Pleasewakeup Stories

In this normal world, everything is normal. PLEASE and thank you are the cultural norms, or were rather untill Yolo and swag plagued the Earth. WAKE-boarding is still a popular sport. UP still has a better love story than Twilight.

꓄̷̖̀ꃅ̵̳͎̦̔̒ꍟ̵̥̀ꋪ̶͍̦͕̃̕ꍟ̴̗̕ ̷̦͙̿̾ͅꀤ̸̯͑̉ꌗ̶̣̉̑ ̴͉̞̃͌ꈤ̴̡͗̏̂ꂦ̷͇̓̌̈́ ̵̪͍̎ꌗ̸̞̚͠ꍏ̴̜̣̅͑ᐯ̵̗̥̄ꀤ̴̨͚͕͂͋̋ꈤ̸̖̬̻́̽ꁅ̶̳̞̖̒ ̷͙̻̦͆ꀎ̵̯̿̅́ͅꌗ̵͇͆ ̴̯̺̎ꌩ̴̲̦̫͂̇ꂦ̶̢̯͊̈́͒ꀎ̸͎̈́ ̴̨̅ꃅ̸͈͆̕ꍏ̶͙̹̈͜ᐯ̵͎̝̪̈ꍟ̶̣̞̎͠ ̵̟̝̰̀꓄̴̡͇̦̉͐̑ꂦ̶͓͕̣͌ ̵͕͙̫̔̀ꍟ̴͈̱̌̒̓ꌗ̸̭̝͐̿ꉓ̴̲̠̕͝ꍏ̵̲̑̽̊ᖘ̵̱̃̽ꍟ̷̫̲̳́̏̎ ̶̫͍̝̃͋͝ꍟ̸̱͔͍̀ꌗ̷̺̬͇̃͂̽ꉓ̷͎̟͍̆̚ꍏ̴̫̾̏͘ᖘ̸͕̻̼͒ꍟ̵̡͇͂̄ ꅏ̸̛̲͔̪̠̦̠̩ꍏ̴̡̡̛̗̲̦̰̳̥̪̣̘̲̙̠̮̹̱̓̑́̇̍̓̊̌̏̔̏̀͗́̏̃̚̚̚͜͝ꀘ̴̯͚̖̘̣͎̤̣̩̜̮̤̀͐̾͝ꍟ̸̢̢̡̮̗̗̟̙͇̜͚̖͕̙͚̩̤͍̤͎̭͉̳̺̹͕͉̫̘͌̅̍̽̆̈́́̐̀̂̈̀̑͗̉͌̾͗́͗̏̐̿̈́͋͌͜͜͝ͅ ̸̭̭̥̦̻͖̭͍͒́͂̽̈́́͂́̈́̾͋́͊̊̾̔̀̈́̏̄̑̚̚͜͠͝͝ͅꀎ̵̧̧̯͉̼̗͈͚͙̙͍̗͙̬̩͓̫̬̳̘̲̟̫͉̻̝̝͖̙̈́͒̔̎̇̒̃̇̎͌̄́̒̿̓͋̇̂̅̽̄̽͊̌̍͊̆̚̚͘̕͜͜͠ͅᖘ̸̢̧̢̣̬̩̘̘̱̯̟͎̱̤͔̼̎́̈͂͐͛̾͋͠

Reverse couldn't have been more pissed when his life was a fucking screw up. It didn't help that Gopal, Yaya and Ying were sitting right next to him and he couldn't murder them.