Pleasedonttakethisseriously Stories

just a silly little Cookie Run Kingdom AU and Licorice x Oc :3 (also the story is told through Licorice Cookie's Journal Entries)

giving the people the ending they deserved and wanted (self indulgence fic cause i need some hope) surprise appearance from the doctor himself...

this was written as a joke don't take this seriously

After a chance at the end of your life, you're faced with the chance to talk to you're mysterious, and surprisingly funny savior.

hmmmmm smut 🥵😫😫

You recently moved to New Mexico to start a new part of your life. However, due to your financial state not being quite stable enough for an apartment, you decide to boo...

Raquell is just a normal Y/A girl: she is an impulsive buyer, she is emo and #hatespreps, and like most girls her age she has a crush on her teacher. Ms. Preminger is my...

I'm a creep and I'm a weirdo, always have, always will be. I hate my life, I hate society, I hate this world and everything it has to offer, but I don't hate chickens an...

You were a simple fast food worker, trying to pay the bills and help your mother get her medical treatment. You get hired by your local Jack In The Box. It's minimum wag...

Okay, I had already posted this on ao3 once, but it got reposted on tumblr by an Otasune ao3 bot. That would have been fine if this wasn't a horrible crack fic and it wa...

ed sheeran is your lover! 🥵🥵

"raven from that's so raven just walked into your backyard baby girl - Y/N please I just wanna study-" FULLY PLATONIC! MHA X FEM! READER MHA BELONGS TO KOHEI H...

Coffee shop au😉😘 Wallace is petite smoll green haired boy who works at his local coffee shop. One day when he was working the counter a tall, strong, handsome man walk...

IM GONNA SOB

A love story between Lincoln and Washington, except things go wrong.

omg totally not a fic there to make fun of 90% of sovreich fics i find on this godforsaken website despite not even being in the fandom anymore, wdym (/s)

It's about pee

just a dnf alpha x human story 🤣🤣😂😂😅😆😁😄😁😆😆😅😂🤣🤣😂😅😅😆😆😁😄😄😁😆😅😂🤣🤣

A written documentary of the most perfectly normal people discussing perfectly normal things

I wrote this as a joke