Pickups Stories

In this book we just have a bunch of different kinds of lines Hope you enjoy it as much as I do Make sure you comment your thoughts and follow me;) It's also nice to know if people actually respond to my author notes You can also give me some pick up lines and I'll put them in the book and dedicate them to you I'm done with this book for now so it is complete unless people have requests....

A book filled with the cheesiest, funniest, weirdest pick up lines.

"Debits and credits," Shadow repeated softly, a strange, almost thoughtful expression on his face. "A love story." He actually pondered this for a moment, his brow furrowed in concentration. "In a purely metaphorical, and highly abstract sense, I suppose one could... interpret it that way." Sonic grinned, emboldened by this unexpected breakthrough. "See? Romance! It's everywhere, Shadow, even in accounting!" He leaned closer, lowering his voice conspiratorially. "Speaking of romance..." he began, ready to launch into his most daring move. ❗❗ART IS NOT MINE AND IT GOES TO IT'S RESPECTFUL CREATOR @Lin0949713921 ON TWT❗❗

I'm going to pick you up with some of the best pickup lines! Yeah no I'm not... I'm going to give you the best comeback ever! Actually yeah I'm still not going to cause I suck. DISCLAIMER: most of these aren't my own but I hope you enjoy it either way!

this book is about pick up lines,burns & jokes etc.

laughter is the best medicine. So be ready for pick up lines, jokes comebacks and may more things that will surely make you laugh. Okay maybe I'm bragging. But they will at least make you smile..... Highest position: #10 in random # 7 in humor

in which a silly boy named Niall attempts to ask a girl he adores on a date through cheesy pickup lines.

Read the title!! These are really lame so I hope no one EVER uses them lmao Send in ur lines if you think they are funny enough. Enjoy. Example: - Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Katelyn and Travis had met when they were 5 years old. After years of being separated they finally unite but Katelyn doesn't quite remember Travis. They soon realize they love each other. What will happen in the future?

Hey it's me Cristina *waves frantically* Do you wanna laugh like never before? Have you just had a bad day and need a laugh? Or are you that person that just loves to hear jokes? If you said yes to any of these or even all of these, then keep on reading along! This is a book that will be filled with jokes that will make you laugh, and think hmmm this girl is hilarious! They might not all be jokes I came up with, but hopefully they're jokes you get a laugh out of. Most of these jokes will be very punny, yes punny not funny*of course Tina because your a punny person* This is the first book that I have created, so don't judge and try to get a laugh out of my lame jokes(: I hope you enjoy reading my book, and if you find anything that should or needs to be fixed DM me and let me know please. Don't be scared to Vote, comment, and like! As said this is my first ever book that I am writing, but hopefully you won't be disappointed (: Paige was here! -Tina Crahella*Nicknames*

Just random pick up lines from anime, artists and any other. Adleenamy >_<

❝talks between two individuals over piquant drinks. a cheesy romance; it's honestly banality.❞ - - cover by the king @moonrei.

Tamamlandı ➸ "üzgünüm, luke, ben seni o şekilde sevmedim. biz sadece tavlama arkadaşlarıyız." [ written by @peterpanluke ]

"we got this, we really do" ~ what happens when willow send her favourite actor and celebrity crush a pick up line everyday in the hope he'll notice her one day?

"Why's he so quiet?" "Bella...." "What?" "I think he's mute."

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"I'm not gay." "Oh sweetheart..." /or/ In which Karlie loves cheesy pick up lines and Taylor god. Completed: 13.12.2016

Elizabeth moves from England back to America. She arrives at a new school for her senior year, only she didn't expect her childhood best friend, that she used to have a thing for, to be there. "Hey Riles?" she looks my way. "Yeah?" I turn my head in the guys direction. "Who's that? The guy sitting in the windowsill." she looks in the same direction as me, and as soon as she sees him she squeals. "HOLY SHIT, you think he's hot!!!!! OHMYGOD OHMYGOD finally!!!! I thought you'd eventually turn into some lonely old woman with twenty cats as pets!!! You'd be one of tho-" "Oh just give me the name!! and DON'T. BE. SO. LOUD!!" I whisper-yell at her. Jesus, did she want the whole school to hear? The one I'm new at to be specific. She looks at me apologetically. "Right sorry, just got a bit excited over here. Well his name is Ace Ake-something... Crap this is like the billionth time I forgot someones last name! ake- ake-" "Akers" I Finnish for her my eyes becoming wide. "Ace Akers"

Why not do a pick up lines book? Man this is something that's esay for me. Get ready to cringe people!

What and if are two words as non-threatening as words can be. But put them together, side-by-side they have the power to haunt you for the rest of your life. Avery isn't like most fourteen year old teenagers. She has her own world, not based on hotties and unicorns but on books and her imagination. Born and raised by a lovely surrounding, everything was fine until something happened and changed her whole point of view about life.