Pissoff Stories

and also pretty gay and lesbian

Hello and welcome to my big book of rants. This book will be mostly things that bother me but it will also be things that may bother you or others. So yes I will take requests and if I feel that I can really relate to them then I will most definitely write about it. Thank you for checking this out and I will try to update as much as possible. This will most likely be an ongoing book :]

18+ 🥵 lots of spices here!~

well, it's a damn book.

Ok so i'm basically going to make a book that is filled with rants about anything and everything. I'm pissed at something? "I think i just got e a new topic for my rants!" pissed at someone? "I shall find a way!" So basically, i've seen ALOT of these types of stories on Wattpad, and honestly, if given enough attitude, I will laugh my ass off. So that's my goal. I have some really mean thoughts. I don't think anyone suspects it though cause i'm super shy and anti-social. But if you could only see what was going on in my head, you would probably lock me up in a mental instatution before i end up murdering bitches. (please note i would proberbly never murder someone. i might be crazy but i'm not fucking stupid!) I can be really rude at times but other times i can be really sweet and careing. However, in this story, all you will see is the 'BITCH I WILL CUT YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP ACTING STUPID!!!!' side. Or just my 'What tha fuck were you thinking?' side. But whatever happens, happens. ***IF YOU GET OFFENDED MY THE SHIT I SAY, THEN DON'T FUCKING READ MY SHIT!! THEY ARE SIMPLY MY OPINIONS AND IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THEM, THEN GUESS WHAT? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! KEEP YOUR DAMN COUNTER-OPINIONS TO YOUR DAMN SELF!!!! thank you, have a nice day.*****

This is a collection of random thoughts and ideas that popped into my head. I also post some of my better imagines from my Instagram account. I'll really only update this when I'm in the mood.

This is the random shiz I will rant about Creepypasta because I am too triggered or pissed off to talk about it XD PS. STRONG LANGUAGE AND WORDS XD -I WARNED YOU- *VICIOUSLY WRITES DOWN PROBLEMS ON A PIECE OF PAPER, PENCIL BREAKS, PAPER RIPS* FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *Explodes*

These are some Wattpad, and other sources stuff that annoy tf outta me. This isn't aimed towards anyone specific. Who knows, maybe others might relate.

It was all just a dream Right Sure I mean none of those peaple could be real. I don't think they're even what you would call peaple. They looked extremely inhuman. There's gotta be a way to end this dream. But... What if it isn't a dream, what if this is all real. It seems so damn real Tight now, let's face it I'm tied to a chair, I'm alone in a room with a bunch of peaple who are apparently known as creepypasta And it all seems way to fucking real for my liking. Just kill me already

lol have fun

"Hey what are you doing?" "Writing a rant book, and bitch you in it."

This is a list of memes But its always one page of each meme just to piss you off Also i think this was a bad idea But screw it

Please don't read this - it's embarrassing and I wrote this when I was like 10

get yo life together ♤♤ {relatable and annoying mishaps}

Last year and the year before that, I kept a journal on here about my thoughts and things, I figured why not start another one with current events in my life. Some things may be a little rough to read because I'm not gonna sugar coat anything. I hope you enjoy.

"Fuck All Yall" is a poem based of how people feel sometimes. It's not toward anyone but its directly how I feel all the time including today(11.10.14 from 10:30-3:16) but I feel better now

all in the title

just i dont even know my account got hacked and i now use this for updates