Pleasedontcomeforme Stories

I'm going to hell. I'm absolutely going to hell for this one chat. This is satire. I don't ship them..welll..I wouldn't to their faces. Please..uhm...bear with me on this. And yes , yes I did make every chapter name and main plot based off the fucking lines to Chappel Roan. Sue me(don't actually I'm like poor as fuck I cannot afford a trip to Walmart for fucks sake DONT do that to me 💔) So , let me explain the plot. ┏━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┓ After Joe drops out of presidency he has to say goodbye to all of the good in his office and head off. He thinks he's done with his presidency life and role as a famous man and can continue his life as a normal civilization and elder man. Trump , unable to deal with the loss of the love of his life , drinks his problems away and has hook ups with other important figures (cough cough Elon) (cough cough Kim) (cough cough maybe Putin if I stop fearing death). Eventually Joe and him talk it out but a sudden wrath of Trump's new lovers may destroy what could have been for the two young(old as fuck) presidents. >:D ┗━━━━━━༻❁༺━━━━━━┛

please don't sue me I'm only doing this for fun- ps ( give me some people to write about )

A story in where Walter White, a chemistry teacher cooking meth, and his student Jesse, a clingy addict work together to cook and deal meth, which leads to unknown and forbidden love ! Btw this takes place in University. Some things are gonna be changed ofc since this IS a fanfic. Art made by me, my notes app and my finger :3 don't steal my art guys that's not cool 😔 mercyphobic/Sui is helping so credits to them! ⚠️(IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CRINGEY.)⚠️

( I put this up on wattpad for me to read offline, not to claim as mine )

Hello! Warning: I use bases from Google images and don't know how to credit. Anyways if this book does good I will publish the story based on these drawings. I am a beginner

shakey cakes better work that shit out 🤭 (this is clearly just a joke yall please vote 💀)