Pick-uplines Stories

『Ｔｅｔｓｕｒｏｕ　Ｋｕｒｏｏ　Ｘ　Ｆｅｍａｌｅ！Ｒｅａｄｅｒ』 ᵀᵉᵗˢᵘʳᵒᵘ ᴷᵘʳᵒᵒ ᶦˢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵃ ⁿᵉʳᵈ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʷʳᵒⁿᵍ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ. ᴱᵛᵉⁿ ˢᵒ, ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ⁿᵉʳᵈ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ʰᶦᵐ ˢˡᶦᵍʰᵗˡʸ ˡᵒˢᵉ ʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒⁿᶠᶦᵈᵉⁿᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵗᵒ ʰᶦˢ ᶜʳᵘˢʰ, ⁽ʸ/ᴺ⁾ ⁽ᴸ/ᴺ⁾. ᵂʰᵃᵗ ʰᵉ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ, ʰᵒʷᵉᵛᵉʳ, ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ʰᶦᵐ ᶠᵒʳ ʷʰᵒ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ❤ Cute, Nerdy: Tetsurou Kuroo X Female!Reader [2021]

If you need help getting rejected by the most hilarious anime pickup lines here you go.

Because a few friends an myself like to have the occasional line battle. Be warned some are extremely cringe worthy.

Let's hope this gets you somewhere!

Tsuna freezes in place, eye twitching along with his hand, before deadpanning. He stands up, moving to the pile of snow he had created when digging this certain person out. Then he pushes that snow. Back on to that certain person.

"Hey pretty boy have you ever heard of the word sleep, you should try it sometime." I said, yelling at him from my window. "Nice T-shirt, Can I talk you out of it?"He winked at me. What a perv a very cute perv. Okay Alex let's play his little game."Oh you can try, but you'll never win?"I smirked. Take that you cutecumber. "Princess I always win?"He said, a wide grin spreading across his face. Nice one Alex. One boy and one girl! You must be thinking that this is a love story. Wrong! It's the opposite of a love story.

Kelly Lucker is a depressed teenager with a boring life, like everyone else. She doesn't have any friends and wonders if anyone would notice if she really disappeared... One day she finally gets an answer to that question.

So, you've read a pick-up line book or two (or four), and ended up here... well... welcome to the fifth book, and FINALLY another one with 100. Commonly asked questions: Q: How will the book be split (may change with time, so be aware)? A: 201-238 . . . anime/otaku 239-252 . . .Disney 253-283 . . . Harry Potter 284-291 . . . Miscellaneous 291-300 . . . TBD (to be determined) Q: Which anime is included or referenced in the anime section? A: Naruto, No Game No Life, My Hero Academia, Haikyuu, Fairy Tail, Persona 5, Anohana, Dragon Ball, JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, Death Note, Howl's Moving Castle, One-Punch Man, One Piece, Neon Genesis Evangelion, HunterxHunter, Love Is Ware, Quintessential Quintuplets, Tonikawa, Kakegurui, Highschool DxD Q: Why isn't it evenly split? A: Because I am picky with my pick-up lines and not willing to give up good ones/use bad ones just so I can make the categories even. Q: Where do you get all the pick-up lines? Why don't you list links if you find them online? A: My head, my friends, and random people are my favorite sources - and usually what get a list for a new book going. Once I start actually putting it together, I do occasionally use google to fill in gaps. Which is the reason I don't "list" where I got pick lines (because I have no idea where my friends/random people get them). The reason I don't "source" them is that they're all over the place. It doesn't sit right with me to say "oh I got this from xyz website" when it's also on "abc and def and ghi and jkl . . . etc., etc."- which eventually turns into a "who did it first" wild goose chase. BASICALLY, it's complicated.

So except from being sexy what do you do during the day

It's some old Anime Pickup Lines just for u!

"You don't need a key to drive me crazy " "Well..." Jungkook smiled awkwardly completely lost for words as never did he ever expect to hear that from someone just after asking for a mere pencil and that also on the first day of university. ****************** Pick up lines (VKOOK FF) In which Taehyung is too shy to strike up a normal conversation with his crush and always ends up blurting stupid copied pick up lines from internet. ******** " He will never fall for you if you continue like this " " I don't expect him to either" Without expectation there is no pain right? A story by parkmymochi95.

Want to tell your beloved a good pickup line? Well, then this book is NOT for you. Unless, of course, you want to know which pickup lines you don't want to use. That's acceptable too. I decided I wanted to put all of the terrible pickup lines I could find or think of in a book that will probably be least useful for anything. So, enjoy I guess. Just a reminder: This is just for fun

Hey y'all! Do you want to know how to master the art of life? Read my guide to life and -POOF- you have a LIFE!!! And please comment on what you're thinkling about the chapters!(Thinkling... don't question it) Insert Lenny Face Warning: Do not use any of my suggestions, they are not meant for plebes. No, but seriously, don't use any of my advice, this is humor not therapy

This book is gonna be full with funny, cringey and dirty memes and also funny, cringey and dirty pickup lines. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Chatrooms full of flirting/pickup lines! there will be a bonus chapter!

Just a bunch of weeb shit

Rules to Reading: 1. None of these are mine. 2. I don't mean to offend anyone; these are just quotes I find and put down. 3. Some may be really funny and some may not, but please don't put hate comments. 4. Sorry if you've used these in Wattpad already, I look these up from online and not other Wattpad joke books. 5. Enjoy! Vote, comment on your favorites, share!

have mercy.... These will kill me....

Its pickup lines nothing else :-: