Historias de Piglintechnoblade

(sapnoblade) ". . . "Techno, how did the recording go for you?" Dream asks through a disrespectful mouthful of whatever he ordered. "Your apparent lack of manners is the most shameful thing I've seen." He grunts instead, spoken in Piglin so nobody would understand. At least that's what he thinks until Sapnap snorts, covers his mouth as he turns away to salvage any respect he has left for the conversation. "Sapnap why are you laughing, what did he say?" Techno turns to Sapnap who still has not quite yet recovered from his spontaneous fit of laughter. Techno still isn't fully convinced he knows, he thinks Sapnap might be laughing because Piglin speech sounds funny to the common ear. "He called you disgusting and lacking manners! That's hilarious, I've been insulting you for years like this, too!" It shocks him to silence, he can't find words in that moment - hearing his first language spoken back to him clear as day is about the most confusing thing Techno has had to deal with in a conversation with someone. And apparently he's been doing it for years and Techno just never knew?. . ." Title inspired from Goodbye, My Danish Sweetheart by Mitski cross-posted on AO3 under same name.

Techno-centric(POV?) with voices, Niki and Ranboo added for funsies, EarthSMP, absolutely no planning Cover art from: https://x.com/Amoaxi_/status/1524263073950937090

Tommy dies. He meets Kristin in the inbetween. She expresses her somber and love for him. She promises him that he'll get another chance, another life. Tommy sees Wilbur and Schlatt once more before he leaves. Tommy meets Technoblade in the past, and shields him from hybrid hunters. Tommy wakes up. But something is off. ((cover art by Chiyahowo on devianart.))

A baby piglin Technoblade and dad Philza fic. Just a v short angst one-shot, but I do have a prequel planned with some nice wholesome family bonding and fun antics between the two to make up for the angst :)