Pillsburydoughboy Stories

When Sky goes to class, she never would've suspected something like this but it's happened. Maybe she's insane, maybe she's tripping balls, or maybe she's.... in love?

I've come to make an announcement; The Pillsbury Dough boy is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his marshmellow puffy dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Pillsbury Dough boy, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO PUFF, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

A giraffe and the Pillsbury doughboy fuck

A story of love both frightening and magical.