Pickuplines Stories

my lips are feeling lonely, can yours accompany mine? -- where Felix texts the wrong number and ends up in the right situation... Eventually.

~ "Зургыг чинь авч болох уу? Найзууддаа сахибсан тэнгэрийг харуулах гэсэн юм" -JJK ~ "чи хэн юм бэ?"

Where Lance uses pick up lines and maybe Keith is a little in love. Maybe. klance; keith x lance boyxboy, don't like don't read

Hi! Non of these ar mine but i foud it really funny

Just your average jokes, puns, pick-up lines and more! They're all *terribly* funny!

/vɑːst/ 1.of very great extent or quantity; immense. 2.of very great size or proportions; huge; enormous. ~this book is a vast place filled with jokes, comebacks, rants, pickup lines, story times and many more filled with stupidity~

"I like you more than Ted likes his chicken." (all lines are made by me)

hi guys dito sa story na Ito ay mga hugot lines ng mga heartbroken,mga crush at Kung ano ano pa Sana magustuhan nyo.

Don't have much to tell just read and enjoy

If I was a librarian, I'd make you read this book. (;

the unspoken words. #31 4/10/2017

This book contains jokes and pick up lines so lame they'll make homework look awesome.

An endless supply of pick-up lines, to constantly keep you laughing. Guaranteed to NOT get you a girl! Although, it is guaranteed to get you slapped. So without further ado, please enjoy! :)

Okay!These Pick Up Lines Are Actually For Broken People Who Suffered From Heartbreak And So On... Some Of the Pick up Lines Are Joker's Quote And I'm Sure You Gonna Love It. First Book I Actually Published On Wattpad. And If You Have Any Pick up Lines, Feel Free To Drop It On The Comment Box And I Promise To Add It. THANKS AND I LOVE YOU 💕💕💕.

❝Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. ❞ 💛 ⟨ COMPLETED ⟩

Pick-up lines but halal Just cuz they're halal doesn't mean u can use them on someone u kutta

[DIRTY - CHEESY - FUNNY] You know what'd look good on you? » me. • #419 Humor - 16.03.2017 • Pick up lines for girls to get some fellas ;)

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the title says it all

I'm pretty sure the title is self-explanitory.