Pickupline Stories

my lips are feeling lonely, can yours accompany mine? -- where Felix texts the wrong number and ends up in the right situation... Eventually.

"Who is this?" "Your future husband." Highest Ranking - #251 in Humor (Category has since been changed because wattpad said I wasn't funny)

All types of pick up lines from cringy to cute.

😉😉😉😉😉 Funny and cheesy pick up lines. You know when I told my sister about this she said "You need serious help" WARNING: THEY MAY BE TO CHEESY FOR HUMAN BRAINS Have fun. I DO NOT OWN ALL OF THESE PICK UP LINES.... sooooooooooooooo..........yeh. 😆😆😆😆😆

............. Some cheesy pickupline here~~

❝on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and i'm the one you need❞ [ smooth moves guaranteed to land your crush ] Book III in #ForYouSeries (NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED)

started on : may 24, 2017 @ 1:26pm in ela class :) thank you so much for 2.9k reads! i made this book cause i was bored* completed*

yoyoyoyoyoyoyo wassup my peepz 2am but yOU CaNNt stOp ME mOMM we're all weird here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Feeling sad or bored? KEEP CALM. Read this book and LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Cool jokes, comebacks, pick-up lines and many more. This is the place for you to be entertained and feel refreshed and happy after your tiring and frustrating day. XD

If you use these pick-up lines seriously, you deserve a restraining order❤

Weird and corny, and gaming, and slight sexual and funny pick up lines!

Sassy Pick-Up lines that you can use!! Or just for entertainment... Started: March 7, 2017 Ended: ???

It's just as the title suggests ;)

In which @sproutzzz got so bored she couldn't think of anything else to do. and this is the result.

pick up lines to get you laid, son. @storanproof.

A lot of pickup lines

A heap of cute and rare pickup lines.

Heto po ang new book ko....date po ay Hugot Liness...ngayon ay pick - up lines naman. Oh ha!

Why go to two separate books to look for two similar yet most common topics? You got it alllll here. AND FUESS WHAT WITH EVERY POST THERES A GIF 😏👅 Dirty pick up lines. Cheesy pickup lines. Weird pick up lines. Bad pickup lines. Comebacks that'll make a Asswhole cry. Comebacks that'll cut a bitch in the throat. Shit load of comebacks that'll be stupid af but probably work. Also, other funny shit and relatable life shit in here ☺️ TBH I don't want to put things y'all consistently be seeing so imma try to throw in some not so consistent stuff😉 ~Stay lit b~ #94 IN HUMOR 12/1/16 #156 IN HUMOR 11/30/16 SO I SAW A LOT OF PEOPLE WROTE ABOUT THIS KINDA STUFF AND I THOUGHT HEY WHY NOT LMAOO SO HERE IT IS! Pickup lines and comebacks