Pick-uplines Stories

-Funny Kpop memes -funny & cheesy pick up lines. -does contain bad words-

Sometimes you just have to get your fucking halo dirty.

Sa tinagal-tagal na pagiging suki mo sa pangungutang sa tindahan ng taong mahal mo. Kailan mo pa kaya mauutang yung pagmamahal niya sa'yo?

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I am honestly so sorry ;-;

Read the title.

Heyaa readers!!! Thank you for choosing my story for reading. This is basically a fan fiction. As my english is not much good so there will be many grammer mistakes 😅. This is my first story. This is a story about 2 friends who are not friends anymore, but when they met ...... All the characters are in their own names only, More you will read in the story. This is suitable for every type of readers. Jk stans please read... Hope you will like my story 😍

All of the pickup lines that I have ever used on people.

A bunch of jokes and riddles to crack up and confuse your friends.

Any time when someone has insulted you, and you had nothing to say. Well your already on track, by reading this book. All I can do is guide you, but have no fear as I am a great teacher. This book is for the times when your arch nemesis insults you, and you stand there looking dumb, but now having read this book, you will confidently recite insults and act like you did not just do that and showed them whose boss. Warning this book is extremely funny ( in my opinion,)cringey, cheesy and will knock you socks off by the amount of laughing you shall do. Inspired by @zuzuxoxo award winning author of Revolution

jokes that I have gathered

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As a girl with a lot of guy friends, I know that some times it's hard for you guys to approach that girl and start a conversation, especially in a small group/ youth group setting. Pickup lines are great for that! However, guys I'm sorry but as a female who has heard a lot of different pickup lines over the years I know that some of y'all's pickup lines are really cringy. So here are some good pickup lines for guys to use that won't make her run for the hills. Guys, I got some gold for you, girls, let me know if you disagree.

i was bored and i have a past of being a flirtatious monster so i decided to collect some of the trashy pickup lines i've come up with or really like in a wattpad story

Just read

『Ｔｅｔｓｕｒｏｕ　Ｋｕｒｏｏ　Ｘ　Ｆｅｍａｌｅ！Ｒｅａｄｅｒ』 ᵀᵉᵗˢᵘʳᵒᵘ ᴷᵘʳᵒᵒ ᶦˢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵃ ⁿᵉʳᵈ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʷʳᵒⁿᵍ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ. ᴱᵛᵉⁿ ˢᵒ, ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ⁿᵉʳᵈ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ʰᶦᵐ ˢˡᶦᵍʰᵗˡʸ ˡᵒˢᵉ ʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒⁿᶠᶦᵈᵉⁿᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵗᵒ ʰᶦˢ ᶜʳᵘˢʰ, ⁽ʸ/ᴺ⁾ ⁽ᴸ/ᴺ⁾. ᵂʰᵃᵗ ʰᵉ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ, ʰᵒʷᵉᵛᵉʳ, ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ʰᶦᵐ ᶠᵒʳ ʷʰᵒ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ❤ Cute, Nerdy: Tetsurou Kuroo X Female!Reader [2021]

just quotes I found on line

The good, the bad, and the dirty

luke tells ashton a pick up line everyday in gym class. started: January 30, 2016 finished: January 31, 2016 completed

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