Pickupline Stories

Ever wanted to know how to NOT pick someone up? Well then this is the ideal book for you! Sorry if I repeat, I can't remember posts from over 2 years ago lol

10 times Derek tried to show Stiles he was interested with pick up lines and the one time it finally works

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So... basically what the title states.

Want some weird pick up lines that will definetly not get the ladies or gents ? Then your here ?

What can I say? its all in the title :) This book is your #1 guide to comebacks and pick-up lines that are guaranteed to work...most of the time. . . . . ANYWAYS ENJOY! highest rank - #286 humor

these are just cute little things that you should say every once in a while to your partner. and if you don't trust me, you're fucking smart. don't trust me at all dawg. I got most of these off of tik tok btw.

Of course, after you waited for hours for your boyfriend Luka to come back home, you get a call from one of his coworkers saying he is madly drunk and you need to pick him up... Luka x Female Reader

"Amazing" Pickup Lines That Some Friends And I Came Up With! Enjoy It Or Die! Highest Rank - #2 In Humor - #53 In Pickup Lines

I will put random things in here like facts, pick up lines, "hugots", and.. MORE RANDOM STUFFS :D HUZZAH!! WARNING: Some might be in Filipino so... yeah... meh :3

"Are you tired? You can drop me you know" Jimin said. "Why would I be tired if I'm carrying my strength?" Yoongi replied. 🌷

|"I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time I saw you."|Everybody Loves A good pickup line for a laugh or even the poor soul that tries to use one of these!

so i know this isnt original, i found some of these in comments and thought they were funny. some of them, i find from google or make up, ill dedicate the ones i found in comments.

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My first creation! i had no idea for what to create.. i mean, like, i dont wanna waste my time here at Wattpad! I NEED TO CREATE A BOOK! And seriously i cant think of anything but pick up lines. THESE ARE THE NEW PICKUPS BAYBEH!

lame puns. girls dig it. I guess. but ppl will think tht you're hilarious or. just. a. lame. guy. but still you're something than nothing.

This is my story and its all about pick up lines

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