Pickups Stories

❝ Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your ass is refreshing. ❞ 𐙚⋆.˚ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 he was definitely a bad idea. So obviously, she texted him. The real problem? He answered.

❝ are you from australia? because you meet all my KOALAfictaions ❞ in which he texts a random number a pickup line not expecting an answer book 1

A fanfiction about Hoseok, who tries to attract the attention of his classmate, Taehyung, with pick-up lines. The english ver. of my German book :) - Hoseok is a Junior in highschool and has no friends (social distancing?). He dresses rather flamboyantly, which may turn others off, including his crush Taehyung (does it??). Knowing today's fashion trends, many would say Hobi doesn't fit in (diversity much 😍). But let's be honest, everyone is only wearing black, white and gray 💀. Because Hoseok doesn't know how to confess his love to Taehyung, he texts him on Instagram to send him daily pick-up lines. How will this end for both of them? :) (Tae of course doesn't know it's Hobi 🏃). Tae's group of friends consists of all the other BTS members :) #1 hopetae #1 hopev #2 taeseok #4 vope ONGOING

Pickup lines these are not mine I find them for you guys to use

Book one in The Dealer's Series. 'Cause this is the best deal that I have ever made.' ♤♤♤♤ Her- "I do what I do for the people I love." Blonde hair, blue eyes, an affinity to make Deals. That's one way to describe a Griffin spawn but when it comes down to Peyton Griffin, she breaks the chain. Known for always putting others before herself and carrying around baggage, Peyton must face her demons. Not only the ones that are out to get her but also the ones that are out for her friends. What happens when everything she has worked for becomes compromised? Him- "Family means everything to me." A baby in a basket, abandoned all his life. It takes sticks to break people but for someone like Caleb Parks, it takes one day to do just that. He's the definition of from rags to riches, but he's still fighting and trying to live for the people who look up to him and not himself. Reality will knock him off the fantasy he has built, but can he face it? Now I can promise you that these two people have nothing in common. Or do they? In a world where Deals rule lives, family will have to come first and sacrifices will have to be made, when one word can change everything. It's a world where all deals matter and one wrong move could either make or break us. What happens when these two polar opposites find out that everything they once knew turned out to be a lie. ♤♤♤♤ We shared a knowing look because we both knew that we would both go down either way. 'Deal' Cover credits go to @bibliophile_panda25 Awards 🥉Winner in Chicklit in The Carnival Awards #tsc22

ENJOY :) xx

You the reader, have a normal life, well sorta normal. As normal as you and your lunatic group of friends can get at least. While walking home, you end up FALLING INTO A FREAKING BOOK?!?! And also meeting your favorite book characters.

The title is pretty self-explanatory.

This book really gives a variety of pickup lines to use on that special some. Some of them are really sweet and some are hella steamy. keep reading to get that hot crush of yours.

"You're the Treacle to my Tart," Draco said. In which Draco has lost a bet and is forced to ask out his long time crush, Harry Potter, using such a cheesy pick up line. Draco/ Harry fan fiction. Fluff. No smut. Oneshot sort of. 1766 words. The characters belong to Jk Rowling. No copyright infringement intended.

An Indian story of an soon to be King who have fallen for the girl who is famous for her sword fighting and rebelliousness.

Rare, funny, cheesy, dirty and cute pick up lines. Highest ranks: #punny - 1st 01.03.18

i'd say "god bless you", but it looks like he already did.

In Junior year of Highschool Calum Hood became known as the awkward, lanky, soccer player that chased around the punk bad boy Ashton Irwin who most thought was very scary partially because of how buff he was. That didn't stop Calum though, no matter how many warnings he got.

Really....... It's really happening

"Are you a camera?" "N-" "Because every time i see you i smile." "That's so cheesy." "If you like it then i'll be mozzarella." --- So yes you -an average , normal high school student- had a crush on Min Yoongi , the schools pretty boy, he was popular , both hot and cute , his grades were....okay but the thing is you were shy , too shy to even go talk to him oh ,and confessing? That? You wouldn't dare . He rejects both girls and boys everyday and you didn't want that to happen to you so instead what do you do? Indirectly talk to him which was through texting amd notes , so pretty much you were his secret admirer. Updates every Wednesday and Sunday Started: idek know anymore Ended: -

Share with me your favourite love quotes and pickup lines...It's just for fun and maybe useful for those who were single😁

Arthur was a die hard fan of Percy Jackson and everything related to it. When he meets a girl named Aurelia, he knew that he was attracted to her. But the only thing that he was unhappy with was that Aurelia knew nothing about the Greek mythology. With a few puns and pickup lines will Arthur be able to charm Aurelia? Or not?

The most random pick-up lines you could think of I'll test these on Shah Rukh Khan to see if they work XD

#LoveIsLove Cut the ending. Revise the script. The man of her dreams is a girl. - Julie Anne Peters The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you've just told them. - Rachel Maddow I am always looking for new cheesy lines. So if you know something different then let me know via comment. I will add that to a new chapter. And it will be dedicated to you (peace out)