Pickuplines Stories

Three boys. Three different faces. Jake - the shameless flirt with a smile that hides too much. Sunoo - the angel everyone believes is pure. Jungwon - the youngest who always seems too innocent for their chaos. But when teasing turns into tension and laughter hides something deeper, the line between playful games and dangerous truths begins to blur. In this story, being shameless might mean more than any of them ever expected. __________________________________ ✨"Innocent? Shameless? The truth is never what it seems."💫

Eighth in Teen Dialogue Series ~ "Hello?" "Do you have a name or can I call you mine?" "Erm, wrong number." ••••••• What happens when you receive an unknown call from an unknown person who talks extra cheesy? Well, one thing is for sure, new emotions will be found and maybe some feelings? Who knows?

ASSALAMUALIKUM This is halal jokes+ Pick-up lines So, enjoy ©All rights reserved

harrystyles tries to conquer zaynmalik's heart by using countless of pick-up lines . MagicalLarry © 2015

Its All About Halal Jokes -SaimaMumtaz 30/08/2016 - #69 in Random

Pretty self-explanatory

BYO rizz ;) look i never said they were good ( i made up some of these myself but a lot i just heard from other sources x)

Guaranteed to make you laugh! Cover by: @So_Happily ^_^

She smiled. “We should probably work on what we came here for.” “Good idea. Whoa, since when do you have good ideas?” I teased. “Chaste, the day you have a good idea will be the day Spongebob gets his license‒never.” ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ Madeline Schultz comes from a dirt-poor family, and has to work hard at SEVERAL jobs. At school she remains somewhat known, but doesn't tell anybody about her situation at home, not wanting to be treated differently. Flynn Chaste is filthy rich. Popular, captain of the quidditch‒okay, soccer‒team. He's the kind of guy who likes to mess around and have fun (and by fun I mean pick up girls). He needs a good, hardworking girl to give him a reality check. A girl who can match his major level of sarcasm. That girl? You've probably already figured out by now. © 2014, Kaylee. All Rights Reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever. [cover by worldgirlalwaysxx] Just going to warn you, that this is an extremely rough draft and something that I am not very proud of. The story line is okay, but there are some plot holes and the writing is just overall 'eh'. So read at your own risk!

*Tenth in Teen Dialogue Series* ~ "Hello, welcome to Pizzeria where we satisfy all your pizza fantasies!" "Even if those fantasies include you?" "Sorry?" "That's not what he said." ••••••• She was a normal teen with a flirtatious nature, he was a normal teen working at a pizza place, but what was about to happen between them was definitely not going to be normal. This is a story of laughs and tears, flirts and comebacks including love and heartbreaks between a flirt and an innocent, just with switched roles. Read inside to find out what happens when Pearl Campbell calls a pizza place and Turner Wilson receives it. ~ Highest ranking: 4th in Short Story

If you want some funny or cheese pick up lines then this is for you!!

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

As raimon team all had go to the canteen, tenma thought of a game of pickup lines and gone to kirino's House to play

bts random pick up lines !!WARNING!! THIS CAUSE ANGER, JEALOUSY AND OBSESSION Me: hey jimin, you must be a jelly, cause jam dont shake like that *shake da booteh* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jimin: awww rapmon: nope rapmon: cause you got no jams, thats why jimin: get the fuck out of here me : guys im just trying out the pick up lines!?

This will be my first book and obviously it will be dirty cause being dirty is fun Some of these I have thought of with my dirty mind and others come from http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/crude.html and also good jokes.com most of them are for. me though now this once again is very dirty only read if u can handle it or just enjoy it Have fun and thanks for reading

A collection of some of the best pickup lines. (okay, the best is an exaggeration)

#310 in Short Story ♡♡♡ So these are some pick up lines created by me for this contest #pickuplinesbyme by @AlhenaAlana. And my tags are in the comments. Please vote! Lovexxx ♡♡♡ And if you want to make one of your own, crawl to her profile and check out her book "Just For Fun".

Hey it's me Cristina *waves frantically* Do you wanna laugh like never before? Have you just had a bad day and need a laugh? Or are you that person that just loves to hear jokes? If you said yes to any of these or even all of these, then keep on reading along! This is a book that will be filled with jokes that will make you laugh, and think hmmm this girl is hilarious! They might not all be jokes I came up with, but hopefully they're jokes you get a laugh out of. Most of these jokes will be very punny, yes punny not funny*of course Tina because your a punny person* This is the first book that I have created, so don't judge and try to get a laugh out of my lame jokes(: I hope you enjoy reading my book, and if you find anything that should or needs to be fixed DM me and let me know please. Don't be scared to Vote, comment, and like! As said this is my first ever book that I am writing, but hopefully you won't be disappointed (: Paige was here! -Tina Crahella*Nicknames*

If you don't understand what this is from the title, I have lost all hope in you #682 HUMOR 6/10/18 Started: 11/28/2017