Pickup Stories

🎀ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕝𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕤 🎀 𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝔸𝕟𝕕...

Keefe's a total Keeper. That's why you want to know his Pick-Up lines. *warning* each pickup line is extremely cheesy, best stay away if you're lactose intolerant *also...

((Completed)) You think you're funny? Well welcome to the next step, the mother of A L L Groans at the party. BAD PICKUP LINES *EVIL MUSIC PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE* So, i...

Jinyoung runs a roadside lemonade stand and once Jaebum sees him he can't get enough of him. "If life gave you lemons would you go on a date with me?" "No...

Like the title says This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. Disclaimer: I did not make any of these Please enjoy. If you...

All types of Pick Up Lines! Cut, Funny, Dirty, you name it! All for free! 10 Pick Up Lines each chapter. Some Pick Up Lines may be dirty or mature.

~ for those people who want to try from a new angel, I mean, angle~ Y'all need to tell me the story if these work for you ;)

Warning: Cringe and trauma ahead. Proceed with caution. (Beware of SPOILERS as well!) Do you ever stare out the window, gazing into the far distance with your mind blank...

Here are some halal pick up lines. Enjoy! And be sure to comment and let me know which ones are your favourite and if I should do more.. X

BYO rizz ;) look i never said they were good ( i made up some of these myself but a lot i just heard from other sources x)

Pick up lines and other raunchy remarks from my lil' mind. I'm sorry in advance. >> all lines/jokes are from my mind, unless said otherwise, please do not steal &l...

- I think I can make you very happy. - - Why ? Are you leaving ? - ▪️in which a boy use pickup lines to talk to a girl and she answer sarcastically▪️

Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has...

[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so]...

The funniest ways to reject someone, while having a great time. Got an annoying worshiper, use this to give them the hint.

Not a story, just an idea someone is welcome to run with. What if Charlie Swan was actually Charlie Weasley? What if he had an adopted daughter from his time in Romania...

Little Joe and his older brother Hoss go mudding. When Adam discovers them tearing up the southern pastures Hoss deserts Joe, who then has to hid the torn up terrain of...

James Potter is having a hard time charming his was through Lily Evan's heart. Of course, Sirius will be helping the charmer, after laughing his butt of. These are all t...