Pickup Stories

Pick up lines. Enough said

Some of them I made, some I didn't. Just for entertainment

He thought he was my Romeo... Literally. So my name is Juliette Chase and I have had quite a ride throughout my 17 years of living. I was treated like a princess everywhere I went. You might be thinking that I'm rich and people think my dad is high and all mighty but no. Ever since a school play of a rendition to Romeo and Juliet this one boy happened to taken it seriously. My name is Juliette too... oh the irony! Now I am known as "His princess." He literally throws his jacket over a puddle when I'm about to walk over it. He tried to climb a wall thinking I needed help when actually I was grounded. He ALSO tried to wake me up by kissing me when I fell asleep in class. Did I mention he speaks Shakespeare and he smacked an apple out of my hand because he thought it was poisonous? Yeah that boy happened to be the one and only Mason Grey. Yes like Fifty Shades of Grey but if that boy happened to get his hands on that book... well, my life would take an unexpected twist. I'm on a hiatus until summer, so sorry if I don't update. But I'll try my best.

Chloe and Alice are just Directioners among the other. Until that vacation in London. Everything is going to change. Well almost.

These are all the pickup lines I've ever heard, for wooing your crush or making that special someone groan (and not in the sexy way)(or I guess in a sexy way)(depends on the person, I guess).

Marco just got hit by a bus, now he's gotta do the bidding of The Big Man.

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*Previously 'Pick up Lines. Insults. Jokes'.* So I decided to split the book and now there is just Pick Up Lines in this one. Hope you like it. **** Keep in mind not all of these are mine. **** [WARNING]> Most, if not all, Pick Up Lines will most probably work for guys and/or over text. But if your a chick and you want to use them, be my guest.

Just random, pickup lines and comebacks I found, that you can use

The best pickup lines for that special thanksgiving dinner!! I do not own any of these pickup lines (thanks Internet) so if you wanna incorporate them in a book go for it!!

In today's digital-first world, every restaurant owner recognizes the importance of online ordering. However, one of the biggest roadblocks to embracing it fully has been the high commission fees from third-party platforms. These platforms often charge 15-30% per order, which can significantly cut into a restaurant's profit margins. That's why Straunt's 0% commission online store solution is a game-changer for restaurant owners, allowing them to serve their customers directly, increase profitability, and strengthen their brand-all without sacrificing a big slice of their revenue. Why Choose 0% Commission Online Ordering? A 0% commission online store provides you with the freedom to run your business on your own terms. Here's how Straunt's solution can make a tangible difference: Maximize Your Profit Margins With third-party platforms, restaurants often lose a significant percentage of every sale to commissions. For each $20 order, a typical 20% commission means you're handing over $4 to the platform. That might not sound like much initially, but over hundreds or thousands of orders, it quickly adds up. By eliminating these commissions, Straunt's online ordering system allows you to keep every dollar you make, which means more money goes back into your business. Strengthen Customer Relationships With a 0% commission online store, you maintain direct communication with your customers. This means you can customize your messaging, offer exclusive deals, and build customer loyalty-something that's difficult to do through a third-party platform. Customers also feel more connected to your brand when they order directly, creating opportunities for loyalty and repeat business. Full Control Over Your Brand Experience Third-party platforms control the customer experience, from how your menu is displayed to how orders are communicated. With Straunt, you can customize every detail of your online ordering system, from the look and feel to special promotions.

[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]

October 2016 - Ilya scrolls through Instagram and sees a picture of Shane and Arthur from the Biodome in Montreal. He draws the wrong conclusions. July 2017 - Yuna and David are talking in their cottage after David walked in on Ilya and Shane. August 2014 - Shane tries to distract himself from thoughts of Ilya and picks up another man while on vacation in Mexico with his teammates.

Are you trash, cause I'd like to take you out sometime this week Dedicated to: @silent_fate13