Pissoff Stories

literally just rants. Yes, I'm an unoriginal idiot.

Here's a list of ways you can piss off your parents 🌝

Mostly venting about my shitty ex tbh 100% swearing 100% screaming 100% emotions

All my shitty goodbyes that I'll never fulfil until...i really say 'goodbye'.

Ok so i'm basically going to make a book that is filled with rants about anything and everything. I'm pissed at something? "I think i just got e a new topic for my rants!" pissed at someone? "I shall find a way!" So basically, i've seen ALOT of these types of stories on Wattpad, and honestly, if given enough attitude, I will laugh my ass off. So that's my goal. I have some really mean thoughts. I don't think anyone suspects it though cause i'm super shy and anti-social. But if you could only see what was going on in my head, you would probably lock me up in a mental instatution before i end up murdering bitches. (please note i would proberbly never murder someone. i might be crazy but i'm not fucking stupid!) I can be really rude at times but other times i can be really sweet and careing. However, in this story, all you will see is the 'BITCH I WILL CUT YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP ACTING STUPID!!!!' side. Or just my 'What tha fuck were you thinking?' side. But whatever happens, happens. ***IF YOU GET OFFENDED MY THE SHIT I SAY, THEN DON'T FUCKING READ MY SHIT!! THEY ARE SIMPLY MY OPINIONS AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THEM, THEN GUESS WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! KEEP YOUR DAMN COUNTER-OPINIONS TO YOUR DAMN SELF!!!! thank you, have a nice day.*****

"Shut the fuck up I don't care you left me!"

Each chapter will be

This is a collection of random thoughts and ideas that popped into my head. I also post some of my better imagines from my Instagram account. I'll really only update this when I'm in the mood.

This is just a big old book full of edgy and cringy poems. I used to write poetry on my old account but never got around to writing some on this account. A good friend of mine got me into poetry again so here it is! Read at your own will.

yeah in this book I'll be ranting about things that piss me off in Games XD mostly Minecraft probably Lol Don't read If under 14 (I swear in this rant book and mention more shit)

This is my vent to just tell about the things that made me cry or pissed me off. School Parents Siblings People in general Myself My period PARENTS PARENT SIBLINGS also tell me about your experiences

𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚞𝚖𝚋 𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚍𝚊𝚜𝚜 𝚚𝚞𝚘𝚎𝚝𝚜, 𝚒𝚏 𝚒 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚖𝚎... 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚝𝚌 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜✌︎

Rowan is a pissed off teenage girl who was told at a very young age not to fall in love. Her mother and father split when she was only five and she was forced to stay with her father even though she wanted to be with her mother. Now she's bitter. What happens when Alexei and Jaxon become her only ally's and her only way to survive this "Hell of a world?"

Alisa and Liam have just broken up cuz Liam cheated on her but when she found out she really broken she even broke her soul

Ianna, your typical teenager never believed in Myths, or legends, or even fairytales. Bitter much? Well, she was perfectly sure that myths doesn't really exist (is not real!) until she met Nathan, a typical looking boy, who was truthfully, Eros(Cupid) of our time... Will Ianna drop down her hateness for mythology for the guy she love who was a myth himself? Or will she reject him?

Why is life such misery?!.... If we were all dead we could be put out of our missary, like what is the point of living? All life is, is hell! But we all have to wait for the marviouls time of our death to come! *sighs* brilliant...

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