Истории Pleaseendme

I post old stories here cause I'm bored and shit yknow

WARNING: This contains infrequent swearing, as well as vomit (well duh it's a Rocky book). It also has descriptions of gore, but they're comedic and unrealistic. book feeds grassy to rocky and he develops a taste for flesh. then he attacks four and gets into a rivalry with him. then everyone starts being eaten alive one by one. the last thing you hear before you die is "bulleh" as he vomits on your eyes and blinds you before you are brutally slaughtered.

*I got nothing to do so Ima do art!

Bad art

aCk

it was a big one

Help me

Monika and Sans give birth to their child Obama. What happens when Monika finds out she isn't the father..? this is a joke please don't end me

Dumb thing I thought of making

Come, kiddies, gather round and hear the tales of these two dipshits. BUCKLE UP, you're in for a ride Brace thine asses for some delecetable offensive humor that is meant to be taken as such. HUMOR. IT'S HUMOR. PLEASE. DON'T GET MAD. IT'S A HA-HA WE AREN'T TRYING TO BE RUDE SERIOUSLY DO YOU GET IT YET??? YES??? NO??? TOO LATE. Actual stories from our lives (@Gaming_Cat16)

Watch me try to make Smut

this is trash but i call it art

alright so i usually fucking hate writing stories based around actual people so this'll be a new experience. feel free to suggest on the first chapter, however i won't promise that i'll do em all. all my rules will be listed there and such. so yeah, happy reading if you dig this shit (genuinely made a side account so i wouldn't be bullied for writing this.)

SUPER HORRIBLE NSFW WRITING SO JUST KNOW.

Ask anything mate! Completely new one at https://www.wattpad.com/story/246985805-ask-seam-and-jevil

Smut may be included...mabey fluff...no lemons unless requested .-. NO LEMONS ! PERIOD DEXTER!!!!!!