Pickupline Stories

❝ Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing. ❞ 𐙚⋆.˚ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 he was definitely a bad idea. So obviously, she texted him. The real problem? He answered.

Maggie Owens has been Ben's manager from the very beginning. He was her first serious client and has remained her only one. Being friends and working partners for nearly six years, Maggie has become his sort of bossy older sister. And when Ben secures the role of Roger Taylor, Maggie must juggle Ben's sudden intense popularity, becoming the 'set mom' and trying to convince herself that Joe's cheesy pick up lines are just jokes.

Random pick up lines and flirty lines . . . . . Maybe other ships will be included . . . . . Most aren't my ideas. I got them online. . . . . . Soo just enjoy♡

where two boys send eachother ridiculous pick up lines. //text format// © all rights reserved 2018 @playboymembersonly

Wanna make someone laugh? Want to fail epicly at picking a girl/guy up? Use these cheesy pickup lines to do the job!

Camila being the fuckboy she is sends Lauren pickup lines. enjoy im very lame.

Idk why

"Stop calling me princess!" "i apologise....my queen." --- in which the boy learns different pet names to flirt with a girl.

This is just a book filled with our favorite demon's cute little flirting advice! His pick up lines, jokes and flirts, and maybe even a quest appearance from his apathetic counterpart. We all know Sock is "the flirting expert" so just sit tight! And take his advice! (THIS IS MY ADVICE, SO TAKE AT OWN RISK! ~Nyx)

hugot....hugot....pa more... and pick up lines

Stupid pickup lines that will make you cringe.

So I went to a party with a bunch of other LGBTQ plus friends and this is what happened during kissing session during truth or dare at like 3 or 4 in the morning

Pick up lines

I got bored and made a HUGE list of my fave pick up lines including fandom themed ones from: Naruto Legend of Zelda Skyrim and others Just to laugh at and what not (some of these might be inappropriate, just a warning)

some quotes that would encourage you i hope [ lowercase intended ] © xdemuredx 2018

It was a hot summer day in the Sawada household. Sawada Tsunayoshi, age 19 was lying down in the living room, enjoying the breeze that's coming through from the front yard. Suddenly, Reborn arrives and asks Tsuna a question... "Tsuna, did it hurt...?" Image credit goes to the artist.

this is the introduction to me

"Can I buy you a drink?" "Actually, I'd rather have the money." - or - In which, he tells her pick up lines 20 times to get her to be his. COMPLETED /20 chapters, epilogue/