Pickup Stories

You walk into class with your head down, dreading the work to come. You look up, only to see the most beautiful girl/boy you've ever seen. You're speechless. You realize that you have to get him/her, but you don't know what to say. You go on your phone and go on that one app with the big W. Pick up lines, you search up. There is so many books for pick up lines! You think. But you pick the one written by leximoose, because you just feel it is the one. You know it is the one. Chapter 1. You take a deep breath. You know this will work. You walk over to him/her, and BAM! "Do you have a bandaid, because I scraped my knee falling for you!" You say. People say fairy tales don't come true, but apparently they've never read Pick up lines by leximoose. There will be no dirty lines, to save the young kids out there. Enjoy!!!

Everyone in school is scared of him Everyone in school hates her He only talks to his friends and communicates with other people when he has to Nobody will talk to her even if they have to Everybody avoids him Everybody hurts her Ryder; and 18 year old senior at Palmetto High in Florida Nobody knows where he lives, not even his friends. He hardly trusts anybody Nobody knows his mom or dad He is a big mystery He is in a gang And he of all people knows not to fall in love Alexiz or Lex for short; a 17 year old senior at Palmetto High Nobody knows her Nobody wants to Her mom is dead She takes care of her little sister Her dad abuses her She is a cutter She is bullied And she is a street fighter under the name Blood Wolf These two people meet by bumping into each other and they continue to meet again and again. Will they become friends? Will they become something even more? And most of all, will they be saved by each other?

puns and pick up lines from aot. You might get triggered. I do not own Attack on Titan

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Probably some intensive love quotes and pick up lines.

This is my collection of awkward and strange experiences I've had with getting hit on by awkward and strange men.

the title says it all

Some pick up lines

Not all of this are mine. Please vote and comment.

Funny pickup lines

(May not wanna use them for real) Probably only dirty pick up lines... Some may be funny or cute tho. CAUTION: Read at your own risk

Hey guys new book full of 1) jokes 2) comebacks 3) insults 4) pickup lines Hope you enjoy them;)

*Previously 'Pick up Lines. Insults. Jokes'.* So I decided to split the book and now there is just Pick Up Lines in this one. Hope you like it. **** Keep in mind not all of these are mine. **** [WARNING]> Most, if not all, Pick Up Lines will most probably work for guys and/or over text. But if your a chick and you want to use them, be my guest.

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Why do we love? What is love? How do you know you are in love? Many people ask themselves these questions through their lifetime. Most poems, movies, stories are based off of love and to- NAHHHH THESE ARE SOME AMAZINGLY TERRIBLE PICKUP LINESSS ;)

A second part to my pick up lines and jokes book

In a world stricken by war, the world faces its biggest challenge yet: World War III. Led by the Communists *the rest is spoiler material*. A groups of seven kids learn what it means to be survivors of the physical world and the mental one. These kids are faced not only with surviving a war, but a typical teenage life. This story has been rated PG-13 for strong language, some sci-fi descriptions, some violence, and some sensuality.