Pickupline Stories

NAMJIN FF se0kj1n: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? namu♡: must of for you cause obviously you landed on your face :)

Heto po ang new book ko....date po ay Hugot Liness...ngayon ay pick - up lines naman. Oh ha!

Because a few friends an myself like to have the occasional line battle. Be warned some are extremely cringe worthy.

『Ｔｅｔｓｕｒｏｕ　Ｋｕｒｏｏ　Ｘ　Ｆｅｍａｌｅ！Ｒｅａｄｅｒ』 ᵀᵉᵗˢᵘʳᵒᵘ ᴷᵘʳᵒᵒ ᶦˢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵃ ⁿᵉʳᵈ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʷʳᵒⁿᵍ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ. ᴱᵛᵉⁿ ˢᵒ, ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵃ ⁿᵉʳᵈ ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ʰᶦᵐ ˢˡᶦᵍʰᵗˡʸ ˡᵒˢᵉ ʰᶦˢ ᶜᵒⁿᶠᶦᵈᵉⁿᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵗᵒ ʰᶦˢ ᶜʳᵘˢʰ, ⁽ʸ/ᴺ⁾ ⁽ᴸ/ᴺ⁾. ᵂʰᵃᵗ ʰᵉ ᵈᶦᵈⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ, ʰᵒʷᵉᵛᵉʳ, ᶦˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉˢ ʰᶦᵐ ᶠᵒʳ ʷʰᵒ ʰᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ❤ Cute, Nerdy: Tetsurou Kuroo X Female!Reader [2021]

If you need help getting rejected by the most hilarious anime pickup lines here you go.

People call me anon but you could call me tonight ;) if perfection had another name they would call it anon Hey there! yes you. if youre looking to use clever and witty pick up lines to use for flirting the you've come to the wrong place BUT if you're looking for somethink to laugh and joke about to your friends then you found the right place

Let's hope this gets you somewhere!

Tsuna freezes in place, eye twitching along with his hand, before deadpanning. He stands up, moving to the pile of snow he had created when digging this certain person out. Then he pushes that snow. Back on to that certain person.

"Hey pretty boy have you ever heard of the word sleep, you should try it sometime." I said, yelling at him from my window. "Nice T-shirt, Can I talk you out of it?"He winked at me. What a perv a very cute perv. Okay Alex let's play his little game."Oh you can try, but you'll never win?"I smirked. Take that you cutecumber. "Princess I always win?"He said, a wide grin spreading across his face. Nice one Alex. One boy and one girl! You must be thinking that this is a love story. Wrong! It's the opposite of a love story.

Kelly Lucker is a depressed teenager with a boring life, like everyone else. She doesn't have any friends and wonders if anyone would notice if she really disappeared... One day she finally gets an answer to that question.

Read For FUNNY/CHEESY Banat / Pick-Up / Hugot / Jokes Lines Btw CREDITS to the one who wrote this LINES. :D

So, you've read a pick-up line book or two (or four), and ended up here... well... welcome to the fifth book, and FINALLY another one with 100. Commonly asked questions: Q: How will the book be split (may change with time, so be aware)? A: 201-238 . . . anime/otaku 239-252 . . .Disney 253-283 . . . Harry Potter 284-291 . . . Miscellaneous 291-300 . . . TBD (to be determined) Q: Which anime is included or referenced in the anime section? A: Naruto, No Game No Life, My Hero Academia, Haikyuu, Fairy Tail, Persona 5, Anohana, Dragon Ball, JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, Death Note, Howl's Moving Castle, One-Punch Man, One Piece, Neon Genesis Evangelion, HunterxHunter, Love Is Ware, Quintessential Quintuplets, Tonikawa, Kakegurui, Highschool DxD Q: Why isn't it evenly split? A: Because I am picky with my pick-up lines and not willing to give up good ones/use bad ones just so I can make the categories even. Q: Where do you get all the pick-up lines? Why don't you list links if you find them online? A: My head, my friends, and random people are my favorite sources - and usually what get a list for a new book going. Once I start actually putting it together, I do occasionally use google to fill in gaps. Which is the reason I don't "list" where I got pick lines (because I have no idea where my friends/random people get them). The reason I don't "source" them is that they're all over the place. It doesn't sit right with me to say "oh I got this from xyz website" when it's also on "abc and def and ghi and jkl . . . etc., etc."- which eventually turns into a "who did it first" wild goose chase. BASICALLY, it's complicated.

Some funny jokes to brighten your day! A few riddles to make you think! A lot of comebacks to tell that bully who's thinks they're better than you! And a couple pick up lines, cuz I can.

❝I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?❞ -Namjin Jin just really needs an adventure. That cute customer might just be the solution to his boredom. Of course, Namjoon has his own problems too. Want to guess who's solving them? #COWAwards2018

so i know this isnt original, i found some of these in comments and thought they were funny. some of them, i find from google or make up, ill dedicate the ones i found in comments.

SHINKAMI CRACKFIC LAUGHTER (i tried angst and failed)

The name says it all! Just random pick up lines.

Don't even ask...