Pickmegirl Histoires

(Y/N) is a cute, short, petite uwu pick me girl who is bullied by a hot segc guy and is secretly a wolf/demon/cat princess! (THIS IS SATIRE, SO DONT TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY.)

this is about a guy that I dated and he smelt disgusting (like cat piss) and there were soooo many red flags but I didn't see them

❛❜ I hate all girls who try to take my men... wanna be friends ? ❛❜ -Olivia Smith. In which a parentless girl manages to attract the hearts of many men, also the jealousy of many women. This book is plainly satire ! Don't take it seriously, please.

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⚠️ This story is for cringing purposes only. Main character is heavily inspired by Elena Gilbert. 😜 ⚠️ Aurora Pierce is a short, blonde, blue eyed, pureblood slytherin. Her family and the Malfoys have been friends for years. Does Draco Malfoy have a crush on her? And Harry Potter? And Fred and George Weasley?? Who will Aurora choose 🥺 Read and Find out.

This is something my friends and I created as a joke, which started this whole account lol. Sorry if I have any grammar mistakes lol.

Aurora's impression is usually elegant, cute and nice.But what if she is a pick me in real life? What could happen? Will she have friends or be alone?

When DJ Zozie picks a fight with her arch nemesis, Lil Tie Tie, the tea unfolds as the battle goes on

When two annoying pick me's meet each other on the first day of freshmen year, they start falling in love. Throughout their relationship they get less and less annoying. New chapters every Sunday!

Young Emma finds herself in a world where not being like other girls isn't appreciated enough. Those who stand in her way with face homicidal consequences. It's a bloody tail of young Emma's ballet skills coming out. THIS IS A JOKE

Y/N is a rich mafia girl who is very spoiled and annoying, she is 3'9 and her love interest who is a mafia alpha wolf king, Aiden who is 8'11 is going to own her and attempt to kill her. Will her Y/N luck come in to save her?? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

(Swear and Cringe Warning) Don't try to not cringe. Please. You might hurt yourself. I will try to write more every day or 2 days. Don't expect to like the MC Btw every 3 Chapters there will be a chapter written by another character. Oh yeah, sorry for my terrible English. This time it's on purpose. And also sorry for saying 'uwu' every 2 sentences. I wanna get in character.

Hey. I'm y\n, and today is my first day of December, everyone is ready for the holidays, but I personally don't like holidays, you see...I'M not like OTHER girls...

'bark bark bark woof arf arf' retired from being too famous an english major

High school girl Heather is one of the most populair girls in school. This might change when a non-populair boy named Oliver also attends Brickstone Highschool...

this story is totally not a joke and nobody is to make very fun- I mean hurtful comments UwU. WHY IS THIS BOOK #1 ON PICK ME X READER LOL

there's a new girl at school, but little did she know, it was an ALL girls school!!!

Y/n is a 16 years old girl in high school. She has just moved and has to attend to a new school when she has to pick between who she will date. The billionaire, the bad boy, or the secret mafia boss.

Two students were sitting in class, when they get paired up for a project by their teacher. They were stubborn and upset because of the hatred they had for each other, but come to realization. They had a lot in common ∴ ════ ∴ ❈ ∴ ════ ∴ this was inspired by a short called 'when the "pick me girl" meets the "pick me boy" ' and its by hannah montoya so check her out! shes really good

Comments are welcome, this is a book made to be hated because I'm bored!!!