Pleasedonttakethisseriously Stories

A love story between Lincoln and Washington, except things go wrong.

Areilallaena, or Ari for short, is just your average girl. Until one day, she's not :0

I'm making this for homework so please don't take seriously.

After a chance at the end of your life, you're faced with the chance to talk to you're mysterious, and surprisingly funny savior.

This is some bullshit im tryna pull off at 3am, please bare with me. Credits to kiri for the idea, credits to moon for being moon. Art in the cover is done by me, rainy :DD ok uhm, please dont take this seriously

You were a simple fast food worker, trying to pay the bills and help your mother get her medical treatment. You get hired by your local Jack In The Box. It's minimum wage, but every little bit helps. Little did you know, that first day would mark the beginning of a strange chapter in your life. A Jack Box x Reader story. Cover by Ava (my friend) Rankings: #1 in jackinthebox - 6/20/22

My life was boring and then I got kidnapped by a bunch of twinks...

THESE ARE JUST CRACK FIC ONE-SHOTS AND THEY AREN'T TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. None of these are NSFW and I don't write smut. However, I'll still leave warnings before each story. These were written as jokes for the KV Discord server. All characters belong to the one and only KV.

Coffee shop au😉😘 Wallace is petite smoll green haired boy who works at his local coffee shop. One day when he was working the counter a tall, strong, handsome man walked in. Who would of known his life would change forever. For the love of God don't take this seriously😋

haha i feel bad for you

you thought you were just reading a story, but dream has something to say to you. (dream x reader) warning: mcd

giving the people the ending they deserved and wanted (self indulgence fic cause i need some hope) surprise appearance from the doctor himself...

just a dnf alpha x human story 🤣🤣😂😂😅😆😁😄😁😆😆😅😂🤣🤣😂😅😅😆😆😁😄😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣

A written documentary of the most perfectly normal people discussing perfectly normal things

"raven from that's so raven just walked into your backyard baby girl - Y/N please I just wanna study-" FULLY PLATONIC! MHA X FEM! READER MHA BELONGS TO KOHEI HORIKOSHI, IMAGES/VIDS INCLUDED ARE NOT MINE UNLESS MENTIONED OTHERWISE! ©-LIGHTAMSTERDAM

Raquell is just a normal Y/A girl: she is an impulsive buyer, she is emo and #hatespreps, and like most girls her age she has a crush on her teacher. Ms. Preminger is mysterious and has a voice like honey, how could poor Raquell resist?!? After finally turning 18 she decides to shoot her shot. Can Preminger and Raquell have a happy ending? Or will the plague of thirty nights or even teen drama tear them apart? -A/N, this is my first time writing something beyond a short story so yeah... anyways, don't take this seriously and don't expect quick updates. Just because I have like a bunch of chapters done does not mean I will be posting them regularly. Any who... #ship raquelinger or perish 😘😘😘😜

this is a story in which a dog falls in love with the bathroom towel. it's very heartbreaking and is classified as angst fluff hurt/comfort found family platonic enemies to friends lover friends to lover and also pining. read at ur own risk?!?! 😱🤩🥰😍🏳️‍🌈💔❤️💅

This story/ship corresponds with @Flat_Booty's cop story. Ben had a gay thought, and Elena found out about it, showing the news all around the department. Benjamin is officially gay. But then Evan finds out . . . This is just for laughs and to annoy my friend, so don't take it to seriously. Also, read her cop story first so that you understand everything.

don't ask Harry Potter's gone rouge what will happen? also his codename is Bob. also the cover is just a picture of Draco i really love. don't hate All characters and ext. Belong to THE JK ROWLING! I wouldn't read this, seriously. And wait is this a drarry story? Yes it is, good question. Not a serious story. This is just a joke.

come! come! and explore with me as we look through life and see nothing but love. a team effort with @KoolKat_saves_dakids *please don't take this seriously, this is a joke