Polygrumps Stories

CW: Contains nonconsensual spanking of an adult M/M, no lemon (lol sorry polygrumps). Ninja Brian doesn't appreciate Danny's insults. And instead of killing him, like he does to everyone else, he decided to take a different approach. Also, I'm not writing about Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht playing the characters of Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian; I'm writing about Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian like they're real people. Just so we're clear.

Never have I ever seen color before I met the love of my life. Egobang - Arin Hanson x Dan Avidan of the Game Grumps ☀️Completed ⭐️Written by Maya Carson ⚡️Trigger Warning

Only a small handful of the general population are born with the ability to see faeries. Arin Hanson has gotten used to the pros and cons of his gift, until one fateful day when he walks home alone through an abandoned park. He hadn't planned on that day being life-changing, but he wonders if his mysterious savior Dan is worth the concussion.

Barry devolopes a crush on the new editor, but doesn't know what to do. Dealing with his emotions about the advances coming from Dan he feels completely unable work out his feeling towards the both of them.

Just a few drabbles some of the lovelies wanted me to write. FAIR warning: Some of these works are gonna get reaaallly dirty and lemony. I can promise you all that. Enjoy, you penises <3

"I think I have a crush on Dan." [ Pairing: Egoflapbang ] Title from 'I See Love' by Passenger

egobang one shots !! you can suggest your own ideas in the comments or you can message me!! "they are pretty cool" -me

Mark and his friends get up to some crazy supernatural shenanigans. I'm going to try and update when I get time.

The quest of Aran and Leigh begins in an odd way, to say the least, but it certainly is an interesting one. Werecat!Arin and Siren!Dan.