Pickup Stories

It's in the title. Just a bunch of pick up lines.

Losing a person you love hurts. Feeling like it was you that made them leave in the first place, that's heartbreaking --------------------------------------------------------- "Isaac." The name slipped off my tongue like a prayer. "Missed me, Rosie?" Isaac was cocky when he spoke, almost smug and I had no idea how to react. Just seeing his face was disorienting, and my heart felt like it would fly out of my chest. "Who is this?" A voice rang out causing both Isaac and I to look at the person who spoke. Josh stood and the head of the table, eyes furrowed and lip curled in a way that I was very familiar with. My nerves were wrecked, but I still could not open my mouth to speak, I was in a state of shock. The situation definitely looked strange from Josh's point of view. He left me, his girlfriend, alone and came back to find her with a handsome stranger sitting very, very close. What made it worse was that no one had answered his question, so he repeated himself. Isaac stood, taking Josh's anger as his cue. He had a wolfish grin on his face as he clapped his hands together once. He began to walk backwards while saying a few parting words. "None of your concern my guy, But hey, thanks for keeping her warm for me." He sent me a quick wink before spinning around and exiting the diner that didn't seem all that charming anymore. Josh had focused his attention on me now, but mine was centered on the door that Isaac had walked through only moments ago. The only thought running through my mind repetitively was. What the hell is he doing back?

"Imagine person A of your OTP saying bad pickup lines to person B". Well, I imagined it, and I wrote it in the form of a bad Perrentes, most of which is Tony cursing out Mike. Don't judge me.

Why do we love? What is love? How do you know you are in love? Many people ask themselves these questions through their lifetime. Most poems, movies, stories are based off of love and to- NAHHHH THESE ARE SOME AMAZINGLY TERRIBLE PICKUP LINESSS ;)

In a world stricken by war, the world faces its biggest challenge yet: World War III. Led by the Communists *the rest is spoiler material*. A groups of seven kids learn what it means to be survivors of the physical world and the mental one. These kids are faced not only with surviving a war, but a typical teenage life. This story has been rated PG-13 for strong language, some sci-fi descriptions, some violence, and some sensuality.

quotes to put a smile on your face:D

The baddest pick-up lines that probably have never been used but you should know anyways.

✔ Message in a Bottle ✔ The Notebook ✔ The Lucky One ✔ Dear John ✔ Nights in Rodanthe ✔ The Last Song ✔ The Resue ✔ A Walk To Remember ✔ At First Sight

Here are a bunch of pickup lines that will either get you a girlfriend or a slap in the face.

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A bunch Of Stupid Pickup Linez♡

This is a book of random pickup lines I've found on Google or I've made up (Idk if they've already been made up but to me I made them)

Two pickup trucks...One cylinder block...

A lighthearted compilation of non-related short chapters where Stray Kids use pickup lines on each other! Prepare for laughs, blushes, and plenty of secondhand embarrassment.

This is the best book of puns, jokes, pick up lines, and anything else. Hope you laugh at least once or else I failed miserably. Anyways thanks for reading this! Ps- I will make some and borrow some so I am not cleaning any as my own.