Pleasedonttakethiseriously Stories

a timeline of my hoe friend's hoeness (Disclaimer this is not serious and just mostly based of our crack calls at 4am, we're literally just teenage gurlies 👯‍♂️) Edit: we r no longer friends but I might add my other friends stories to this :)

He's the dictator of Northkorea, (s)he's the president of the united states. This is the epic story of a forbidden romance between two enemies. Will their love unite the globe, or will it end up in the whole world getting nuked? An epic, heartwrenching story of love, friendship and China.

Do you want to know a secret? Like, do you REALLY want to know? Well, tough luck. You only get 2 clues: 1) Ringo's kinda an idiot, 2) Get ready for the surprise of your life!