Pigfarts Stories

listen to your least favorite sofa with stuffing made of hate scream and rant and talk about founding fathers, cats, and wizards. oh and see how long the couch can last without throwing someone out the window

During his sixth year at Hogwarts, Draco begins to have feelings for Harry he never thought possible. Could it be the Ferret is at last falling for Scarface?

Percy Jackson is a very powerful demigod. Having gone through two wars he has seen things no one could even imagine. Because of the mist no on can actually see it, but he can, and he's actually lived through it. With his friends luckily alive he must now take the lead of a man that looks like Gandalf. With him is a mini Percy, with a red head and a girl with brown fuzzy hair. Not knowing for sure, or not yet, he may have to go through his third war, but this one will be different. ~o~o~o~ Harry Potter is worried for his last remaining family, Sirius black, accused a murderer he is on the run. They have made a group called the order of the Phoenix and they must defeat the dark lord. They have no help however, Dumbledore has been ignoring harry since his hearing. With no help they are loosing hope that things will turn out well.

Hannah and Brosenthal are in for adventure as they travel to Mars seeking Rumbleroar who is apparently Brosenthal's friend.

The story takes place when a lonely farmer that has little money (which is you the reader) has always wanted a friend. Until you win a prize to some sort contest that you have never been invented to. So you go get your prize but the prize isn't money... its a special kind of pig that has human features and somehow wants to be your friend and later in the story wants to be your boyfriend.

this is the beautiful story of the love between you and the pig at your front door

my first ever poem

Oh no! Voldemort is broke. What is he going to do? ??? I dont know either.

The diary of the rich mean annoying blonde kid that everyone loves and hates at the same time from the Harry Potter series!

Cover art by upthehillart and froekenpest on deviantart. Editing done on Pixlr by me. The title is very describing of the content in this story. You'll find all types of genres in here, and suggestions are always welcome. I take pride in my writing, so please give me feedback, even if it's just a spelling/grammar correction.

The sequel to Awesomness, Pirate Style. Made with a bunch of different people. Pretty freaking awesome any way you slice it. Just read it.

Texts between Hoppy and Talon about Pigfarts

I once had a pig. This pig liked to jig. this pig that liked to jig once wore a wig. This pig that liked to jig whom once wore a wig liked to rigy rig rig along the stream and liked to pee with little red creeps. This pig that liked to jig whom once wore a wig liked to rigy rig rig along the stream and liked to pee with little red creeps liked to peek through the bathroom stalls cracks to see men peeing.

Faith is different. Not a bad different, but still different. After all, it's not her fault she's 10% veela. Or the fact that she moved from Durmstrang. Or that she was sorted into Slytherin, after almost an hour of sitting with the sorting hat. Only one person at Hogwarts can see she's different, and he's the infamous Malfoy's only son . Anna trembled when the sorting hat was placed on her head and after about 10 minutes later when it screamed " GRYFFINDOR " She shook even more. Anna is a muggleborn and had no idea what Hogwarts was until she opened the thick letter addressed to her in emerald green writing. Since then Anna has made many friends, but one of them is unlike the others, and he's James Potter. The two girls meet and their two opposite worlds collide. Not like they wanted them too or anything.

Join Larry Snotter and his besties as they have lots of silly goofy quirky adventures !!😻🕳️🤖💛🤖🌛😹💫💫🌛🔥🤖🌝👽🤒🌟🤓🌝😘🤢🥶🌛🤮🌝🤓🤠🤮👽🤒🤒🤒🤒😸