Historias de Polandxgermany

Am I normal?, no. Everyone is supposed to have 1 personality! And well.., I have 5, and no one knows... and I hope they won't find out ..but they will eventually... (A Countryhumans novel/fanfiction)

lesbian age gap gerpol headcanons, as title said just a place for me to rant about my college art and design student Poland and heartbroken lonely manager Germany au :)) most of these are completely sfw, maybe sometimes they can be kinky? there 100% will be NSFW hcs, just it won't be all of them. this "book" will include an age gap, a failed fiancee, a whole lot of lesbians, dogs, and a unwell teenage girl writer!

WARNING!! this story is purposefully made to be more of a stereotypical countryhuman au that you'd typically see in 2020 or smth, like, abusive dad britain and weaker depressed america who can't catch a break and has a bf and bullies. if you dislike this type of au, then don't read this story, nor send hate. there will be lgbtq+ in this book! also, this story, because of it's au, will also have some darker topics in it such as abuse, bullying, self harm, vulgar language, mental disorders, suicide related themes, and scenes of violence. if any of those trigger you for any reason, don't read this pls! also there will be ships in this book, if you dislike them, that's fine but don't mention it to me since this is one of my au's!! also, this is VERY historically inaccurate with portrayals of countries and their actions and pasts, so keep that in mind (: --- America, a 16 year old with a shitty life just can't seem to catch a break no matter what he does, surrounded by bullies and idiots who just love to make his life hell... What will happen once he meets some kid named Russia? --- BTW THE ART IS NOT MINE! it is made by RandomCookies on deviantart, and until i can actually make my own art, this will be my stories cover. mind you, because it is not my art, this is not the actual design for America in my story.

Now...You probably looked through the cover and title and guesed what will I ship in this book right ? Anyways...I'm not gonna tell about the past of the two countries as it's quite complicated (and you probably have knew it already). This is my first book and first time writing in Wattpad so plz don't criticize me :( that hurts.And you can tell me tips to write better :) * Cover art not by me* (yea credits to the one who drew this it's so cute:3 sadly I can't draw like that :( ) (This book may have some suprise elements,so it will have the mature tag in the future) Not gonna playing around with you guys anymore enjoy :)

There is a new student in class, and he's from the new reform program. Poland never trusted Germany, but this guy seemed to be different. He didn't have the usual evil aura. Heck, he didn't seem to have any personality at all.

Ya... know? This story isn't really that easy to comprehend, because I didn't put a storyline when I make this book. It just came out of nowhere in my head to make this story. ¡This is an CountryHumans AU! You've been warned... If you are easily disturbed or get easily offend I suggest you to don't read this book. (I'm serious) I don't wanna hear any of you saying but why is *bla* older than *bla* or *bla* and *bla* are enemies! they can't be eachother (no) as I said before this is an CountryHumans AU! Anyways, Enyoy! •∆• °^°

America was just hanging out with his friends when Russia and his friends knock Ame out and sent to hospital, and surprisingly America was ok but, he got short term amnesia, And Russia thought it would be funny to pretend to be his friend until he woke up. Will America ever forgive Russia? Original?? Idk. Yes I drew the cover And this includes: Blood, just blood is the bad thing. Ships: Rus x Ame vs China x Ame Poland x Germany Canada x Ukraine Uk x France (I think maybe) (Art is done by me, if you want to use it tag me me please) Enjoy :p

I decided to write a CountryHumans shitpost book lmao It's mostly memes, lots of vines/tik toks because that's my a e s t h e t i c. Maybe some ships too I'll probably do requests tbh.

"Some people just aren't meant to be, Poland." Those were the words I heard; that broke my heart. I had been there for this woman when she was blamed for her FATHERS actions. Thats right; not her own actions. HER FATHERS. Life can be so goddamn unfair. Sometimes the person who breaks your heart is also the person who you fell head over heels for, you devoted your life to finding. Just for them to turn you down. I love her. I love her... I loved her. "Some people just aren't meant to be, Poland." Those were the words I said; that hurt me more than I could imagine. Who knew the daughter of the Third Reich, the country that caused so much death and destruction, would be this sensitive. Especially for a woman. Being raised homophobic is one thing, being raised homophobic by someone who would kill you for it is another thing. Sure, she was there for me when I was blamed for my fathers actions. But I just accepted it at this point. I had gotten used to it at this point. But the words still hurt me so badly, I thought I didn't like her? I don't. I don't... Maybe I do.

One night, Poland threw a birthday party but before he can roll in the cake, they decided to play a game but then someone is missing... what happen? full of twist reveals and surpises.

(THIS IS MOSTLY NOT BASED ON HISTORY, AND IF SO, IT IS NOT ACCURATE. There are some ships that may not exist, bare with me. It doesn't have much to do with country alliances or anything, just making this cuz I can.) Meet the Countries; America, Germany, and Russia. America, Germany and Russia were housemates. Except they never really got along. America was super loud; he always pranked others, liked telling jokes and screaming at random things. Russia was quiet and introverted; he didn't talk often, he hated being touched, and if he felt negative emotions he'd lock himself in his room. Germany was a workaholic; he stayed up all night to do work, he was constantly being pranked by America, and he stated the truth most of the time. But, Germany went on a work trip with Poland for a few weeks. In that time, America turned his attention to Russia. Russia slowly began to crack under pressure, his health was not good. When Germany came back, he arrived with Poland, himself... And one other Countryhuman...

