Plotwhatplot Stories

yeah i'm shit with schedules :/ (idk who made the art for the cover iyk lmk) ***LACK OF CAPITALISATION-AND, ON THE CONTRARY, ALL-CAPITALISED WRITING-IS INTENTIONAL!!! PLEASE DO NOT BITE MY HEAD OFF :') SAME WITH PUNCTUATION***

𝐦𝐞𝐫·𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐝 /ˈ𝐦ə𝐫ˌ𝐦ā𝐝/ 𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐟-𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐬𝐡, 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫. 【ＤＩＳＣＬＡＭＥＲ：】 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖊𝖝𝖈𝖊𝖕𝖙 𝖒𝖞 𝖔𝖈𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖚 𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖞 𝖉𝖔𝖌𝖘. 𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖎𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖊

[ENG] So basically, you and the Tanizaki's used to be childhood friends until you family had to move out and you lost contact with them years ago, that is until you move back to Yokohama for nostalgia sake. But the last thing you'd expected was the amount of attention directed towards you, for the better and the worst.. mostly the worst- (This fic doesn't follow the story of Bungo stray dogs and i only watched the 3 seasons and Dead Apple yet so i apologise in advance for the mistakes i'll probably make !)

--------------------- So I wrote this in my Google Docs for absolutely no reason and thought I might want to share it! Enjoy! ---------------------

Many years have passed, since the incidents of both Lysandere with Team Flare, and Kani with Team Soul. Kalos has been in a time of surprising peace, and over those years, the gym leaders (and members of the eliete-4) have retired, (most) naming their kids to take over. Oh, Ash finally managed to grow up. Amazing. Ash's kids have come to Kalos from Kanto, with no pokemon other than their starters, looking to battle their way through the region. And it seemed like it was going to go smoothly; they had been joined by the two kids of the current champion, and a member of the eliete-4. It was going smoothly, and yet... well, a certain ex-member of the eliete-4, she was plotting. Why? Well, she's always been a bit bitchy since the fall of Team Flare. And in her own words... the fire of Team Flare won't go out.... that is the purpose behind the Eternal Flare. She will relight the fire, and it shall burn brighter than ever before. Even if she must destroy half of Kalos.

Ally frowned slightly, "I'm in Japan?" "Yes, but you never awnsered my question peasant," he said venomously, "why are you here?" "To be honest s-" she was cut of by the strande toad creature shouting "that's lord sesshomaru to you!" "Well to be honest, I have absolutely no clue..." The white haired man above her sweat-drop. 'Just great, another useless human from the future.' "Could you at least tell me what that thing is?" Sesshomaru asked, pointing the the strangely shapped piece of carbon colored rock, somehow polished to glisten in the sun-light.

You stare at the message much the same way as you had the murder stove. You can't believe the audacity of some people. Who does he think he is, wasting his money to send you on vacation to a place you've never even been to? And all just so you'll get out of the house? Doesn't he know that all it would take to get you to re-enter the sunlight is the promise of an aquarium and girls in daisy dukes? Seriously, what the hell, Jake! Your name is Simon Malone, and you don't know it yet, but your life is about to take a complete 180. (credit for the cover goes to Xx_honeybee_xX! thanks bro!)

Okay, but why is it that I always get ideas when I'm trying to do my work? Like, I'm writing this description at 8:52 pm and my history paper is due at 11:59 (so it's technically not due tomorrow cause the day after is state standardized testing and my teacher "wants us to be well rested for the exam"), so what am I doing? Reading fanfic and deciding I want to make a new one of course! I have no idea what the plot for this one will be, it's just me thinking "Well, it's pretty hilarious when characters are sort of self aware of how gay they are in comparison to clichés in American pop culture, can I just make a story based off of that fact?" Damn right I can! Here's a no-plot-probably-not-even-funny story that's just people making refernces to things that they're gayer than but like, sort of woven in correctly. I'll try to make a reasonable plot to go along with it one day, but for now, watch me suffer. All my teachers like doing that haha :")

*Warning, this is NOT a fanfiction. It's just a random story that I made up.* Running across endless beach, ignoring the numb tingling in my feet as they sink slightly into the sand with every light step. That's how it normally is on Friday evenings, but this time I'm running for a reason. The fog has rolled in thickly, but I can see where my feet are landing, so it isn't relevant. I scarcely notice that my thin dress is in tatters, flapping loosely around my frail body, and that the should-be-jarring cold just energizes me. I shrug off the fact that my hands are covered in blood. Blood that isn't my own. Because nothing matters anymore, I'm free now.

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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CROSS ME WITH CHOOKI?! No Chooki Chapter :) THERE'S NO FUCKING PLOT :D

Bucky gets home from work. Shameless smut.

Modern Ham AU. Some cute Lams. One-shot

(Bill x Ford for Plot Fuel) (Bill x Dipper) When Bill returns and enters his last form, Dipper is stuck with his presence. But is that the worst thing that could happen this Summer?

Mostly oneshots, I'm guessing, since I have no commitments. :)

a short -maybe a one shot- destiel fanfic. fluff. the fluffiest thing I have ever written. I just thought this up in my math class because I was bored. not really sure what part of the series this would be in but obviously after season four episode one. so yeah, enjoy. :) <3 please like and/or vote that would be greatly appreciated. also comment and give me feed back (good or bad idc)