Pleasedontread Stories

Series of random scripts

straight!guapodou AU :3 first au please be nice to me am tryaing my best!! (finished)

bruh

ok so i'm just testing out

If I publish this, if anyone reads it, I'm so sorry.

I hate myself. Why do I continue to write.

No no description needed

A story about 4 birds... Should take about 10 minutes to read depending on your reading level.

please don't read this

"We don't need a crew" "we got a crew" Nikki and Christine where sailing the seas for a long time the two of them where unbeatable stealing and blowing up bigger ships like it was nothing there only plan? their Tresure! they had no map to a specific chest full of gold just hearts full of thirst for adventure what will happen when they duo meets a specific crew of pirets? will they found their true Tresure??

This book is just full of oneshots I can't add to my other one without getting cancelled so this has a lot of crack and smut don't say I didn't warn you. BUT REALLY PLS DONT READ THIS ONE I HAVE BETTER SHIT IN MY OTHER ONESHOT BOOK AND FANFICS THEN THIS REALLY DONT READ THESE AM SORRY FOR YOUR EYES IF YOU DO READ. (Most of this book is a joke so don't take anything to heart cuz again these are dreams/ shower thoughts if anyone that was in this book was uncomfortable I will remove it)

pieces of parts of a whole

I put all my insecurities here. In the form of poem, or story, or diary entry. I cry and then I move on.

Charlotte, Taim, Phena and Isaac watch that one movie that has David Bowie wearing really tight leggings and Charlotte accidentally causes Taim to be taken away by the goblin king. Now they need to go and get his ass back because of course they do.

I know it's not fair :(

A story about two roommates realizing they want to be more than just roommates....

Demi a young girl who moved from Canada to "the Netherlands" for some reason demi for strange powers and everyone else here also got different powers.

{ Chrollo Lucilfer x f!Reader} You can run away from a lot of things. Such as, your problems, your family, your consecuences. However, you can't outrun yourself, maybe you don't realize it yet, but you and a piece of everyone around you is always with you. Chrollo had been like that one friend, that always acts like your guardian, even though he's your age. To you, he was irreplaceable, was it the same for him? He'd constantly have competition, although, he was certain, that no matter what you put him through, or what he'd do for you, one way or another, he was going to get you. ☆ ☆ ☆ In which, falling in love seems more dangerous than falling for a deadly trap. Hisoka Amourou doesn't have an issue with either, at least, you believe so. But a magician can't reveal his secrets, thing is, neither can you. Even so, you confide in each other immensely, yet, your mind had persistent thoughts about this magician, was he actually honest? or was it part of his scheme? Was it for you? or for Chrollo? Every night spent with Amourou, was like heaven, just so when the morning comes, you'd be dragged down from your paradise again. ☆ None of the characters are mine!! Except for the obvious. Something might be twisted, or OOC, still, I try my best:)

please do not read.

Please don't take this seriously, I was forced to do this. Um, enjoy???