Pick-uplines Stories

A book filled with the cheesiest, funniest, weirdest pick up lines.

~ "Зургыг чинь авч болох уу? Найзууддаа сахибсан тэнгэрийг харуулах гэсэн юм" -JJK ~ "чи хэн юм бэ?"

some of us girls just have a thing for anime pick up lines. warning: some may cause cringe attacks. read at your own risk. ··· © calqlate 2017 anime pick-up lines.

Just some memes, fan arts and pick up lines which I like. " I Comment and add my scenarios, because why not (◕ᴗ◕✿) " . . It's funny and mind blowing. ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ Hope you like it. . . . The scenarios are purely my imaginations and weirdness. Don't take anything seriously and get offended. It's just for entertainment purpose. . . . These content are not mine, I have just complied them. . The credit of fanart and meme goes to original owner. The account of owner are mentioned. . . . Cover credit © AnupamaIngole

You walk into class with your head down, dreading the work to come. You look up, only to see the most beautiful girl/boy you've ever seen. You're speechless. You realize that you have to get him/her, but you don't know what to say. You go on your phone and go on that one app with the big W. Pick up lines, you search up. There is so many books for pick up lines! You think. But you pick the one written by leximoose, because you just feel it is the one. You know it is the one. Chapter 1. You take a deep breath. You know this will work. You walk over to him/her, and BAM! "Do you have a bandaid, because I scraped my knee falling for you!" You say. People say fairy tales don't come true, but apparently they've never read Pick up lines by leximoose. There will be no dirty lines, to save the young kids out there. Enjoy!!!

I love puns, bad jokes crack me up, and I LOOVVVEEEE pick-up lines!!! So... ENJOY!!! October 31, 2017... apparently I can't add any more chapters? I'm just going to have a second book. Thanks for reading and happy Halloween!!!

Have a crush but don't know how to approach them or want to be as cool as Tony Stark? Then you've come to the right place! Check out these pick-up lines and get all the ladies/men. - A hint of dirtiness (obviously). These pick-up lines are not mine unless told so. Cover made by me; No one has permission to use it, thank you.

Is a guy annoying you that uses cheesy pick up lines and you don't know how to get rid of him? Well now you do----- READ THIS

Funny and dirty WWE Pickup Lines by me, enjoy. Cover: @balorbabe

puns and pick up lines from aot. You might get triggered. I do not own Attack on Titan

Enjoy! Also includes random singers. Highest rank: #102 8-11-17 Other ranks: #1000 in Humor 28-09-17 #485 in Humor 30-09-17 #802 in Humor 16-09-17 #665 in Humor 1-10-17 #965 in Humor 2-10-17 #933 in Humor 3-10-17 #951 in Humor 6-10-17 #169 in Humor 6-11-2017 #781 in Humor 7-10-17 #828 in Humor 13-10-17 #530 in Humor 14-10-17 #350 in Humor 15-10-17 (Cheezburger Day) #188 in Humor 15-10-17 (Cheezburger Day) #249 in Humor 16-10-17 #239 in Humor 17-10-17 #262 in Humor 19-10-17 #259 in Humor 20-10-17 #228 in Humor 21-10-17 #180 in Humor 29-10-17

Previously known as 500 rude comebacks and pickup lines Readers discretion is advised. Nothing written in this book is to be taken personally. Majority of these comebacks/pickup lines are not my own. I like rainbows and chocolate. * * * * * * The title says it all. Over 400 comebacks and pickup lines for you, the reader.

In this book we just have a bunch of different kinds of lines Hope you enjoy it as much as I do Make sure you comment your thoughts and follow me;) It's also nice to know if people actually respond to my author notes You can also give me some pick up lines and I'll put them in the book and dedicate them to you I'm done with this book for now so it is complete unless people have requests....

mau belawan ? ba mari ba ! AHAHAHHAHA Joke"

Because theirs nothing better then cheesy,corny,and weird pick up lines. 《all pick up lines belong to the website I found online》 http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/cheesy.html

Arthur was a die hard fan of Percy Jackson and everything related to it. When he meets a girl named Aurelia, he knew that he was attracted to her. But the only thing that he was unhappy with was that Aurelia knew nothing about the Greek mythology. With a few puns and pickup lines will Arthur be able to charm Aurelia? Or not?

We have nothing to do with our lives. Rebecca and Raina are sorry in advance for your disappointment.

People call me anon but you could call me tonight ;) if perfection had another name they would call it anon Hey there! yes you. if youre looking to use clever and witty pick up lines to use for flirting the you've come to the wrong place BUT if you're looking for somethink to laugh and joke about to your friends then you found the right place

Exactly what the title says... *So excited that you guys loved 100 pick up lines so much. Since you guys loved it so much, I give you my gift of a book two. !!Book 3 is OUT NOW, with 30 HALLOWEEN pick up lines!!

Don't have much to tell just read and enjoy