Picklesthedrummer Stories

Wlfxsvyzt -- | ( Various!Metalocalypse x Male!Reader ) Dethklok decides that they needs just one more band member. Thousands of auditions and, for some reason, one of them stands out. Something about that regular jack off dildo with a keytar lures them in. It doesn't make sense but, they had to satisfy their desires, they just had to let him join. - [ DISCLAIMER ] A lot of content warnings, this is Metalocalypse for crying out loud. Content warnings include, but are not limited to, cursing, death, self-induced harm, abuse, substance abuse, kidnapping, excessive violence, Dr. Rockzo, and more, so much more. I do not own the cover photo. The cover belongs to the band Catacombs Enshadowed, specifically their album called "Curse of Dark Centuries", you should give it a listen.

a book with imagines and stuff for multiple fandoms

ye, I was bored

metalocalypse is dumb and stupid but i am still not over it! :+) here's a shitty fanfic set during the segment in the klok opera "partying around the world", curated for my own personal entertainment, perhaps even yours! this fic does not read like a metalocalypse episode; it's more descriptive and mildly linear than it is classically slapstick; though i would like to think that it is written in a witty, backhanded fun kinda way. it fits within cannon, therefore i proclaim it to be cannon, just because fuck you. if that sounds like your jam, read away! consume my thoughts, eat my words, digest the story.

Some of these may be one shots, some may be continued further (it'll be in the title of the chapter if its a continuation) all of them will be Pickles and Nathan.

(Except it's kinda special) Imagines for the show Dethklok, includes all main band members, possibly more.

title says it all 🖤 i'm also on ao3 and tumblr as blackenedsnow if you want even more content 🖤🖤 before you dive in, check out the first chapter for what i write, what i don't, and who i'll write for, plus how to request when i'm open.

a collection of headcannons and one-shots, maybe even some NSFW alphabets, ill try to update frequently🫶

i'm doing metalocalypse oneshots because I want more followers, so i am writing LITERAL oneshots. they date for a day like elementary school relationships