Pickups storie

Libro na naglalaman ng kalokohan, kastupidohan, katangahan, at kagwapuhan???...ng BANGTAN BOYS. Basta yun. Ang iba siguro ay kikiligin? O magcringe? Dont know. Just read at your own risk. Arraseo??? *** BTS FANFIC Started: June 3, 2017 Ended: ~~~

Some of them are mine and some of them are from the internet. Credits to the owners.

QUOTES AND PICK UP LINES

Just quotes that suddenly pop inside my head. A 'Freedom Book' you don't have to give a damn about.

Just a random list of cheesy and stupid pick up lines! Okay not really a list, because it's page by page..but that's if you wanna get technical! Are you having trouble with your love life? And do you wanna spice it up a bit?! Well you've came to the wrong place my friend. These pick up lines are pretty much guaranteed not to work, but there is such a thing called hope! They may get you the girl/guy you have had your eye on for a while, or they can run off...good luck! Sneak peek: Mario is red, sonic is blue, press start to join and be my player 2. Trust me there are better ones. You just have to read and find out for yourself. I will post as much as I can and sometimes multiple within a few minutes just because im bored. Please remember to vote and comment and if you have a pick up line you think i should put in it, go ahead and message me and I will try to add it. Just an FYI I do not own any of these. If I do make one up by myself (most likely not gonna happen) I will make sure to mention that.

The love of a soccer ball fit her head. Audrey thought she was in heaven when she saw a handsome angel. But it was Mason, one of the most athletic guys in the school. Girls would be drooling for him in seconds. But not Audrey, but that day... everything became so weird to her.

As it say, it's not a story but can be say few lines, and it is 18+ please under 18 don't see this book warning (but I know u will see this) . please don't steal my work as it's done before to. PICTURES is not mine, I have taken from google and Pinterest.

Yow what's up guys so this is my second book my first book is Heroes a 1D fanfic just go check it out and i hope you guys like it luv ya -Cass

WARNING: 99.999999999(its a repeating decimal)% of innocent children will lose their holy orange juice by the end of this book you have been warned >:) I already know some people who might kill me for this im crawling in a corner and dissapearing myself :") -created by a proud a.r.m.y and rainbow taester

"You don't need a key to drive me crazy " "Well..." Jungkook smiled awkwardly completely lost for words as never did he ever expect to hear that from someone just after asking for a mere pencil and that also on the first day of university. ****************** Pick up lines (VKOOK FF) In which Taehyung is too shy to strike up a normal conversation with his crush and always ends up blurting stupid copied pick up lines from internet. ******** " He will never fall for you if you continue like this " " I don't expect him to either" Without expectation there is no pain right? A story by parkmymochi95.

Life can be stressful, unpredictable, and sometimes completely unfair. So instead of crying over every little problem, why not laugh at it? This collection by Tsang Jhaye brings together original Taglish dark humor that finds comedy in everyday struggles, awkward situations, and the beautiful chaos of life-because sometimes, laughter is the best coping mechanism.

A book of funny and beautiful pick up lines that references anime characters... And others...... ENJOY!!

these are just cute little things that you should say every once in a while to your partner. and if you don't trust me, you're fucking smart. don't trust me at all dawg. I got most of these off of tik tok btw.

"I am a very petty human being." "You are a very pretty human being." "I said petty." "And I said pretty." -- In which a wife perfects the art of nonchalance while her husband perfects the art of simping. -- (Extended Description Inside) - (Updates on Tuesdays and Saturdays)

If you a humorous person but can't think of any jokes, this book is for you!

The title explains it all.

Sometimes you just have to get your fucking halo dirty.

Himpunan cerita cerita lawak bangang dan pickupline voted!!and followme!!

A short CDC/Florida ship one-shot. The idea came from a TikTok by lukastarnold, who had a set of vaccine related pick-up lines for your vaccinated cutie. It gave me strong "Florida hitting on CDC vibes" and I decided to role with it. Featuring Nonbinary CDC.

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