Pickup Stories

I'm digging my thoughts just to know who I am. Then sharing my works just to bestow the beauty in me that is unseen.

Here are the best pickup lines to ring in the new year!!..enjoy! I do not own any of these pickup limes and if you would like to use them in a book go ahead! (As long as it's not like a pick up line book and your copying my entire book then go ahead)

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Some of them are mine - some of them are from the Internet. Have fun~! They are really cringey by the way~ (There are probably spoilers) Highest ranking: #46 in random #1 In random

I'm a sucker for these so there's going to be a lot I just really like any chessy pickup lines

Def_Daddy: Daymmm boy if you were a fruit you would be a Fineapple! Sunshine_Ars: I'm allergic to pineapples Def_Daddy: .................. Def_Daddy: Daymm boy if you were a vegetable you would be Cutecumber. Sunshine_Ars: I'm allergic to cucumbers too.. Def_Daddy: .......................

-your go to book for when you're bored, need a quick laugh, or just suck at flirting-

Marco just got hit by a bus, now he's gotta do the bidding of The Big Man.

Enjoy my book! Try these pickup lines yourself if you want to! (:

Pick up lines that are all yugioh themed. I'll put ORG beside the ones my mind has given me

Warning: some people in the past have gotten offended. If you get offended be nice and point it out and don't behave like a bih. Just cringe pick up lines 10000000% will (not) work Cover by helpimobsessed2

❝Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?❞ Just a couple conversations for shits and giggles between four idiotic beings on how to be sarcastic and other necessities. [Book 2 in the "How To" series] WARNING: CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEARS AND TALKS ABOUT MATURE CONTENT.

It was hot in this small town in rural Arkansas. This kind of hotness makes teenage boys get restless and adventurous. An outing to the woods with two boys left out not knowing what was going on, a mad dog and pickup truck combine to make an adventure that ends in a hilarious joke.

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This is part 2 of one piece pickup lines. This will continue from the first book. If you have not read the first book then I suggest you do. Wouldn't want to miss out on all the pickup lines. I have also added that this book is no longer just a pickup line but a dirty talk. I hope you enjoy and keep the votes and comments coming. I'm officially opening this book up for requests if anyone has anyone they want to request. I will try my best to come up with a great pickup line and a dirty talk.

prepare to disappoint. ~ **compilation of jokes and facts in the internet!**~ **updates randomly!**~ Fck~