Pleasedontreadthis Stories

Paseton x Mermaid Each ejaculation is believed to contain around 20 litres of semen. The blue whale's genitals are proportional to its imposing size, which can reach up to thirty metres long or so. The animal's penis measures an average of 2.4 m. - Google

I forgot this existed.

uh this is real i promise...

{DISCONTINUED} PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT READ THIS ITS SO BAD Hi, I'm Hailey Harper and this is the story of my life, my messed up, turned upside down, about to burst like a shaken up soda bottle life. But first a little bit about who I am. I have five siblings, Ethen, the oldest(hate him) Amber second oldest(love her) Hunter, one of us triplets,-I'm the oldest-(have to love him) and Hazel, the other triplet(it's off and on with her). And of course Henry, (everyone loves him, what's not to love? His attitude for one) You see, my world isn't very different from yours. Aside from the superhuman abilities some people have. No one really knows where they come from. Scientists have written it off as an evolutionary skip (yes like from X-men.) Though many people say that they're a "gift from God." I, on the other hand, know where they really come from. Where? You may ask? Well, you'll have to follow my story to find out. Get out the tissues, this one, like all good superhero's story, is a tear dropper. On with the show I guess. I wrote this when I was an angsty 13 y/o. Please please please please please please please please please PLEASE don't read this.

The best Gravity Falls fanfiction out there ;D

basically a high school related story about a girl named anami so yea (i literally changed the title 3 times lol) (I just chose a completely random name)

please.

Fucking kill me

Sexy beast 🤗😮‍💨

Phil falls for a new kid in his class. highschool au! an: this is very bad! i was a child when i made this also if you're my irl please don't make fun of me !!! i know it sucks!!!!

( includes vents, poems, feelings, etc.) : ̗̀➛ 𝘁𝗼 𝗾𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗺 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲.

A Coco fanfiction that my younger brother and I made up. Enjoy!

stupid little story (so aetsreteitc)

Lucy held up the power serum in a syringe. "These aren't drugs right? Cause I've only known you for like a year." I asked suspiciously. "Nope." Lucy replied, getting it ready to be injected into my skin. I was the first one to be tested, this could kill me. I knew Lucy had been avoiding that little percentage, but we all knew it. "Good luck, fatty." Rana, the girl I soon learned was the brown haired girl, said, patting me on the back. Lucy raised the syringe high in the air. Did she have to make it so dramatic? She injected it in my shoulder and I knew then it would be a bad idea. "I love you, don't forget me." I managed to let out before I fell to the floor.

nagizae cat au

Me and my friend made this BEAUTIFUL story when we trade phones every three words, and make up a beautiful story.

A fanfic of Mills and Jack the Ripper from identity LMAO I CANT PLEASE KILL ME

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