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Becoming Mrs. Box by 12opossumsinahoodie
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Becoming Mrs. Boxby 12opossumsinahoodie
You were a simple fast food worker, trying to pay the bills and help your mother get her medical treatment. You get hired by your local Jack In The Box. It's minimum wag...
Tophiachu x Reader by yeoubiz
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Tophiachu x Readerby yeoubiz
You recently moved to New Mexico to start a new part of your life. However, due to your financial state not being quite stable enough for an apartment, you decide to boo...
Pee by feelingrandy69
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Peeby Tirley shemple
It's about pee
Ben and Evan ( Complete )  by CinamonStories
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Ben and Evan ( Complete ) by Jay
This story/ship corresponds with @Flat_Booty's cop story. Ben had a gay thought, and Elena found out about it, showing the news all around the department. Benjamin is of...
i wish i'd found you by patchescami
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i wish i'd found youby hamie
you thought you were just reading a story, but dream has something to say to you. (dream x reader) warning: mcd
I'm a Creep, I'm a Weirdo by johnnysunglasses
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I'm a Creep, I'm a Weirdoby Johnny Ving-Bravo
I'm a creep and I'm a weirdo, always have, always will be. I hate my life, I hate society, I hate this world and everything it has to offer, but I don't hate chickens an...
BOB by tomsatanriddle
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BOBby tobionova
don't ask Harry Potter's gone rouge what will happen? also his codename is Bob. also the cover is just a picture of Draco i really love. don't hate All characters and e...
{~𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕤~} [𝕊𝕠𝕧ℝ𝕖𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕗𝕚𝕔]  by maki-owo
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{~𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕥𝕨𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕒𝕤𝕤𝕙...by maki-owo
omg totally not a fic there to make fun of 90% of sovreich fics i find on this godforsaken website despite not even being in the fandom anymore, wdym (/s)
There's more to love than fame by bloopergal
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There's more to love than fameby bloopergal
a boy, smothered by fame... a girl, who has gone through life in the shadows... a dramatic love triangle... great memes... a dramatic turn of events... and a little bit...
HEY HEY HEY LOVER  by forthepepples
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HEY HEY HEY LOVER by for the people
giving the people the ending they deserved and wanted (self indulgence fic cause i need some hope) surprise appearance from the doctor himself...
The orange that was not a cookie (Kermit x Cookie Monster)  by f00ttt
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The orange that was not a cookie (...by guy
Cookie Monster can't help but feel butterflies in his stomach as Kermit yells "of course it's an orange!". What is this feeling? --------- This book is a joke...
Ghosts of Beauty  by ThisIsCr1nge
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Ghosts of Beauty by ThisIsCr1nge
After a chance at the end of your life, you're faced with the chance to talk to you're mysterious, and surprisingly funny savior.
A Misunderstood Love (Golden Face x The Once-ler) by ThickyMickey
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A Misunderstood Love (Golden Face...by ThickyMickey
After meeting each other, the Once-ler and Golden Face find that they aren't so different from each other.
Greaszy, Gay Sex by johnnysconverse
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Greaszy, Gay Sexby v
The juiciest, sexiest, wildest, kinkiest, wettest, gayest, nastiest, most well written erotica you will probably ever read ever in your life. You're fucking welcome you...
Become my bad boy by PierceTheWentz
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Become my bad boyby The best person
Brad Armstrong was your typical bad boy, Taylor Smith was your typical nerd. Watch as Taylor's life is about to be turned upside-down.
The Love Octagon by TnCStudios
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The Love Octagonby TnC
TnC Studios Presents The Love Octagon They were a normal Grade 9 class with a bunch of weird stuff happening all around the corner. But what happens when a...
Darkness Infection by Lordkillme
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Darkness Infectionby Finn 🤍
Areilallaena, or Ari for short, is just your average girl. Until one day, she's not :0
Wallace x Harry Styles😍 by 0perettasgf
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Wallace x Harry Styles😍by bean
Coffee shop au😉😘 Wallace is petite smoll green haired boy who works at his local coffee shop. One day when he was working the counter a tall, strong, handsome man walk...
CD X SAKUYA: THE STORY OF TRUE LOVE \(≧▽≦)/ by toadies
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CD X SAKUYA: THE STORY OF TRUE LOV...by oh christ
CD-chan gets invited to the all boys school, Baramon highschool, as an experiment to see how all the boys react. But all the boys end up not caring!!!! Will CD-chan get...