Pissenlit Stories

Being a Grammar Nazi, I constantly find little things in the world to aggravate me, whether it's as big as a billboard or as small as the Nutrition Facts label. I've decided to share a collection of these remarks and opinions to see if I'm the only one who feels this way. WARNING: If you know you are bad at spelling and are easily offended by this fact, I suggest you leave now.

Up until a couple of months ago, Noelle was a normal teenage girl. She wore makeup, had crushes and talked on the phone with her best friend Eleanor. That was until she started seeing further. It started with a couple of flashes, an apple switching to a core and back, the hair on someone's head becoming shorter, then back to its original length. She never thought much of it until it was big things changing, leaving the future of the world up to her. If she didn't make the change now, who would? Further- All Rights Reserved (IT'S MINE!!!!)

Just a quick note, this isn't made to offend anyone in the least. It is solely for my own pleasure, and hopefully your's, but is in no way intended for harm. There. It's been said. You're hereby not allowed to hate on me for making your favorite groups, books, or shipped couples seem absolutely ridiculous. I am telling you now and now only that I have no idea what I'm talking about in regards to these fandoms. I don't belong to a 'fandom' of sorts, and am relying completely on the strung together plotless bits of fanfiction I've read. If, however, you've come out of hatred of fanfiction, or any of these fandoms for that matter, I hope you enjoy this book to it's full potential. Copyright- All Rights Reserved

Before you go any further, this is purely for my own fun, and is not intended to offend anyone. I would not advise you read this unless you are against the topic of social media, but am happy for someone to spark debate topic. Otherwise, I hope you enjoy my compilation of rants, as this is what my life has become.

Ever wondered what it's like to be a vaca? That's too bad. But this book is the closest thing that you're going to get. The book you've been waiting for, the book you've needed your whole life. The book that is the necessity to the safety and well-being of your sanity. However, be prepared. You will see and read things in this book that you will never find anywhere else. This book may or may not scar you mentally and/or physically. Get ready for the vacas. And, for you derps, it's not pronounced vay-cays, it's va-cas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When the Soviet Famine hits Anya Vynnychenko's countryside home, her family has no choice but to flee the hunger-stricken country. Landing in a foreign country across the pond, Canada, Anya has to face the challenges of language, culture, and lifestyle while enrolled in an all English boarding school.

Anastasia Aragorn never knew much about her past, her parents had abandoned her before she could think. It never really bothered her until recently. But when Ana digs deeper, she finds secrets that will change her life drastically, for better or for worse. This book is written in a combination of French and English, but it's mainly in English. I will not be writing translations, so that's up to you to figure out amongst yourselves. (Just a heads up, don't use Google Translate, use WordReference if you are doing the translations yourself) Message me if you would like to be the official translator for this book and put the translations in the comments. Completed- A sequel will be up soon Pieces of the Past© Copyright- All Rights Reserved

For those of you that know @vacaverde or her story, Running From Everything, she was imbecilic and foolish enough to leave me with editing privileges. She wrote it on Google Drive and would frequently leave me with cliffhangers, stopping mid-paragraph. I had no choice but to keep writing, so this is a composition of endings I wrote, in no relation whatsoever to the original plot, as I solely kept the character's names. SPOILER ALERT: In the original book, Ava was created in my image, Kat and Lynn as @vacaverde's personality split in half, and a few of the adults which I won't name representing some of our despised teachers.

WARNING: If you enjoy reading or writing fan fiction, this is not the place for you. This book is a rant for my own personal intent, and is not to be taken offensively or seriously, as I just really dislike fan fiction. If you are like me, and prefer other styles or genres of writing, I hope you enjoy and can relate to my ranting. -Kat

As a reader and a writer, I've noticed so many different types of people in the comments section. I've decided to make this compilation of Wattpad users, purely out of boredom. Please don't take any of this as offensive, or use it offensively, as this is solely for my own fun. NOTE: This will not be in alphabetical order, and plagiarism will not be tolerated

Lynn's world turns upside down when her mom Elizabeth goes missing. She runs away from home to find herself in orphanage after orphanage, until one day, a man shows up, soon after Lynn arrives at the Charlottetown orphanage, looking to adopt her. But the man that adopted her might not be who he seems...

Chelsery Rhymes is an inside joke between _Pissenlit_, a special person, and I. All poems in this book are parodies using my name and nicknames. Please no hate, I just decided to publish this for fun. I put the titles of the original rhymes beside my made-up ones so you know the tune. I apologize, some of the words might be hard to put with the tune. We're trying to fix that. BTW Samir the Kitten, Thea Hess and Victim Fish are inside jokes too. Go check out _Pissenlit_ 's account.