Истории Pleaselaugh

No human should every hear this torture.

Basically this is a true story so don't read unless youre over 18!!!!!!!1!1!!! Also this is real so if ur not spooked then u must be cray cray lol xD rawr sub to pewdiepie

Are you single?Do you want to be in a relationship?If you said yes to any of these question you need to read this.

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Abandoned :( New owner: Izzy_InchWorm69 art cover is NOT by me EX: \\Your parents weren't 'bad' people... ...He walks past you, making sure to hit your shoulder along the way with a smirk. "Talk with you later." He says before leaving. You raise a brow and stuff your hands into your pockets. That's as when the feeling of a small slip of paper grazes your hand. You never put something in there. When you pulled out the slip, you realize it was a phone number. XXX-XXX-XXXX talk with you later -DEE That sneaky little- The bell interrupts your thoughts, signifying that lunch has ended. What the hell have you gotten yourself into?// SUMMARY: Who would have known that when two teenagers that want to either scare or piss off their parents and decide to fake date each other to do so would end up in miscellaneous occurrences? -NOTE- OKAY THIS IS SATIRE, I'M NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE A DEE X READER. Or am I? We'll see how well this goes and how much energy I want to spend on this. I don't think It'll get much since Dee's not that popular on Wattpad. METAL FAMILY BELONGS TO ALINA KOVALEVA

Hello again, thanks for reading my previous story and checking this one out, hope you are having fun.

Jonathan Artbukle and his cat Garfunkle get into loads of funny situations!

Just as the title suggests. It's just memes. Three memes starting every other Monday. More memes possible the following week after next. :)

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this is a joke. This is a very funny joke. laugh. Credit goes to my friend Kuzi on discord. you're a real trooper, kuzi.

Just me opening your range of vocabulary. I'll post a word of the day and then give synonyms or antonyms for it along with my personal touch. I know googling it is probably faster but I just happen to always be in a corrective mood lately. Who knows? Maybe you'll see a word that you didn't know existed! Like dullard. I had no idea that word was an actual word but now I have another way of addressing a stupid person!

I just threw together some shitty opening paragraph and made one of those talk to transformer thing to finish off the story. I thought it was funny and so did my friends so here it is. Credit to @kanemodo for the cover

❛ morosis; the stupidest of stupidities... ❜ °.Incorrect quotes, bnha.° ‑‑‑‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ↳ ɴᴏᴛᴇs ﹏﹏‍ ｡˚✩ ‑‑‑‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ‑ ✎ bnha © kohei horikoshi - ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

i started this as a joke and uh yea B)

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