Pickupline Stories

"Debits and credits," Shadow repeated softly, a strange, almost thoughtful expression on his face. "A love story." He actually pondered this for a moment, his brow furrowed in concentration. "In a purely metaphorical, and highly abstract sense, I suppose one could... interpret it that way." Sonic grinned, emboldened by this unexpected breakthrough. "See? Romance! It's everywhere, Shadow, even in accounting!" He leaned closer, lowering his voice conspiratorially. "Speaking of romance..." he began, ready to launch into his most daring move. ❗❗ART IS NOT MINE AND IT GOES TO IT'S RESPECTFUL CREATOR @Lin0949713921 ON TWT❗❗

my lips are feeling lonely, can yours accompany mine? -- where Felix texts the wrong number and ends up in the right situation... Eventually.

"Stop calling me princess!" "i apologise....my queen." --- in which the boy learns different pet names to flirt with a girl.

This a book of jokes both funny and messed up. If you are in any way offended by this book then it's not for you. This book is not made for the faint-hearted. Enter at your own risk. I don't own most of these jokes I just put them in there for a laugh. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!

{ DISCONTINUED WORK } - "Are you a donut, because you are all sugar and curves." "If only you could get some of it. Sadly, today's not your day when trying to seduce people into having sex with you." "What.. What the actual fuck! I didn't mean it like-" "Even if ya didn't, you can't just say that to people, asshat." "I'll be on my way, thank you very much. Also, prepare for a one-star review." - In which a certain heterochromatic male attempts to help an anger-filled ash blonde with pick up lines at a counter in Krispy Kreme. Keyword: attempts • OVER-THE-TOP AMOUNT OF SWEARING , EVERYONE HAS ISSUES & TONS OF CHEESY PICK UP LINES YOU ARE FREE TO USE NO QUIRKS | MODERN AU STARTED: 01.07.20 | ENDED: 00.00.00

[An Epistolary/Novel] She is Czaryna Amiel Sebastian who have a attitude of being grade conscious, educated person and no time for relationship. She believe that love will only destroyed her academics in school, however there's have a one guy who beat her heart, he show to her on what is the meaning of love. He is the only one guy, who make her over the moon. Pero... Ang tanong... Magmamahal kaya si Yna? Matatanggap niya ba ang pag-ibig ni guy o baka naman hindi niya ito... Kayang ipaglaban. "Successful nga raw ako pero kung ang pag-uusapan ay ang 'Over the Moon' nganga, hindi raw ako successful." © All Rights Reserved

The title says it all! There are pickup lines, quotes, romantic scenes, and cute texts. Some of these are the ones I came up with, and most are from movies and books. I hope you enjoy the romantic and cute parts. Love to all of you, who decided to check this book out.❤️ Also, don't forget to vote and comment. Ps: I don't own any of the quotes or anything in this book.

🌷🌷 zuko x reader 🌷🌷 "whats the point of this, y/n?" fluff! beep boop your sadness away "lets put our tulips together!" modern au + magic! "whAT!" "y/n, kaomojis are demons." 🌷🌷 - ˏˋ gasp ˊˎ- "they are noT!" may 30th 2020 🌷🌷

This is just a book of pick up lines my friends and I decided to do, read at your own will. please understand that this is purely as a joke, please use these at your own risk. Warning: this is a piece of shit.

As the title says Literally just a bunch of emo pickup lines

Hi, I'm Adam and these are my thoughts or whatever :)

Here are some pick-up lines and flirty quotes!!! ;) Some of them may work and some may not. Good luck to the people who use them.

The cover is trash to match who I am. Trust me. You're gonna like this. Here is what people have private messaged me (or what I've seen in the comments): One of them got blocked by their crush... Someone got a date with their crush! Someone nearly killed their crush because their crush choked after hearing one of the lines..? Someone got rejected on Valentine's Day... :( The cover was made from a private message @ToriTheRat sent me.

Read For FUNNY/CHEESY Banat / Pick-Up / Hugot / Jokes Lines Btw CREDITS to the one who wrote this LINES. :D

This story contains short stories/random fake scenarios running on the author's mind. It's either yay or nay.

Mostly pickuplines I couldn't use to save my life

𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠. in which corbyn sends daniel pick up lines whilst staying anonymous.

Welcome to Poetic Rizz 💜 This collection features poets from everywhere, because your poetic rizz deserves to be seen. What is poetic rizz? It's when your words flirt. When your lines seduce. When a simple verse can make someone blush, smile, or fall a little in love. Rizz... but make it poetry. If you're a reader looking for smooth pickup lines, dark-seductive verses, or flirty love quotes you're in the right place. Blush, giggle, swoon - and don't forget to vote for the rizz that steals your heart 💕 And if you're a poet... If your words can make a heart skip, a breath stutter, or a pulse quicken then you belong here. 📩 Want to submit your rizz? Email: [raelee017@gmail.com] Include your rizz + your Wattpad username. So I can credit/tag you properly with your poetic rizz. also include a cover picture or YouTube video. You can give your rizz a title. Submit your lines. Spit your rizz. Let your poetry be the reason someone blushes, Somewhere, Today, tomorrow forever.

Read this book when you're feeling down. It helps. ❍ spreading love