Pleasegodno Stories

AHHH MY EYESSSSSS!!! We're puking up rainbows... and not in the "I just saw something so cute that the adorableness is coming out of my mouth", oh no no no no ladies and gents. We're talking the "Oh dear god I just ate a full 24 pack of Crayolas and they're not going down without a fight" kind of way. Strap in. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.