Pickup-lines Stories

my lips are feeling lonely, can yours accompany mine? -- where Felix texts the wrong number and ends up in the right situation... Eventually.

"Benny!!!" "I need your help!!!" "It's operation Meow meow 34569!" "Umm.. what?" "Operation Meow meow?? Steal neighbour's annoying cat? Ring any bells?" "I'm sorry. I think you are texting a wrong number." ♧♧♧ ▪A text message/ dialogue story. Completed. PS. The images I use are obviously not mine but the editing is done by me. Highest rankings. #3 in dialogues

Where Lance uses pick up lines and maybe Keith is a little in love. Maybe. klance; keith x lance boyxboy, don't like don't read

Hi! Non of these ar mine but i foud it really funny

~ "Зургыг чинь авч болох уу? Найзууддаа сахибсан тэнгэрийг харуулах гэсэн юм" -JJK ~ "чи хэн юм бэ?"

Just your average jokes, puns, pick-up lines and more! They're all *terribly* funny!

/vɑːst/ 1.of very great extent or quantity; immense. 2.of very great size or proportions; huge; enormous. ~this book is a vast place filled with jokes, comebacks, rants, pickup lines, story times and many more filled with stupidity~

"I like you more than Ted likes his chicken." (all lines are made by me)

hi guys dito sa story na Ito ay mga hugot lines ng mga heartbroken,mga crush at Kung ano ano pa Sana magustuhan nyo.

Don't have much to tell just read and enjoy

If I was a librarian, I'd make you read this book. (;

If you use these pick-up lines seriously, you deserve a restraining order❤

Are you single?Do you want to be in a relationship?If you said yes to any of these question you need to read this.

This book contains jokes and pick up lines so lame they'll make homework look awesome.

Okay!These Pick Up Lines Are Actually For Broken People Who Suffered From Heartbreak And So On... Some Of the Pick up Lines Are Joker's Quote And I'm Sure You Gonna Love It. First Book I Actually Published On Wattpad. And If You Have Any Pick up Lines, Feel Free To Drop It On The Comment Box And I Promise To Add It. THANKS AND I LOVE YOU 💕💕💕.

An endless supply of pick-up lines, to constantly keep you laughing. Guaranteed to NOT get you a girl! Although, it is guaranteed to get you slapped. So without further ado, please enjoy! :)

❝Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. ❞ 💛 ⟨ COMPLETED ⟩

the unspoken words. #31 4/10/2017

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Pick-up lines but halal Just cuz they're halal doesn't mean u can use them on someone u kutta