Poobregretevator povestiri

Okay uhh yeah! The title is pretty self-explanatory. Indicators, what I will and won't do, and the request page is all in the first chapter! [This book is on hold due to motivation issues. Please be patient!]

THIS IS A JOKE I SWEAR!!!!!

Basically a Regretevator Highschool guys :0 Teachers: Wallter- English Mark- Math (Who hired this man to do math???) Dr. Retro- Nurse MR. -Assistance Princible Mach- Princible Spud- Science Glevil- P.E Michè- Band Jermbo- Librarian Yum Zlurplie (The alien in that one store)- Art Prototype: STEM/Computer Lab Mr. Maneuver- Desk lady/man (Idk) Ships: Wallmark Spive Skaterlight/Scenelight

Party Noob's idea of Pests personality is extremely flawed, and Pest makes it clear, because god damn, he does not want Party noob involved in his life, or anyone, for that matter(That mindset isn't exactly awesome in an apocalypse). So when Party Noob learns this, they start giving Pest random gifts and trinkets they thought he would like. And they're usually right, so how is Pest going to take this? Date them of course! Full benefits and shit, but Poob still needs to remind themselves on how Pest's thought process works, so follow them on this wacky ass journey through trying to cope with the fact that Pest struggles to love unconditionally. !Trigger warning! -Major character death -Mentions of Blood/Gore -HEAVY angst -Implications of suicide -Other topics some may find disturbing Extra Notes: -Partybeetle for most of the book and Skaterbeetle at the end -Spive and Wallmark are mentioned but hardly touched up apon

Wallter and Mark put away their differences and decide why not remarry? But maybe things won't go swimmingly! Regretevator is not made by me wattpad (THIS IS GONNA BE SO OOC AAAAAAAAAAAAAA also might not update this alot because i dont have an update schedule and im just doing this based off an idea and my only motivation is noone did this yet😔) (spoilerz: based on "This day aria" from mlp!!!)