Politicallycorrect Stories

See above. Disclaimer: A parody of average edgy wattpad stories.

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Adolf never thought he would fall in love, especially not with a penis, and especially not with Logan Paul...

the title explains it all. Not completely mine. If you want a better version then buy the actual book for $9 or something but if not , read this which is pretty much the same

It's my wee christmas tradition to post some sort of Christmas story. This year I have no idea what I'm doing and you should most definitely go read something else. There is almost no way to please everyone this joyus solstice. Merry Christmas.

Norm Macdonald left us three years ago, but he's back and ready to take on the woke brigade. 😇 Turns out, Heaven was a little too polite for his taste-felt like Canada on a good day. 🍁 Now he's here to roast comfort animals, pronouns, and all the woke stuff that makes people break out in hives. 🧐🎤 Easily offended? Norm's got one thing to say: stay the hell out. 😏🔥

All I have is my voice. To put my thoughts and feelings out there, to give voice to those who feel the same. I really hope you enjoy.

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