Pickuplines Stories

❝ Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing. ❞ 𐙚⋆.˚ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 he was definitely a bad idea. So obviously, she texted him. The real problem? He answered.

❝ are you from australia? because you meet all my KOALAfictaions ❞ in which he texts a random number a pickup line not expecting an answer book 1

Ever wanted to insult mundanes in a "language" they won't understand? Ever wanted to charm the wits off a Mortal Instruments fangirl? Viola! You've come to the right place! Learn to flirt and insult like a Shadowhunter, with your ultimate guide to Shadowhunter-inspired comebacks and pickup lines.

A fanfiction about Hoseok, who tries to attract the attention of his classmate, Taehyung, with pick-up lines. The english ver. of my German book :) - Hoseok is a Junior in highschool and has no friends (social distancing?). He dresses rather flamboyantly, which may turn others off, including his crush Taehyung (does it??). Knowing today's fashion trends, many would say Hobi doesn't fit in (diversity much 😍). But let's be honest, everyone is only wearing black, white and gray 💀. Because Hoseok doesn't know how to confess his love to Taehyung, he texts him on Instagram to send him daily pick-up lines. How will this end for both of them? :) (Tae of course doesn't know it's Hobi 🏃). Tae's group of friends consists of all the other BTS members :) #1 hopetae #1 hopev #2 taeseok #4 vope ONGOING

Book one in The Dealer's Series. 'Cause this is the best deal that I have ever made.' ♤♤♤♤ Her- "I do what I do for the people I love." Blonde hair, blue eyes, an affinity to make Deals. That's one way to describe a Griffin spawn but when it comes down to Peyton Griffin, she breaks the chain. Known for always putting others before herself and carrying around baggage, Peyton must face her demons. Not only the ones that are out to get her but also the ones that are out for her friends. What happens when everything she has worked for becomes compromised? Him- "Family means everything to me." A baby in a basket, abandoned all his life. It takes sticks to break people but for someone like Caleb Parks, it takes one day to do just that. He's the definition of from rags to riches, but he's still fighting and trying to live for the people who look up to him and not himself. Reality will knock him off the fantasy he has built, but can he face it? Now I can promise you that these two people have nothing in common. Or do they? In a world where Deals rule lives, family will have to come first and sacrifices will have to be made, when one word can change everything. It's a world where all deals matter and one wrong move could either make or break us. What happens when these two polar opposites find out that everything they once knew turned out to be a lie. ♤♤♤♤ We shared a knowing look because we both knew that we would both go down either way. 'Deal' Cover credits go to @bibliophile_panda25 Awards 🥉Winner in Chicklit in The Carnival Awards #tsc22

You the reader, have a normal life, well sorta normal. As normal as you and your lunatic group of friends can get at least. While walking home, you end up FALLING INTO A FREAKING BOOK?!?! And also meeting your favorite book characters.

ENJOY :) xx

Pickup lines these are not mine I find them for you guys to use

𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕟𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕕! 😜 This collection is a chaotic blend of pick-up lines, motivational quotes, and all the random thoughts that keep me up at night (𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘵 2 𝘈𝘔 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯). If you're looking for some quick laughs, a bit of love, and just the right amount of randomness to make you smile, then you're in the right spot. You'll find everything from cringy pick-up lines that make you roll your eyes to words of wisdom that might just change your day. Whether you're here for a little flirtation, some deep thoughts, or just need a good laugh to get through the day-this collection's got you covered. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕕𝕣𝕠𝕡 𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕧𝕠𝕥𝕖 𝕚𝕗 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕞𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕚𝕘𝕘𝕝𝕖 𝕠𝕣 𝕚𝕗 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕡𝕚𝕣𝕖𝕕! 💫💭

This book is gonna be full with funny, cringey and dirty memes and also funny, cringey and dirty pickup lines. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The most random pick-up lines you could think of I'll test these on Shah Rukh Khan to see if they work XD

"You're the Treacle to my Tart," Draco said. In which Draco has lost a bet and is forced to ask out his long time crush, Harry Potter, using such a cheesy pick up line. Draco/ Harry fan fiction. Fluff. No smut. Oneshot sort of. 1766 words. The characters belong to Jk Rowling. No copyright infringement intended.

"You don't need a key to drive me crazy " "Well..." Jungkook smiled awkwardly completely lost for words as never did he ever expect to hear that from someone just after asking for a mere pencil and that also on the first day of university. ****************** Pick up lines (VKOOK FF) In which Taehyung is too shy to strike up a normal conversation with his crush and always ends up blurting stupid copied pick up lines from internet. ******** " He will never fall for you if you continue like this " " I don't expect him to either" Without expectation there is no pain right? A story by parkmymochi95.

This book really gives a variety of pickup lines to use on that special some. Some of them are really sweet and some are hella steamy. keep reading to get that hot crush of yours.

An Indian story of an soon to be King who have fallen for the girl who is famous for her sword fighting and rebelliousness.

In Junior year of Highschool Calum Hood became known as the awkward, lanky, soccer player that chased around the punk bad boy Ashton Irwin who most thought was very scary partially because of how buff he was. That didn't stop Calum though, no matter how many warnings he got.

i'd say "god bless you", but it looks like he already did.

Share with me your favourite love quotes and pickup lines...It's just for fun and maybe useful for those who were single😁

Rare, funny, cheesy, dirty and cute pick up lines. Highest ranks: #punny - 1st 01.03.18

Really....... It's really happening