Pick-uplines Stories

"Stop calling me princess!" "i apologise....my queen." --- in which the boy learns different pet names to flirt with a girl.

"Debits and credits," Shadow repeated softly, a strange, almost thoughtful expression on his face. "A love story." He actually pondered this for a moment, his brow furrowed in concentration. "In a purely metaphorical, and highly abstract sense, I suppose one could... interpret it that way." Sonic grinned, emboldened by this unexpected breakthrough. "See? Romance! It's everywhere, Shadow, even in accounting!" He leaned closer, lowering his voice conspiratorially. "Speaking of romance..." he began, ready to launch into his most daring move. ❗❗ART IS NOT MINE AND IT GOES TO IT'S RESPECTFUL CREATOR @Lin0949713921 ON TWT❗❗

Alex: I need you to explain DNA for me. Liana: Alright, when do you want to meet up? Alex: I meant over text. Liana: That's a bit strange. Alex: Just explain already. When a bond is formed over texts about Biology, Liana and Alex's friendship is one of a kind. * * * Cover made by @pastelsdeath ^-^

my lips are feeling lonely, can yours accompany mine? -- where Felix texts the wrong number and ends up in the right situation... Eventually.

[An Epistolary/Novel] She is Czaryna Amiel Sebastian who have a attitude of being grade conscious, educated person and no time for relationship. She believe that love will only destroyed her academics in school, however there's have a one guy who beat her heart, he show to her on what is the meaning of love. He is the only one guy, who make her over the moon. Pero... Ang tanong... Magmamahal kaya si Yna? Matatanggap niya ba ang pag-ibig ni guy o baka naman hindi niya ito... Kayang ipaglaban. "Successful nga raw ako pero kung ang pag-uusapan ay ang 'Over the Moon' nganga, hindi raw ako successful." © All Rights Reserved

{ DISCONTINUED WORK } - "Are you a donut, because you are all sugar and curves." "If only you could get some of it. Sadly, today's not your day when trying to seduce people into having sex with you." "What.. What the actual fuck! I didn't mean it like-" "Even if ya didn't, you can't just say that to people, asshat." "I'll be on my way, thank you very much. Also, prepare for a one-star review." - In which a certain heterochromatic male attempts to help an anger-filled ash blonde with pick up lines at a counter in Krispy Kreme. Keyword: attempts • OVER-THE-TOP AMOUNT OF SWEARING , EVERYONE HAS ISSUES & TONS OF CHEESY PICK UP LINES YOU ARE FREE TO USE NO QUIRKS | MODERN AU STARTED: 01.07.20 | ENDED: 00.00.00

Just a random book of funny things! (I wrote this when I was young so I apologize in advance for it being offensive or rude in any way)

The title says it all! There are pickup lines, quotes, romantic scenes, and cute texts. Some of these are the ones I came up with, and most are from movies and books. I hope you enjoy the romantic and cute parts. Love to all of you, who decided to check this book out.❤️ Also, don't forget to vote and comment. Ps: I don't own any of the quotes or anything in this book.

🌷🌷 zuko x reader 🌷🌷 "whats the point of this, y/n?" fluff! beep boop your sadness away "lets put our tulips together!" modern au + magic! "whAT!" "y/n, kaomojis are demons." 🌷🌷 - ˏˋ gasp ˊˎ- "they are noT!" may 30th 2020 🌷🌷

Here are some pick-up lines and flirty quotes!!! ;) Some of them may work and some may not. Good luck to the people who use them.

Hi, I'm Adam and these are my thoughts or whatever :)

The cover is trash to match who I am. Trust me. You're gonna like this. Here is what people have private messaged me (or what I've seen in the comments): One of them got blocked by their crush... Someone got a date with their crush! Someone nearly killed their crush because their crush choked after hearing one of the lines..? Someone got rejected on Valentine's Day... :( The cover was made from a private message @ToriTheRat sent me.

This story contains short stories/random fake scenarios running on the author's mind. It's either yay or nay.

Your 11 years old and you wonder the streets of London. You meet a nice, 12 year old boh named Jack Dawkins. He takes you to his home where you meet another man, and more children. You and Dodger begin to have a crush on each other

𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠. in which corbyn sends daniel pick up lines whilst staying anonymous.

Read this book when you're feeling down. It helps. ❍ spreading love

What the title says!

So um I got bored and became an evil kitty Enjoy I guess :3

A book of supernatural pickup lines and more!

Pick up lines are super corny, we know, but much like love, these lines are timeless. It's also a fun way to snag the guy or girl of your dreams. It shows just how silly you are and is just about the cutest way to let someone know you're interested. You're always off to a good start if you can make them laugh. So if you're trying to win the affections of a certain someone (or just annoy your husband) you've hit the holy grail of corniness. Even if your one-liner doesn't steal their heart, they will definitely remember you and that counts for something.