Pleasedonttakethisseriously Stories

You were a simple fast food worker, trying to pay the bills and help your mother get her medical treatment. You get hired by your local Jack In The Box. It's minimum wag...

You recently moved to New Mexico to start a new part of your life. However, due to your financial state not being quite stable enough for an apartment, you decide to boo...

It's about pee

This story/ship corresponds with @Flat_Booty's cop story. Ben had a gay thought, and Elena found out about it, showing the news all around the department. Benjamin is of...

haha i feel bad for you

you thought you were just reading a story, but dream has something to say to you. (dream x reader) warning: mcd

I'm a creep and I'm a weirdo, always have, always will be. I hate my life, I hate society, I hate this world and everything it has to offer, but I don't hate chickens an...

don't ask Harry Potter's gone rouge what will happen? also his codename is Bob. also the cover is just a picture of Draco i really love. don't hate All characters and e...

omg totally not a fic there to make fun of 90% of sovreich fics i find on this godforsaken website despite not even being in the fandom anymore, wdym (/s)

a boy, smothered by fame... a girl, who has gone through life in the shadows... a dramatic love triangle... great memes... a dramatic turn of events... and a little bit...

giving the people the ending they deserved and wanted (self indulgence fic cause i need some hope) surprise appearance from the doctor himself...

Cookie Monster can't help but feel butterflies in his stomach as Kermit yells "of course it's an orange!". What is this feeling? --------- This book is a joke...

After a chance at the end of your life, you're faced with the chance to talk to you're mysterious, and surprisingly funny savior.

After meeting each other, the Once-ler and Golden Face find that they aren't so different from each other.

The juiciest, sexiest, wildest, kinkiest, wettest, gayest, nastiest, most well written erotica you will probably ever read ever in your life. You're fucking welcome you...

Brad Armstrong was your typical bad boy, Taylor Smith was your typical nerd. Watch as Taylor's life is about to be turned upside-down.

TnC Studios Presents The Love Octagon They were a normal Grade 9 class with a bunch of weird stuff happening all around the corner. But what happens when a...

Areilallaena, or Ari for short, is just your average girl. Until one day, she's not :0

Coffee shop au😉😘 Wallace is petite smoll green haired boy who works at his local coffee shop. One day when he was working the counter a tall, strong, handsome man walk...

CD-chan gets invited to the all boys school, Baramon highschool, as an experiment to see how all the boys react. But all the boys end up not caring!!!! Will CD-chan get...