Pissmeoff Stories

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We all have that one Friend ghat always gets you in trouble but they never get in trouble at all

Just random silliness that the demigods do on Facebook! With 100 parts finished with 112 chapters. Some of the conversations are ones I have had with my own friends, family, or people of the interwebs. I hope you take a minute to check it out and please review, and tell me what you think. WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also, my strangeness/weirdness/kookiness has been pored into this story so it is EXTREMELY strange. Also I wrote most of this before House of Hades was released, also the first 75 chapters were written before I even read Mark of Athena, so any mistakes with those characters is because of that. You have been warned. WARNING PT 2: yes Nico is gay. I'm aware. I wrote this before that was reviled and yeah, that's why Thalia and Nico aren't near each other near the end there. I do not speak Spanish, my Dad does and that's who was giving me my spanish translations, but it is not a Latin American spanish so the dialect may be different than what your used to if you are a spanish speaker. I also wrote this as a 13 year old and yeah if there are parts that are very cringy that's why. I also tried to source everywhere I borrowed from, but since I wrote this mostly over 5 years ago I don't remember everything I did or where I got it. So I apologize to all of those people. Thank you for reading! I don't own Percy Jackson or Facebook obviously cover by: _takeoff Watty Award Winner 2013; Percy Jackson

George falls for a guy named sapnap,little does he know sapnap is his bully nick that secretly loves him sapnaps beanie doubles as a mask.

Walking down the street a lady with a shotgun clings on her back. The moons light behind are giving her a way of beautiful silhouette. Time no longer exist for tomorrow sun she'll never gonna see again, And the unlawful mission she had can finally makes it done. With this thought a smiled split her lips, letting out a hymn and silently rest her cold hands inside of her jackets pocket. Her shoulders are warry, her head feels heavy and she keep on swaying it. There's no light of life tracing in her souly dead dark eyes. Just all alone with a heavy foot she walks to meet her death...

Scarlett is the quite girl in school with a secert. Staita is the loud best friend. Jace is the new bad boy who wants to know scarlets secret. Will she ever tell him? And who is Danny? What does he mean to Scarlett? Will Jace ever know the truth? Can Scarlett let go of what she is hiding?

"Hey what are you doing?" "Writing a rant book, and bitch you in it."

So this is literally going to be a book about me talking about what pisses me off. It will NOT be like every other rant book reiterating the same "trendy" topics. This is MY rant book so I will bash and put down whatever I want, because I'm the fucking author. And if you get offended and wanna bitch about it? Eat my ass.

this book will piss you off, I promise

👽just a bunch of short stories i either challenge myself to write or got created out of pure boredom 👽

Ok so i'm basically going to make a book that is filled with rants about anything and everything. I'm pissed at something? "I think i just got e a new topic for my rants!" pissed at someone? "I shall find a way!" So basically, i've seen ALOT of these types of stories on Wattpad, and honestly, if given enough attitude, I will laugh my ass off. So that's my goal. I have some really mean thoughts. I don't think anyone suspects it though cause i'm super shy and anti-social. But if you could only see what was going on in my head, you would probably lock me up in a mental instatution before i end up murdering bitches. (please note i would proberbly never murder someone. i might be crazy but i'm not fucking stupid!) I can be really rude at times but other times i can be really sweet and careing. However, in this story, all you will see is the 'BITCH I WILL CUT YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP ACTING STUPID!!!!' side. Or just my 'What tha fuck were you thinking?' side. But whatever happens, happens. ***IF YOU GET OFFENDED MY THE SHIT I SAY, THEN DON'T FUCKING READ MY SHIT!! THEY ARE SIMPLY MY OPINIONS AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THEM, THEN GUESS WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! KEEP YOUR DAMN COUNTER-OPINIONS TO YOUR DAMN SELF!!!! thank you, have a nice day.*****

All in the title.....

Bored doing the same stuff every day in Konoha? Want to 'spice' up your life? Wanna spend your precious time doing useless things this book has to offer? THEN STOP READING THIS JUST READ THE BOOK ALREADY Please be reminded that I do not own the cover or Naruto. This guide is also for reference and entertainment only, not a THISMUSTWORKORIWILLKILLYOU guide.

f u morine lmao but hi photon and sky lolol

I wrote this story because I'm pissed off