place, eat some pizza, watch a Disney movie and maybe fall hopelessly in love?'' I laugh and nod. Blake's whole face lights up and he leans in brushing a strand of hair away from my eyes before his lips crashed down on mine and we were kissing. His lips come away from mine and he smiles at me, rubbing his lips together. ''You taste like strawberry'' He murmurs in my ear. 𝐃𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭? 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. The way he looked at me as though there was no one else in the world. And it killed me inside because I had never noticed him look at me that way. How long had Nate been looking at me like that? A year? Two? His whole life? Why had I never seen it before? Why was I so oblivious to my surroundings? Why was I so stupid, that I couldn't see that my best friend was in love with me? 𝑩𝒐𝒕𝒉 𝒃𝒐𝒚𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒎𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒄𝒊𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏. ''𝑰'𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉...'' Top Rankings: #1 Kaity (4/12/19) #22 blog (7/1/20) #28 brokenhearted (7/1/20) #35 pickuplines (10/2/20) #45 summerromance (3/1/20)

❝talks between two individuals over piquant drinks. a cheesy romance; it's honestly banality.❞ - - cover by the king @moonrei.

WARNING: 99.999999999(its a repeating decimal)% of innocent children will lose their holy orange juice by the end of this book you have been warned >:) I already know some people who might kill me for this im crawling in a corner and dissapearing myself :") -created by a proud a.r.m.y and rainbow taester

dibintangi oleh zahraaziz sbg Rara najmiunic sbg Abang kepada Mira syafiqah.(bro najmek) Ana Azali sbg Kak Ana(guru displin) darwisyah sbg Wisya(senior tercantik) Abam Fakhrul sbg abam Fakhrul(abang kpd Rara Abang Najdi sbg abg Adi(abang kpd Amira) abang Bazli sbg abang Bai(abang kpd Rara) Fithriy sbg Amira Syafiqah Hanna sebagai Hana Monatina Nailofar sbg Nail Fatimah sbg Pelajar Aqil sbg pelajar Syadril abg pelajar Nur Hazieah Najihah pelajar Eka ZulFathi pelajar Pelakon istimewa Mira Filzah(kakak kepada Rara) Hafiz Hamidun(suami Kak Joy) Fikry Ibrahim(ayah angkat Amira) Siti Nordiana(mak angkat Amira) Achey(maharaja lawak mega) Joy Reyvfa(isteri Hafiz) Keluarga pertama Hafiz,kak Joy dan Rara,Kak Mira,Abam Fakhrul dan Abang Bai Keluarga kedua Kak Nana,Fikry,Najdi dan Amira dan Najmi

Some of them are mine and some of them are from the internet. Credits to the owners.

By (almost) any means necessary!

Hey guys! I got some random pickup lines for you, incase u ever need them in the future HAHA! if you do need it, goodluck because some of these are cheesy as fluck. let me know if my invented pickup line is just like yours. i'll take it down if you want! anyway, enjoy reading! xxx -hyi

If you're looking for tips on how to flirt in Wattpad, then this is the book for you. Meet Cole Ryder. What a cliché bad boy name. Thing is, Cole Ryder is a shy introverted nerd. Enter Betty Miller. She's in love with Cole Ryder's books and the author himself. All readers and fans ship them. Other authors write fanfictions about them. Actually, the tag #Cotty has become a trending tag on Wattpad. The only thing missing is Cole. He's totally in love with Betty... not. So Betty tries to get him to fall for her. And the two makes a bet. If he falls for her within 30 days, he will take a flight to New York, Betty's hometown and take her out on a date. If he doesn't... That's still undecided. Who will win: Betty? OR Cole? Only one way to find out. IT'S TIME FOR WATTPAD WAR I.

/completed one shot/ one pick up line for y/n is enough when it comes from The Min Yoongi

As it say, it's not a story but can be say few lines, and it is 18+ please under 18 don't see this book warning (but I know u will see this) . please don't steal my work as it's done before to. PICTURES is not mine, I have taken from google and Pinterest.

warning ⚠️ BAD

Name says it all! Most are clean. I don't own any on them.

All of these stories aren't mine credit goes to original random writers. updates every week most probably

Durns to guys pickup lines Pickup lines first then burn

This isn't exactly a book is just jokes and funny facts and texts inspired @pepsiorcoke 😘😘 so please don't judge some of these are !y own jokes and I got some somewhere else!!!please don't be a silent reader A/N this book isn't meant to insult anyone in the whole world I love my bunnys

"roses are red, violets are blue, here are some insults, they're made just for you." - originally started january 1st, 2017 restarted july 1st 2018 - Cover made by me Check out my other books: ➼Zodiac Signs ➼Questions

I'm writing this because I was bored and I feel like some people need a good laugh! I'm Only doing 20

This is just a book of pick up lines my friends and I decided to do, read at your own will. please understand that this is purely as a joke, please use these at your own risk. Warning: this is a piece of shit.

It's not a story ...but some feelings or pickup lines for your loved ones