Pickup-lines Stories

Got someone you need to swoon over? I have just the thing. ~°•Pickup Lines•°~

❝ Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing. ❞ 𐙚⋆.˚ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 he was definitely a bad idea. So obviously, she texted him. The real problem? He answered.

Hi! Have a crush? Wish ur crush would like u? well now they will with THESE PICK UP LINESS!!

new dose everyday 😀 Note: I don't own any of the content in this book. Credit to : Pinterest(40%), Goggle(30%), My sister's big mouth (30%) (who spits nonsense each time she fights with me..(and i used some of that in this book.)

Hoi CR here, so I was bored and decided to do anime pickup lines. I am going to be using the same animes so don't get mad XD

『Ｔｅｔｓｕｒｏｕ　Ｋｕｒｏｏ　Ｘ　Ｆｅｍａｌｅ！Ｒｅａｄｅｒ』 ᵀᵉᵗˢᵘʳᵒᵘ ᴷᵘʳᵒᵒ ᶦˢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵃ ⁿᵉʳᵈ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʷʳᵒⁿᵍ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ. ᴱᵛᵉⁿ ˢᵒ, ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ⁿᵉʳᵈ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ʰᶦᵐ ˢˡᶦᵍʰᵗˡʸ ˡᵒˢᵉ ʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒⁿᶠᶦᵈᵉⁿᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵗᵒ ʰᶦˢ ᶜʳᵘˢʰ, ⁽ʸ/ᴺ⁾ ⁽ᴸ/ᴺ⁾. ᵂʰᵃᵗ ʰᵉ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ, ʰᵒʷᵉᵛᵉʳ, ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ʰᶦᵐ ᶠᵒʳ ʷʰᵒ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ❤ Cute, Nerdy: Tetsurou Kuroo X Female!Reader [2021]

"Are you tired? You can drop me you know" Jimin said. "Why would I be tired if I'm carrying my strength?" Yoongi replied. 🌷

A bunch of random crap me and my sister came up with. Warning both for cringy-ness and maybe PG-14/15 rated stuff. IMPLIED ONLY! I will put a warning on those though. Also all of these have been made up by us, so I apologize if some of them are the same as ones online. I DO NOT own Ninjago! Or the freaking awesome pictures I've used. Credit to those who did draw/ edit them.

book with full of exo memes, jokes, or whatever something hilarious. I assure you the things will be putted here made me lol on the floor, brought pail of tears in my eyes, go to the hospital due to stomach's pain, and putted aww in ma hart and soul. [I pressume that this book will be made up of 90% pictures and 10% texts] I already want to say that I won't intend any plagiarism. That photos and texts aren't originally mine.

If you need help getting rejected by the most hilarious anime pickup lines here you go.

Kelly Lucker is a depressed teenager with a boring life, like everyone else. She doesn't have any friends and wonders if anyone would notice if she really disappeared... One day she finally gets an answer to that question.

I am honestly so sorry ;-;

Tired of hearing cheesy pick up lines Or even flirted with What about the guys that never give up Well these pick up lines will sure give them the burn of their life

These are some pick up lines made from us or from the Internet...Mostly made from us

Creative, clever insults😉 comment ur insults or sarcastic remarks and they might be added to the book!

===================== ==={{SPOILER ALERT}}=== ===================== Xx_NOTE/WARNING_xX • This book contains a lot of (terrible) puns/jokes/memes about NDRV3. Pun haters aren't allowed to read this book nor go near this. • I don't own any of the pictures/videos/GIF's I use, they belong to their rightful owners. • If you like your pun/joke to be included here, feel free to message me, and I will give you credit within 'that' part. ((But! Take note! I only accept ndrv3 jokes/puns, okay? Cause, as you can see, that's what this book is all about!)) ==================== Hosted by: Ouma Kokichi & Shuichi Saihara Special Guests: Amami Rantaro, Kiibo & Kaede Akamatsu ==================== Highest Rank: #194 in Random Date Published: 20th of August Cover By: Reached 1k+ views: 9-14-17 Reached 2k+ views: 10-12-17 Reached 3k+ views: 10-20-17 Reached 4k+ views: 10-24-17 Reached 5k+ views: 10-30-17

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These are the world's most cheesy pick up lines.