Pinata Stories

I looked, and none of these exist (that I know of), so I did it myself. I'm always welcome for requests so feel free to comment your ideas! These two piñatas are my OTP atm and I have like, 10+ stories planned out to keep an eye out for this book.

This is the story of a Piñata. It's a hard life being one like it.

Sequel to 'Stuck in the Divide'. Dastardos and MoonLily are finally on good terms with each other and with the excitement of MoonLily receiving a letter from her parents, whom she hasn't seen in 18 years, leads to an adventure to the city but the Professor seems to be suspiciously keeping a low profile...

It is a short story. BOOK. Partially in Frenché! Please do not take seriously. THIS IS NOT TO MAKE FUN OF FRENCH.

The aftermath of SDR2

'I knew I was doomed the moment the little brat pointed at me and squealed, "That one, daddy! I want that one!"' You've all been to a party. You've all seen the inside of a piñata. But what if the piñata was sentient? What is it had a very strong opinion about being bashed open by snotty brats lusting for candy? What if 'it', was a he? A nameless piñata watches for hours while small sugar-addicted, plague carrying little beasties party as he awaits his doom. But amidst all his silent pondering and creative name-calling, he begins concocting a daring plan of escape . . .

Within Dastardos' home, Luka gets bored and asks about Stardos and MoonLily which ends in Dastardos talking about his past. This is a backstory for my headcannon so you really don't have to agree with me. Very little swearing in this one.

Just a human Piñata

Most people, I've noticed, have at least one book, usually having 'random' somewhere in the name. They often fill that book with contest entries, tags, quotes and other things that don't quite fit into any other category. I will do the same here to avoid clutter in my works.

All the piñata creatures from the Viva Piñata games

This three-part trilogy is about the average struggle in which llama pinatas sorrowfully face. Part one is about a pinata by the name of Pat and he is in for a real treat once he is informed about a local toddler's upcoming birthday party.

Arthur Hastings - a newspaper clerk, tasked with re-editing unhappy articles from old newspapers by censoring them. During his work on the latest batch of articles on 9 October, Arthur comes across a story from the war, concerning both himself and his younger brother Percival (percy), that brings back painful memories. Rather than take his Joy pill, Arthur throws it in the bin, and soon begins to recognise that things at his work are not right. From a co-worker having been gone too long on "summer vacation", to the brutality of Joy doctors, culminating with the discovery that a piñata he hits, which is being used for a colleague's birthday party, is in reality a rat whose insides covers the table upon being hit and is eaten by his colleagues thinken of as "candy". Upon his nauseous reaction being seen by his boss, his boss realizes he didnt take his joy, Arthur promptly runs for it as Bobbies arrive to stop him, and escapes to the wastes.

The sad origin story of yatta who is added on the march 14th update of dandy's world.

Authors note: I created this story a long while ago so I'm sorry for the childish type of wording because this was very rushed and at the time I was making things up on the spot as I typed which means that characters tend to slip out of character quite a bit... I don't mean to sound discouraging or anything since the story that I am currently writing is MUCH better than this, though it is a sequel, meaning that this story needs to be read first. I also apologize for the random song at the beginning but if you are a fan of the band Disturbed then you will know what song it is. [WARNING] There is shipping and theories within this fanfiction! If you disagree feel free to tell me what you don't like about my ships and my theories! There is a lot of swearing and sexual innuendos! This Story has been designed for a mature audience! Continue at own risk! [WARNING] Without further a due, I introduce to you; Stuck in the Divide. A Viva Pinata fanfiction staring Dastardos and my fan character MoonLily.