"Do you think she will be okay ..?" "..." 🛹Russia never had the idea of ​​skateboarding .. he never liked to play that kind of games anyways .. the way he skated brought back too many bad memories to him .. 🌿Children were playing and singing in the high wooded meadows .. butterflies were flying quietly signaling peace and silence ... or not? 💮A scream was heard .. The SSR family alerted, no longer lingered, ran towards the source of the noise .. Ukraine,the known as the delicate petal .. had touched a plant so feared normally by its poisonous venom .. 💊And now .. her fragile soul was hopelessly between life and death .. 🍥-------------------------------------------------🍥 ❓How will this family manage to survive after HIS death ..? How are they going to help Ukraine..? The lack of money made them suffer ... they could not live under the shadow of HIS fallen wealth for ever..? And even the older ones trying to help with their small amount if money earned by working was not sufficient.. 🔻 Unless.. Someone decided to finally do something about it..🔺️ 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿 Heeey! It's my first story on Wattpad! And yes it's an original AU 🛹countryhumans!Skateboarding AU🛹 am sorry about my spelling errors and grammar cuz English is not my first language---- (still sorry though-) Also all pics are mine :> (I used some references but still-) I hope you enjoy? °Ships •RusAme •UkieCan •Gerpol •and some more..

Would you rather? That's the question 13 year old America is asked. He must pick, royalty or love? Family over friends? After getting sent to a new high school along with many different kids, America must cope with the new lifestyle. Unfortunately for him, his new roommate is very attractive. After dealing with some family drama he seems to of bonded more with his new friend. America talks, the other listens. Soon enough he is challenged with the question. Would he rather? Britain, his father? Or Russia, his love? Btw this is my first book! Yes, there will be cursing(swearing) and violence. But to make up for that there will be some happy and sweet scenes :) . Please don't steal and take credit for this story on any social media apps. And when I say please... I mean don't. If you feel inspired and want to change the story a bit to suit you, feel free, all you have to do is ask! And use manners. Hope you enjoy! (Btw cover is not mine, all credit goes to Blu Merlin, check them out on YouTube, the art they do is beautiful 👌)

"Before he knew it, they were both gone. The people he cared for the most." America; short-tempered, the centre of the universe, and last but not least, hella gay. After he falls out with his parents he retreats to a forest... ...and he meets Anon. Book 1: Gloved Hands Book 2: Gloved Hands - In His Shadow Book 3: Broken Links #2 in CountryHumans 25/10/2019 #3 in CountryHumans 9/11/2019 (Cover by me)

Poland loves Germany and one day he confesses to him. But the German thinks that that's a joke and doesn't believe him. Now it's up to the little polish guy to show him how much he really loves him. - 🔞Yaoi warning🔞 🔞NSFW warning🔞 🇩🇪Englisch isn't my first language so please don't hate on my spelling🇩🇪 - Released: 14th of July 2020 (first chapter) - Original: "Drei einfache Worte [ReiBert FF] By: Me (Vaporwana)

PORZUCONA OPOWIEŚĆ. Bo przecież kraje też mogą coś do siebie czuć. Po I I WŚ. Polska cały czas ma uraz do Niemiec. Kiedy już w końcu się do niego przekonuje, odkrywa coś, czego wolałby o nim nie wiedzieć... [GermanyxPoland] School au? - ✔️ PORZUCONA OPOWIEŚĆ.

after Poland's death, Germany was left alone with his and Poland's child. well so he thought his dead wife would always be around as a ghost no one could see her but other ghosts could see her, that was what Poland thought atleast. Poland was mad at her early death and blamed the gods until something rather unusual happened. - (this au is based on a show I saw called "hi bye, mama!")

UN has Put So much on America that He has Snapped silently. See America has a Problem with self Care that CSA had to make a physical body to help with the Kids/State's So America could get rest but UN calls America to His Meeting And Things Got Tougher. America has to house Country's in his home! The other country's Don't know that America has Kids well except The Dead Country's Including UK, Canada and France who new about it scenes America Become independent.. Ships: *Russia X America *Germany X Poland *France X UK *South Korea X Japan *Canada X Ukraine *USSR X third Reich *North Korea X a nuke.. (↑Life gave me the idea of the uhh... This ship??? Is A country X a nuclear weapon even a ship???? I also found it on Pinterest when I searched it up and it's real..) uhh probably more to come! (↑ I think....idk) Warning!: *self harm *Mention of suicide *Uhh Sexual Content? (↑im bad with making sexual storys so bear with me) *Harsh Words *Cursing *also Cringe.. I'm afraid this thing is cringe.. tell me if I miss anything In the Uhh warning and also give me other ships! So I can add it to the ship board! Oh and bad humor.. there will be funny spots involved even the dark humor ones

This is just what it says it is, a oneshot book about CountryHumans so yeah, enjoy I guess more info in the first post or chapter or whatever you wanna call it. It's over now since I've gotten out of the fandom and moved to something else. Cover art by me.

Alright people. As you can tell from the title that the story is about Countryhumans 🥴 The ships really change around but it's mostly Russia x America 💖 ⚠️ Warning⚠️ I used to ship Soviet x Reich so you might see that in earlier chapters in this book! P.S: You probably seen my story when it was Jesus x Noah oneshots (had to take precautions lol) 💛