Pickup Stories

((Completed)) You think you're funny? Well welcome to the next step, the mother of A L L Groans at the party. BAD PICKUP LINES *EVIL MUSIC PLAYS IN THE DISTANCE* So, i...

Pick up lines and other raunchy remarks from my lil' mind. I'm sorry in advance. >> all lines/jokes are from my mind, unless said otherwise, please do not steal &l...

🎀ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕒 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕠𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕝𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕪 𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖𝕤 🎀 𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕦 𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕦𝕡 𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤 𝔸𝕟𝕕...

Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book. This book has...

Like the title says This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. Disclaimer: I did not make any of these Please enjoy. If you...

~ for those people who want to try from a new angel, I mean, angle~ Y'all need to tell me the story if these work for you ;)

The worlds worst pickup lines. Some may be sexual, some may be geeky, corny and alla that good stuff. Enjoy. SOURCES: gotlines.com everypickupline.com

Losing a person you love hurts. Feeling like it was you that made them leave in the first place, that's heartbreaking ...

BYO rizz ;) look i never said they were good ( i made up some of these myself but a lot i just heard from other sources x)

since you've been around i smile a lot more than i used to. © hattie, taehylix -• stray kids' jeongin -• old writing -• 1/2 of the skz shorts

All types of Pick Up Lines! Cut, Funny, Dirty, you name it! All for free! 10 Pick Up Lines each chapter. Some Pick Up Lines may be dirty or mature.

a lot of funny inappropriate pickup lines that I hope make you laugh.

Some pick up lines that'll make you laugh :) Disclaimer: I did not make all of these. Highest Rank: |#14 in jokes 03.08.18| |#86 in humor 27.05.17|

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Jinyoung runs a roadside lemonade stand and once Jaebum sees him he can't get enough of him. "If life gave you lemons would you go on a date with me?" "No...

Just read:)

[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so]...

Literally made this because i was bored one day

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okay so these are dirty pickup lines and you should sit down for. these pickup lines are funny that you might actually fall off the chair. we all made this so if you wo...