Pickup-lines Stories

Jimin has one mission: to make his crush, Jeon Jungkook, smile. #badgrammar

── b.katsuki ff did i just kissed my phone? a blonde immediately falling in love with a very liberated lady. . . . . boku no hero academia text-fic status: on-going ©cat...

[See you don't look like a stalker but I don't really know what they look like, I assume kinda gross and not nice and you look nice, really nice not nice as in kind, tho...

"Is that a mirror in your pocket?" "Uhhh-" "Cause I can see myself in your pants!" "..." In which Jungkook tells Taehyung a chees...

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Read the title. Contains Stray Kids & TXT ships. All ships included (underrated ones too) It's a boring and flop book just to inform! I'll mention the band name and ship...

A pretty quick story of a boy who found his crush's number and decided to risk it and text the boy of his dreams. But what happens when Harry receives a text from an un...

Like the title says This is some of the best pickup lines ever and I guarantee they are all funny. Disclaimer: I did not make any of these Please enjoy. If you...

The lines that made us squirm,yearn for more,lived the dream to meet our own tailor made Christian Grey.. At Random are some of the best lines from the trilogy..:)

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Reminder: some of the pick up lines are made by the author and some came from the internet/commercials/television : may be tagalog or english

Funniest pickup lines ever

𝑫𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂 𝒃𝒂𝒏𝒅-𝒂𝒊𝒅? '𝑪𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝑰 𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒂𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒚 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖... Everyday there was a small note in his locker. One...

Ninth in teen dialogue series ~ "Hello?" "S-Sarah, I m-missss you!" "Erm, Mister, Are you drunk?" "Yes, drunk on you babygirl." •...

His fight for his love. His craving for her. And Her love for him. Her sacrifices. Thus Their pure soulful relation. A shraman short story. Journey of love and posse...

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When Judaline gets a call from her college's latest soccer star, she doesn't expect him to be a goof. But self-proclaimed goofball, Caleb White makes it his mission to i...

Stand-alone prequel to 'Just Keep Running', this is Ash and Mel's story. Every time Ash sees Mel, he tries another cheesy pickup line on her. She can't deny that she's a...

This contains funny stuff based on different characters to learn more about them.

These are real pick up lines and ones I've made up by myself or with a friend. Some are sexual, some are sweet, some are cute, some are anime based, some are video game...